Vamped

....are the military studs men .... or lesbians? >.>

Only on days when I have to go to work. Its been time to find a new job

Because nobody mass produces cat pants.

If i ever get the opportunity to own a home, a large tub is a priority. I want a bubble bath & wine life

Shit .... toonami still comes on?!

What ..... people use shotguns to kill deer?!

I want a hunting rifle .... and to go deer hunting

dammit! I was gonna post that

I got pregnant when I was 25 and had a C-section at 26 :\

Definitely more than a 100. I paid $160 for a custom cake. It was for like 15 people though and came with a "free" smash cake.

My initial reaction would be : .... maybe your dick is just little.

>.> It was probably a chicken pox because there's nothing down there now

>.> just tell them the truth and wait for them to comprehend

Nachos from Moe's.

doubtful ... unless there is a rule specifically against them. If anything it'll probably be some old guy and he'll ask you what you do with them. .... or why do you have so many

Who wants to get married at 18 -21 though? You don't have to make an "honest woman" out of the girl you get pregnant now.

Probably. I remember it looked like she was smearing pepto- bismol on me. I would sneak in the bathroom and rub it off. She also gave me oatmeal baths and told me I had a flat mole on my cooter so .... those are all my chicken pox memories.

I got chicken pox the day my little brother was born so I was in quarantine at my grandma's house for the duration. She would slather this pink lotion all over me ... I hated it.

Im an Operations Administrator .... so .... I : - dispatch delivery trucks and local 18 wheelers, do their DOT paperwork, send them to drug screens, take customer service calls, fix problems with packages when I have to, throw some packages, re-tape them, throw them again >.> post on here and read the news

I make sure to inform my mom about all of my sexual partners' genitals ... big, small, she'll know about them all

Too many eggs ... too many farts

I love my Kia but i rented a toyota 4runner and now I WANT ONE

It just looks like the one in white is tired of the other one's shit lol

I do too .... but im also anxious about interviews and starting new relationships. But none of the places i have applied to have called me in for an interview so .... whatever