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Top Gun

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  1. Party like it's 1915?
  2. If Abbot wants to tell the whole world he has a micropenis he can just come out and say it directly.
  3. Man, I spent way too many hours on Superdickery.com back in the day. Good times. ("As popular as Ringo!" sure is damning with faint praise isn't it?)
  4. Well I guess if the good legislature of Tennessee wanted to confirm for the world that their state is full of racist inbred rednecks, they've succeeded spectacularly.
  5. Imagine being Kid Rock in 2023.
  6. So what you're saying is that large chunks of our country are mentally disabled. Is this supposed to be news?
  7. I've got tauntauns coming out of my ass, ha-ha!
  8. Man, we always got Crisp Kringles in our Christmas stockings.
  9. Toothless gesture, but it's something I guess.
  10. If Princess Principal airs I will never get the OP out of my brain. ...who am I kidding it's been lodged in my brain for 4 years now. Seriously, this goes so fucking hard.
  11. I torrent and then buy everything on physical media like a good boomer.
  12. His term as president can probably be described as mediocre at best, but he's arguably done more good for the world afterwards than any other man who's held the office.
  13. Plants need to keep it in their damn pants and not skeet all over my breathing air.
  14. Nabs, somewhere... But people were seriously confused about these things? The oak trees in our neighborhood drop them in droves every year. They get pollen shit all over my car and blow around the street in big clumps.
  15. The entire "Narou-kei" ecosystem of light novels are very much similar and very much suck, yes.
  16. Because most of them suck nards?
  17. But can he see without his glasses?
  18. No chin and no spine.
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