nameraka

No. You can't be some kind of combination of the two like in underworld. That defies all the made up laws of horror and is just dumb.

Ooh. What are those ones with the razor blade center called?

Oh. Never heard it called that before.

Wtf is a crunch bar?

At that point you're eating an abortion so depending on what state you live in and what trimester the egg is in, you might be committing a felony.

When is covid day this year?

i stopped drinking until i pass out every night. apparently that shit's not good for you. who knew?

It helps me sleep now that I don’t pickle myself anymore.

this is what i imagine you look like as you say this.

yes. yes it is.

https://screening.mhanational.org/screening-tools/depression 17 I could probably use an ice cream cone. Interpretation of Total Score 1-4 Minimal depression 5-9 Mild depression 10-14 Moderate depression 15-19 Moderately severe depression 20-27 Severe depression

okay. i did. here's what i found: apparently sauron was originally called mairon and was a maia of aule. also, no one who has uttered those words has ever gotten laid.

agreed. i really like the taste of kola nut.

annie's not okay (i promise)

uhg. now i have to have new things going on with me? i'm such a fucking failure.

We'll all be dead soon.

Last night there were skinheads on my lawn... ☹️

if so, we need pics.

jesus christ, that is some shit...

Like what Marcellus Wallace did to Zed, medieval?

cut me some slack. i can't drink anymore. i need some reason to get out of bed in the morning.

i NEED to find these.

what the hell's an adult swim?