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Vamped

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  1. hurry and push the other one up in there too so it wont be lonely
  2. Sometimes... but I don't feel alienated. I'm an introvert, too many social things back to back makes me exhausted. Even listening the old ladies at work talk to me is tiring.
  3. sounds like natural selection at its finest
  4. Thaaaaats pretty gay to me
  5. Does it really matter what gender it is? Its just a cute pink ball with a really deep throat and that's all that matters.
  6. Isn't adulthood grand?
  7. .... are you trying to record yourself fapping? >.> you could just set it down and do it ... or use a webcam
  8. Can you be 100% certain it's not a dying whale?
  9. Swimming. I love it .... but only in a pool though, I don't swim in natural bodies of water
  10. That's.... a lot of cum you guys. Might wanna hydrate
  11. If you want ... i could run over your foot with my car in the parkinglot
  12. At this very moment.... some bomb ass nachos
  13. We have it and snow plows ... the city government told us that these "snow events" dont happen too often so they dont have the manpower, nor will they pay to have the manpower, they'll just keep shutting the city down
  14. If you've got a ride, work, shelter, and a penis .... and you wanna go. GO!
  15. what do you really wanna do?
  16. I'd like to but it would be my luck that I do it, then slip and fall at work and get drug tested the next day and then fired so I'm not
  17. Im sore now from working in the warehouse at work .... and I still have to go back out there. I gotta cramp in my buttcheek that I cant stretch out. Its like midcheek
  18. why would it make your teeth vibrate?
  19. we had ours yesterday. Its all hands on deck today Sucks too because I fucking love snow days ... now I have to adult again
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