Vamped

You can buy spirits on Sunday now in TN

"so you seriously got me out here on a leash .... against my will ... bitch"

semen too .... probably

I haven't yet, but I might just see it by myself Friday night just because I'm tired of seeing memes on the internet that I don't understand. >.> Or watch it on the firestick

It just seems like extra stress to me. In my case, I just feel like if you weren't there when I was a child and willing to get to know you, why bother me when I'm adult? I just dont even want to bother with them. But do whatever you want to. Show up to say "fuck you and everything you stand for" and then calmly walk away

Not me. I'm fake when it benefits me.

If you don't want to, don't. That's how I feel about my biological father and his relatives. "Its a no for me"

I know when we send drivers for a drug test, they are not allowed to leave. They make you sit and wait until you can pee. If you do leave, even to go out for just a minute they have to submit it as a refusal. If we get a "refusal" back from an active driver, that's an automatic termination.

Way to go! Look at you, thats some mighty fine adulting!

Did you get any leftover cake?

No im perfectly fine with pizza rolls

Ive got an electric razor but im supposed to leave in like 30 mins and im still in pajamas >.>

Im going to a wedding .... and i forgot to shave my legs So.... fuck it. Im not the one getting married

Nachos and beer No.... A margarita

Sleepy but its too early to go to sleep on a friday night Damn im old

Wait .... so it turns everyone gay AND makes them all whores?!

I need about 29000 for this truck I want. Then about .... lets say .... 80,000 for my student loans

Watching people, especially men eat hot pockets unnerves me ....

I think he just wanted some free meals. Nobody reported anything about the quality of the conversation

He was not a mermaid, you have to be a lady ontop for that

Find its ant hill and destroy its entire civilization. Even if you don't kill it, everything and everyone he ever loves will perish! It'll probably commit suicide after that

>.> Its still in the FedEx envelope in my closet

I got like ..... a pack of gum and some lip gloss right here, right now