Vamped

I'm gonna have to try that because my back is killing me today.

That's how it is at every doctor's office I have gone to. One of the nurses was probably late collecting the samples.

You're probably gonna die before you get to your stop anyway so just sit there and get bitten

Which ones?

I have like 3 dollars in quarters

Get some dark chocolate kisses

Tootsie sounds like a whore

Leila

Is it a girl?

Had to buy groceries then I went in IKEA and lost my damn mind 6 dollar wisk

Brownie lol We had a puppy name brownie, he was so cute and fat. I called him Brownie Rounds

She has to have seen a dick before or you would not have a wife

Looks like a Bruno to me

I got out of the house for a good portion of the day .... spent way more money than i planned but i did get out

Me too but ill be damned if i turn on the heat

Grocery shopping and trying not to spend all of my money in IKEA. >.> I would probably eat less meat if i had to kill it myself but i saw an old asian lady snap a chicken's neck like it was no big deal so maybe you get used to it

Wasting precious nap time telling us about it

why not Voltron?!

Sounds like a good time to leave all of the freshly washed dildos on the counter by the fridge

What did you watch?

.... not comics

Stiiiilll putting off hauling these comforters to the laundromat.... somebody do it for me. >.> i did buy a small bottle of tide for the laundromat though

Have fun. They're having a crawfish festival here in a few weeks but im not going because Im allergic ×.×

I make a pretty mean lasagna but i haven't in awhile because my mom made a crockpot lasagna and ive been turned off ever since. I wanna make some egg plant parm though

Gawd i imagined him squealing like a pig lmao