Top Gun

Do you weigh the same as a duck?

... ...Boku no Pico? >_>

Maki has absolutely zero competition for Best Girl.

Gross.

With what subscriber-hemmorhaging money, exactly?

I mean there was a snowball's chance in hell that we'd get something that ridiculously high-profile.

Phew, no Red Menace.

Wooooo, more of my idiot fire children!

Goddamn this show is fantastic.

I know there's next to no chance we get these (hell, Crunchyroll may not even, given how stupid OVA rights can be), but man I am always down for dumb baseball episodes.

Fed Ex is a special kind of incompetent.

"De gustibus" and all that.

Boku no Pico.

I fucking hate spring.

My dude, why do you let so many shitty shows live rent-free in your head? It wasn't good, people laughed about it, and almost everyone will forget it existed in 5 years...except you, apparently.

Yahsssssss.

Yellowjackets are pieces of shit.

Are you having a stroke? ...am I having a stroke?

Ah, the increasingly-misnamed.

I fail to see how one has anything to do with the other. Those titles were removed from Crunchyroll because of the Sony buyout, and Sentai presumably not wanting people to watch its series on their direct competition. Sentai doing business with [as] for TV broadcasts is a completely separate affair.

Real talk though, does anyone actually want a shitty CG Tekken anime either? Or care in the slightest about Tekken's lore?

Real talk though, the CG work in that trailer is just godawful. It's like they're trying to overlay 2D animation on it but it just looks awkward as shit.