Vamped

The old guy at work had both his knees replaced. Im sure the intial recovery is a bitch but hes walking straighter than ever. Anxiety before surgery is normal. Doctors and nurses in general gives me really bad anxiety just for routine stuff. The smell of clinic antiseptic sends my heart racing. I didnt know how i was going to make it through my cesarean being completely awake and aware ... but that spinal tap and being so fucking done with contractions made everything cool.

Im playing Overwatch

The actual story is just ok and really short. It takes too much grinding to actually enjoy it. Ive played through it twice and thats about all im going to do with it. Ive played the trilogy several times and i keep finding little things ive never noticed before

Dont waste your money

Fuck those hoes

vamped When some assbag gets their shit stolen from them "Where'd a twat like you get that tricycle?" "I vamped this shit son." #jacked#lifted#stolen#vemped#syphon

... so ... he's going to fuck everyone up with a brick? .... >.> I take it everyone was supposed to wait patient while he took everybody out one by one?

I just leave the roll on the back of the toilet because its easier to reach

Thats too bad . I have an huge a dick .... I mean .... its immensely huge .... probably like the length of a shriveled old granny's forearm

wear eyeglasses so you wont catch eye-aids while you're out there eye-fucking willy nilly

why would beautiful people slum it in Walmart with the uglies?

that looks terrible but also hilarious

I used to keep my toenails and fingernails painted all the time. Now its rare

I need that mani-pedi too!

Im too lazy to get up early and put on make up. But also theres always a chance i may have to go work in the warehouse and sweat it off anyway

I smell my bras when I take them off

The dicks, excessive lengths of blow jobs, sheer amount of seminal fluid and where they choose to release it, and the unrealistic expectation it gives youth of how sex is supposed to be

Yeeep

It's kinda gross to me but im super picky

Starting to really believe I went to college for nothing

I don't think I'll pay for it. I'll wait for it on the firestick

I make 18 an hour right now ... Damn that's starting all the way back over.