nameraka

I mean, im a never nude anyway, so...

Bitch, I've been sober for 198 days. Not that I'm counting...

I had a breakup rejected once.

well how the fuck did you get in here then? the sign at the door clearly says: no shoes, no shirt, no servi... well, fuck me.

okay. so. i'm kinda new to this. um... just give me whatever you've got in your pocket.

i choose miguel ferrer.

Not sure. Let me check Wikipedia.

k. i was talking about skyrim. weirdo.

i've been in prison. it was a cakewalk. they made the mistake of underestimating me by thinking they could just take my weapons. the fools had no idea they were dealing with a level 70 battle mage/ werewolf. idiots.

It's upset because you keep using the infinitive forms of verbs unnecessarily.

*Facepalm*

I had somehow managed to block that part of the film out. Thanks for reminding me.

*puts fingers in ears while you speak*

meh. she's no Hope Sandoval.

how do you feel about the velvet underground?

my first thought here went to bovine insemination. i have no idea why.

ooh, wait. i'm a distant cousin of kevin costner. no. no, that's not really interesting... i'm a pretty decent shot with a recurve bow? jesus. this feel's like i'm reaching here...

At work?

Ok. That is surprising...

😮

No. No that totally makes sense. This is why I’ll never let them make a hologram out of me.

Yeah. I totally saw that coming...

-nt

In china

You didn’t wish for more wishes? always wish for more wishes...