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I don't know whether to applaud you for that joke or boo you off stage.

What in the fuck? Like, I know abuser apologists aren't the smartest knives in the drawer, but how the shit does that narrative go in their mind? This woman is trying to get a man fired to steal his roles that her voice is completely unsuited for and were never on the table for her range?

McNuggets has a looong history of making fans, particularity women, uncomfortable at cons, especially a real creepy habit of kissing underage girls without permission. It's been a poorly-kept secret for over a decade now, and people are sick of his behavior and are speaking out against him. Other industry professionals and con staffers are also sharing their stories and how their complaints about him were constantly ignored. He's finally started losing roles and having con appearances cancelled, because nobody wants to deal with him anymore. Meanwhile, there's a gross subset of his fanclub that's attacking everyone and defending his actions. Because actual photographic and video evidence of him being a total creep is clearly just lies to slander such a perfect and wonderful person. And of course the ever-present cesspool of troglodytes that pop up whenever sexual harassment is discussed to complain that it's just special snowflake SJW bullshit, it was all just a guy having innocent fun and what's wrong with that, etc. Because what underage teenager wouldn't want some middle-aged man they've never met to put his mouth on them without permission?

Hero- I think Sparkle Boy just killed her. Wheeee! I love my kids. Oh, Team Dumbass is screwed. I love Principal Mouse. Oh that's depressing. These two have one braincelll between them and it is working itself to death. Stop Tsu you're gonna kill her. Aizawa you asshole you put the girl with super ears against the hero whose power is SCREAMING. Well those bondage cuffs are goddamn useless here aren't they. Aizawa's doing the voiceover. Kid stop running you can control them. Ouch her ears. Oh hey, he can talk. Well that's horrifying. Recovery Girl is unimpressed. IT'S HIGH NOON. The hell are those bullets made out of? Somewhere there's a naked chick running around. High Noon respects women. Oh, Mineta's going to die. Sero may have failed the exam but he's the real winner here. I'd be knocked out in four seconds flat. He's crying blood. Mineta confirmed for the fucking worst. Stop fondling your balls. You're wearing a diaper, you're not gonna be cool. God I'm gay. I volunteer to fight Midnight next. I absolutely do not believe you planned any of this. Get your balls off of her. Genuinely fucking amazed he passed. Oh fuck yeah time for the main event. Use Bakugo as a human shield. Sword Art- I hate everything in my life that has led me to this point. I've never wanted to beat a small child more in my life. Gay. SHE'S ALICE IN WONDERLAND, YA GET IT? What in the shit is this? I'd rather just watch Frozen. RIIIIICOLA. So then, is anything actually going to happen here? Is it too much to hope that these kids get murdered by a dragon? We sit through all that bullshit and don't even get to see a dragon threaten their lives? Did I turn on Black Clover by mistake. Suffer, children. These little bastards sure aren't the brightest bulbs in the drawer are they. I can't even enjoy a dragon fight because it's tainted by being in this goddamn show. Oh yeah this'll go well I'm sure. You stupid fucking kids. Oh what the goddamn shit is this. Oh right, they did this entire thing because of ice or some dumb garbage. Surely that dream doesn't mean anything. Yeah show me more of the fucking lumberjack sidequest that's what I wanted to see. He looks like Randy Marsh. I'm sure this would be emotional if I gave even a fraction of a shit about any of these characters. Not even the murder knight wants to bother with Kirito. You suck, Kirito. And then he had a Geass. How is this episode only half over? Oh great it's the harem we all missed that. Hi Klein, only decent person here. Why is Kirito a girl again, is this the gun game? I thought the avatars were randomly generated for that one, why does everyone look exactly the same? Didn't DEATH GUN get arrested? It's cringy hearing people say "IRL" out loud. Oh hey it's Black Seitz, the only other decent character. The fuck you mean he started with his bare hands, was he just punching bullets out of the air? Isn't that the guy who tried to rape