Vamped

Fuck the rules ....

well ... except for FedEx. I'm still at work >.> So what's safer at this point ... the interstate or regular streets to get home?

not shrimp, I'm allergic

Join the Navy, you get three square meals and all the gay sex you can get

People see Superman's and Sailor Moon's face all the time and they still can't figure out who they are

I always assume people would taste like old spoiled pork and farts

I enjoy napping and am very indifferent to giving and receiving affection... probably a house cat A cute asshole house cat

Its probably a dude with pads

when I got my first car, I let the gas overflow out of the tank and down the side of the car. So for the rest of that beautiful summer day I kept thinking it was going to get so hot the gas I spilled would catch fire and the whole car would blow up lmao

That was just a really weak chair

In the porns .... is usually a small white man treating his wife to a large black penor

>.> its more of a feeling

I used to use the fuck out of this dude or this one

lmao! I dunno why that GIF is so funny right now

That makes it sound like I watch way more porn than I actually do I don't really watch a bunch of porn. I spend more time looking for one to actually watch then actually watching them on the occasion I do watch it

I pay for internet so .... indirectly

sounds more like a personal problem if you can't navigate your way out

Pour the free swiss miss into the free coffee at work

So I feel like that whole thing about uploading old people into a collective old/dead people cloud thing is a waste of time because the real "you" isn't even enjoying it. Unless its to benefit the people you leave behind. Like in that "BRB" episode.

seems like you're just making excuses to keep drinking the milk and fucking up your stomach. You must like it.

eat it dry

people apparently dont know how to treat sex dolls https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/samantha-sex-robot-molested_us_59cec9f9e4b06791bb10a268