Vamped

Congratulations, I got my degree via FedEx like 3 months after the ceremony .... and I'm going back for MSW because I cant do anything worth while with a BSW

.... why would you sit down to eat with someone who asked you on a date and then ordered and ate without you?!

what did the note say?!

You're a terrible landlord. You were suppose to leave them a notice

Did she eat you?

I was really upset when he died. I might get another one but it won't be for a good while.

I always thought you were supposed to keep them seperate so they wont be stressed. I just kept his tank warm and got him a little fish apartment with Windows because he liked popping in and out things. He was a chill little fish. He made some nice bubble nests too.

I had my Betta for 3 years

But you can drink and not clean up right? ..... right?!

The Iron Giant is dream works

Shang in Mulan was B.D. Wong

Tony Goldwyn ... Tarzan looks exactly like him.

I do too but i dont have a whole story. Just a series of sex scenes

I dont feel dirty .... I just wonder ... do you train to crush watermelons? Could i crush a watermelon right now?

I had a margarita earlier and it was fucking terrible so ... beer it is and Overwatch probably

I dont even think its about size. If you already know you'll come in 2 mins after going in then you should be proficient in oral and foreplay so nobody's disappointed when you get to the 2 mins. The same with lasting forever... you wanna be good at the actual fucking ... otherwise its just drawn out disappointment.

Wear a condom

Really .... both options sound terrible

>.> sometimes i just eat the left over paper that gets stuck on Now or Laters so ... who am I to judge

I can hold a conversation. It wont be a very good conversation because in my head ill be thinking "what do you need? Why are you talking to me?"

Doesnt sound too bad. Did you get pain meds?

>.> Do men shop together? Ive never seen men shop together ... not even for food.

I dunno. Women's jeans stretch