her? This conversation is painful to listen to. Okay that's just creepy. Oh yeah this won't go horribly wrong and force us to sit through a year of garbage. This sounds stupid, Kirito you're fucking stupid. They call it the wHAT. I don't know enough about brains to refute this but it sounds fake to me. Yeah I'm definitely just calling it the fuck light. You don't call it a soul, but you're calling this a soul translator. It's heading for porn, I'll guarantee you that. You stole this from Inception. Again, this is stupid. You were HAPPY in the murder game? I'm pretty sure it still haunts him because it was a two-year near death experience. How old are these kids now anyways? Oh my god you fucking idiot why would you want anything to do with this guy AGAIN? Yeah this is gonna go just fucking great. Who needs a dagger when you've got a gun? I know I'm not lucky enough to have him be dead but I can hope. Jojo- Sorry fat boy, you're gonna die. YOU DONE FUCKED UP, PORKY. And then he blew up. Now he's gonna go fuck that hand. I guess all that lard insulated him. You leave my boys alone you creep. That took you a little too long to figure out. I hope Josuke is down the street. Well now I almost feel kinda bad for this nasty litte weirdo. Does nobody notice the boy bleeding out in the hallway? Wow that's cold, bitches. CONVENIENT JOSUKE. Aw fuck. Yes it's Rohan, blow him up next. How does nobody notice this grown adult wandering around the school? Ohhhh now I'm sad. You did your best, little buddy. At least he left them a clue. Aw crap. Well that's terrible. I ask myself that question every time another anime boyfriend dies, Reimi. Oh hey, Jotaro's still in this show. Couldn't you just have Joseph smash up a camera to find the killer? AWWWW OKUYASU HAS HIS WEIRD DAD THING. Please kill Rohan next. And then he got a boner. Nothing good ever happens when the DJ comes on. Aw crap he killed that girl. Hi Jotaro! You can be silent and broody around me, Jotaro. Wrong fetish, he's into hands. Hey, free crackers. Thanks old man! We get it you know the names. FUCK. What the fuck is that. RIP old dude. Why does he get to have two stands? I dunno maybe it's because you're a terrible person who kills people? Jotaro you can stop time. Clover- I have to watch this shit after a solid hour of Sword Art I'm a good person I don't deserve this. I don't really believe that anyone taught Asta shit. You know a show's completely failed when gratuitous male nudity does nothing for me. Hey there Cap'n Sexy. Kill hiim anyway, Yami. I continue to hate most of you. I'm sure this would be moving if I gave half a shit. Are we sure this isn't filler? Yessss kill things. How goddamn stupid do you have to be to attack an actual squad headquarters? Every day that sister fucker continues to breathe is another day wasted. I appreciate his priority on naps. Well she's a fucking delight. Who the fuck is Bruce? Is that bitch supposed to be there? Yeah sure, trust her now. I mean, I'd also just turn myself over to Yami's mercy but for entirely different reasons. Just swing our sword you dumb fuck. I'm disappointed that Yami met him before and didn't murder him outrigiht. Someone please kill sister fucker. Girls don't fight you're both terrible. I feel closer to death. SHE'S A WITCH, BURN HER. That's a lot of bats. Hunter- I could watch shirtless Knuckle all day. This poor girl is so fucking confused. I enjoy seeing the physical embodiment of student loans following someone else around for a change. I need APR in plushie form immediately. King fights dirty. This is the weirdest goddamn sex metaphore. Please kill Pouf. Knuckle is the real MVP here. God I hate him so much. He's the wooooooooooooorst. Thank god for Killua. Oh man, I hope he can turn himself into a giant bug zapper. MOTHER OF FUCK JUST DIE. Goddammit. Just knock her out. Eat shit you dumb moth fucker. RIDE THE LIGHTNING, BITCH. God just shut up already. HAHAHAHA YOU FAILED. I enjoy watching Pouf suffer. Meanwhile, Gon's about to skin a cat.

You think My Hero Academia ain't catering to damn near every fetish I have? That's precious.

They're not gonna recast for the show. By now they're probably either finished dubbing all the episodes or at the very end; it's way too late to change it now. If they get the Rohan OVAs there's probably a good chance they'll recast after all the fallout from this, but they'll never go back and redub his old work. We're stuck with creepy McNuggets licking spiders forever.

