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UnevenEdge

Vamped

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  1. keep it in a bag next time
  2. How did you not kill them?
  3. Could be worse. You could be a ho moma but still ... a ho moma is better than no moma
  4. I almost applied for a residential facility with mentally disabled teens because I was so desperate to get a job in social work. I was even going to take a pay cut. >.> I think I'll work on my master's
  5. I'm at the end of a 60 hour work week. Plus side is ... the senior manager bought us all breakfast this morning so there's something
  6. But now you'll never know the guilt of cheating on liara with thane .... or staying faithful to liara
  7. And if the sea is swirling hot And whether pigs have wings ..... or something like that
  8. Mass Effect is my favorite .... You need to play it for the whole story ... multiple times
  9. or women if they want .... if they dont want it ... that's assault and I'm not going to jail
  10. Just make sure you can secure another spot is all I'm saying
  11. I dont think she wants to spiral into homelessness and prostitution though
  12. Its peak season for us so now I'm on a 6 day work week and when I tell you I am fucking tired. I. AM. FUCKING. TIRED.
  13. which guys are fucking guys?! are ... they fucking like right now?
  14. I'm not gonna humiliate anybody either ... but if ya wanna get slapped around, spanked, or whipped or whatever t I'm cool with that.
  15. If you had something else lined up I would say yea fuck 'em but if you don't Thats a bad idea
  16. I've legit just been covering for three people on days and I've still got another hour to go then they're changing my shift tomorrow to start 3 hours earlier and to come in and work Saturdays too so .... I would but I'm dog tired boss
  17. get a loan to open a brothel. I'll help run it
  18. I work FedEx as long as you dont steal the packages, we're good
  19. Pfft. I take pens all the time. Everyday probably
  20. That's about 3,000 short of my student loans
  21. I never really ask for anything. I always feel awkward when people buy me stuff because I feel like I owe them something back
  22. Take a bath and get some ice cream then watch something violent
  23. Do a good job and she'll get crazier
  24. invite her in for a cup of D
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