Top Gun

Damn, that sounds like almost exactly what I'm dealing with. I got a few days of peace after the flu shot effects, and then out of nowhere I got slammed with the driest most awful cough I've ever had, which has mostly transitioned into being a phlegmy mess. Tested negative for Covid on multiple days so it's not that. Could this shit just, like, chill for a minute?

Jingo has a stiffy for the days when only rich white male landowners could vote.

Even having my own bathroom I always lower the lid before flushing because it's gross otherwise.

I keep saying, home urinals. Solves the whole damn problem.

So what, are you implying that it's a good thing that your average American voter is too mind-numbingly stupid to have any sort of convictions deeper than "muh gas prices"? That candidates can pretend they have any control whatsoever over massive global economic cycles and get away with it?

In lighter news...

"Auditor? I 'ardly know 'er!"

No, I don't even mean how it was allowed to happen, i mean why the hell these companies wanted to merge in the first place. What did they get out of it other than a mind-boggling mountain of debt?

So like...can anyone explain like I'm 5 why the fuck this merger happened in the first place if it automatically put the companies in question into an inescapable financial hole?

His music always fucking sucked.

And there it is, folks.

Narrator: "A better version came along later."

I think I've seen someone mention it here before, but one Sentai property they could go after if it's available is Ushio & Tora. It's a 2015 MAPPA adaptation of a mid-90s shonen manga that's apparently pretty badass. Can't imagine it would cost an arm and a leg either.

I don't remember who this person is or why I'm supposed to give a shit about them.

So he's literally McGruff the Crime Dog.

Not Covid-related per se, but goddamn my flu shot fucked me UP this year. I'm used to my arm hurting like a bitch for a few days, but this time it straight-up gave me the full suite of symptoms and I feel like ass. And of course it waited to kick in until I was already at work. A smarter me would have just gone home.

I mean if he insists...

I'm sure there's something to this story but at the same time don't be that guy who links the Daily Mail.

Rooster Teeth peaked when they were only making Halo machinima.

Just be thankful you're not subjected to the Toriko crossover.

Jingo thinks if he keeps shoveling his horseshit someday it'll turn into gold nuggets.

Fucking Zaslav pushing Deadliest Catch way too hard.

It's actually a very well-regarded publication considering its source.