This is proof that it's impossible to spoil Jojo because not one goddamn word of that makes sense out of context. Hero- You got this, animal kids! Joke's on you, Froppy has no weakness. Does he have peg legs? Froppy confirmed for best girl. Oh, that's terrifying. Whelp, you're boned. BIRD STAND, GO! This is someone's fetish. I forgot she could swallow things. FUCK YEAH, THEY WON. Good luck fighting a bulldozer. MECHA SHIVA! When in doubt, just throw a motherfucker. Poor Iida. I volunteer to fight Aizawa in the bondage cuffs. The dolls. Someone please hug Momo. Aizawa just gets progressively attractive as All Might's powers continue to fade. Don't overthink it! Hit me where it hurts next. Meanwhile, Todoroki's being the best pinata he can be. Throw that book at him that's strapped to your ass! Awwww Icy Hot. Oh fuck the dolls are bombs. Oh I like that face. Oh shit they broke his quirk back then. ICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. Titties. You're gonna catapult a rope at him? Aw crap. Now Aizawai is the one tied up, I'll take it from here kids. AWWWWWWW HE'S SO NICE. Mob- This OP didn't have to go so fucking hard and yet it does for us. I refuse to take responsibility for this. You can go ahead and hurt this guy. Oh hey he's alive. Reigen is unkillable. Okay this is going way too well it's suspicious. Well shit this is actually working. ONE THOUSAND PERCENT! Reigen's attitude is just too powerful. Please punch that gimp in the face. I never thought he could be so cool. "I was born with glass bones and paper skin." face. Oh my god. GUN. Call 911 because I just witnessed a murder. Huh, I thought he was a girl. He's got a point, surviving IS a chore. Oh this is bad. Surprise assist from the ginger. Aw crap this guy. Oh hey Slimer. This is an amazing final fight. Just end the season now and let them be happy. You tried, Mob. Pretty sure nobody really liked that guy to begin with. You're a good dude, Josuke. I love Jojo Club. ;D And then he passed out. Good his hair looks more natural. Go away Slimer. That sounds like a terrible tradeoff. Careful with those spoons. Oh crap. DAD? I love this asshole. WORM. Hey, free mushrooms. Boxing- Sweet grafiti. Say this shit to my face, I'll fight you myself. Coach is brilliant. Oh god he's pissing blood. Joe should probably go to an actual doctor, guys. Oh shit this is gonna be fun. Yes please take off your shirt. No seriously, maybe get him some medical attention. Just let him fight you dorks. Good luck with those arms, Drago. Aren't you the boss can't you just ban him for fake steroids or something? SOUP. Oh sweet does he get gear now? Joe training to receive One for All. I wonder if we'll ever find out how he lost that eye. Stealth urchins, go! FIST BUMB, GO. He looks like Dan of Steel. Oh fuck you Dan. What the fuck, my dude? I'm gonna fight him myself. Jojo- I'm already uncomfortable. He fucked that hand last night. Dude that's gonna start rotting soon. Run away girls, you need your limbs! I could go for a muffin. You're in goddamn public you sick fuck.Oh christ don't lick it. I'm gonna throw up. Don't you dare make a pun here. RUN AWAY YOU'RE A DOG IN THIS SHOW. Oh it's that kid. Where's your shitload of money? Yeah shake the fat kid down for money. Oh no dog. Ha, he can't spell. NO DON'T GRAB THAT BAG. Sorry fat boy you're gonna die. Just bribe it off of him for $20. Koichi continues to have terrible taste in women. This is the most stressful lunch. I'm amazed he can fit through that window. Grab you hand and run! Oh god it just keeps getting worse. You should have killed the fat boy when you had the chance. Thank god these boys are blind. This is getting out of hand. Now you just have to escape with your jackoff hand. Whelp, you're fucked. SHITBALLS. This went surprisingly well. Aw crap. Oh fat boy you're going to die. Aw fuck he does have a stand. Stop telling us about yourself. Ohhhhh fuck. Clover- I genuinely have no idea who this guy is supposed to be. Christ it's only been five months in universe? Why were you fishing naked? I've seen this porn before. Nobody wants your shitty potatoes. Not even gratuitous nudity can interest me here, how can a show fai so badly. He doesn't fight with a sword he fights with his dick. This is wasting my time. Don't worry I'm mocking you enough as is. I don't care about any of this. Is that just Noelle in a wig? This would be sad if I gave a shit at all. Wow what a shock she's evil. STOP SCREAMING. Hope your wind bullshit can fix your house. How did you squander a naked dude, show? Hunter- Your suffering brings me joy. JUST DIE ALREADY YOU CHARRED PIECE OF SHIT. This is bullshit. THIS IS BULLSHIT. He's definitely having an orgasm and I don't like it. This shit shounds gay, man. I don't like this. I think I was less uncomfortable watching the hand fetish. Gaaaah don't show me that fucking thing again. I hate this. He has...SUPER AMNESIA. Kill him, king whose name I'm never gonna learn how to spell. Yep, that's a recap of exactly what we just saw. Aw shit he's gonna kill her isn't he. Alright Knuckle you're gonna have to finally murder his ass. Pouf once again confirmed as the fucking worst. And now he can fly. FUCKING THANK YOU, KNUCKLE. Whelp, here we go.

Don't tell me what to do.

I have a friend who was on the receiving end of one of Vic's unwelcome kisses at a con, and even a decade ago he had a reputation for it. I can see some leeway on being over-enthusiastic with the hugs, but what fucking mindset do you have to regularly put your mouth on complete strangers without permission and think it's totally okay? If he doesn't want to sign fanart, that's perfectly understandable. If he doesn't want to sign explicit material, that's fine. But only weeding out the m/m fanart, including sfw pieces, is gross. I do think the "holocaust" comment is reeeeally stretching for something to complain about. Like, there's already tons of reports of his poor attitude and creepy behavior. Nobody needed to go looking through years-old panels to find a bad choice in phrasing to round out the cherry on this shit sundae. It just comes off as petty compared to the actual problems in the article.

Me dragging myself over to watch SAO for an entire goddamn year: Hero- I'm guessing Poke just passed out. Holy shit her old outfit. A rare moment where Mineta's not awful. Half you kids are gonna die. Happy Momo is adorable. Bakugo's surprisingly smart. I really wanna see Douche Rogue try to borrow Deku's quirk and get his arms blown off. Thank you Yaoi Hands. Oh good the robots should be easy enough. It's gonna break me when All Might inevitably dies. Okay but what DOESN'T piss Bakugo off. That's just excessive, Momo. Bakugo is absolutely screaming math at him in a Denny's. MOUSE. Okay, I guess I'm into this. CAN I VOLUNTEER TO FIGHT ALL MIGHT NEXT. High Noon's got a point. You really put the girl with super ears against the teacher whose power is SCREAMING? Oh, Mineta's going to die. And then they put bondage cuffs on All Might, just to fuck with me. Seriously can I take on Bondage Might after they're done? Recovery Girl doesn't get paid enough. DIABETES HULK, GO. I love Cementoss. I'd have great compatibility with All Might. Well kids at least you tried. Animal Friends, go! I'm sure Ectoplasm is a nice guy but he's fucking terrifying to look at. Mob- If he's not the boss how the hell did he get in there? It's nice that he cares about him. Awww kids. AWWWWWWWWWWW HUGGING. Aw crap you're stuck. Mob is such a great kid. I'm not crying shut up. Calm down, Gimpo. Shut up, ginger. I can't believe Reigen just casually strolled in here because everyone else is so stupid. Okay this is fantastic. Alright now things are just going way too well. "I can't hear you." This is cracking me right the hell up. Oh, now shit hits the fan. Damn, Gimpo is playing hardball here. Okay I kinda fucking love Reigen. You dick. Please don't hurt my son. THANK YOU REIGEN. Drop kicks are always okay that's rule #1. I am losing my shit with this fight. Whelp, we're boned. Oh this is awesome. RIP hair, again. Uh guys where's Slimer? Reigen I appreciate your concern but just let the kid wreck some shit. Awwwwww. Awww little Mob. I genuinely did not expect Reigen to be a good person when this show started. OH COME ON THIS WAS NOT MY FAULT. Boxing- Meanwhile, Joe's gonna die. Hug the angst out of him. I don't know enough about fantasy boxing are dick punches allowed? This train's on the way to Broken Faceville. Are you trying to trigger his PTSD here? That's the most hardcore butterfly tattoo I've ever seen. It's really hard to crack jokes in these episodes about traumatic war veterans. Joe you're still gonna need your face after the fight. Oh hey, he landed a punch. Aw crap he woke up. Yeah an unbreakable spirit is nice but you can't throw punches when your body is broken in half. Well that's anticlimactic. Awwww the crowd is still cheering for both of them. Oh, his legs are broken. Well this is depressing. Someone please give this guy a hug. That was the shittiest good luck charm to ever exist. Aaaand I'm crying. Really, this old guy? This guy looks like a real douche. Jojo- Maybe you shoudln't have kidnapped him and then tried to kill him. Hey lady can I get an apointment here? Oh shit she's hot. Sigh. Well damn has that been my problem all along?THE MAKEUP IS A STAND. Koichi stop being so friendly with the people who literally kidnapped you. Koichi that's your instincts telling you to run away. She's so angry. This lady's got great boobs. Can her stand fix Yukako's shitty personality? Titties. This is someone's fetish. Nothing says trust like nearly strangling someone with your own hair. GODDAMMIT KOICHI. Oh hey, it's your other kidnapper that you're weirdly okay hanging out with. You know the two of you could really bond over the fact that you abducted him. I mean, there was that time she made him piss on himself then almost electrocuted him. Thank god everyone's here to protect Koichi. I love Stand Baby. GODDAMMIT KOICHI, AGAIN. Bye Josuke. Koichi control your boner. I'm with Okuyasu here. DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY, KOICHI. Uhhh what happened to your face. Yeah kill her that'll help your situation. To be fair I wouldn't remember to reapply it either. Calm down you could probably just ask Josuke to punch your face back on. Pick a better face. Oh you bitch. This would be really sweet until you remember literally everything else she did. Jesus Koichi calm down. What the fuck did I just watch. Clover- Oh hey, it's that one guy. I don't automatically hate this doctor, something's wrong here. I hope he loses his clothes again. Hi jellyfish. Yeah he works out his arms a lot jacking off to an unwilling nun. Please tell me his arms are broken forever. I don't even get to see him naked I hate this show. Aren't you supposed to have a starving gremlin with you? MEAT. Why is Sister Fucker allowed to exist. Yes show, remind me how much I hate everyone. Something's up he's not screaming constantly at the top of his lungs. I agree with that one, beat the shit out of him for fun. This suffering is delicious. Pretty sure I've never smiled more while watching this show. I mean I know this is getting reversed in a couple of episodes but let me enjoy the misery. STOP SCREAMING YOU DIPSHIT. No, he does not deserve dessert. God I hate you. RIP sandworm. Someone nuke that library. Oh god there's two of them. Noelle continues to be fucking intolerable. That bird could not give less of a shit. Oh what the fuck is this. Hunter- Last time, holy shit. Well that is some depressing shit. I'm gonna need a drink after this. Oh jesus that's ugly please kill it. Oh hey octopus. Now that's a hole. Oh hey Killua. Ant Palm is definitely her best look. Oh that's not gonna end well. I'm going with shirtless Knuckle. Whelp time to kill a cat. Jesus Gon calm down. This poor girl has no idea what's going on. Yes let Knuckle destroy them with student loans. Oh you're wrong and this trust will bite you n the ass. Christ that's cold. This is gonna hurt me in my soul isn't it. You mean beyond the hostage situation you're already involved in? Oh right, Palm can see things. Somebody sit this girl down and explain things to her. Honey I don't think you're gonna be seeing anyone. Pouf suffering makes me happy. Goddammit Youpi. Is it too much to hope that they all burn to death? Please let that green fucker be dead. Who ordered extra crispy ant? Yesss scream you bastards.

Okay I'm into this.

You know who was the greatest victim of the SAO game situation? The poor nurse who expected a normal shift when they clocked in that day and then had to clean up the TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN that had glopped out all over Kirito's emaciated, comatose body in the real world.

My brain at the thought of watching yet another goddamn season of fucking Sword Art Online:

Not gonna lie, little bit offended that you left me out of the pervert round-up.

I want All Might and Aizawa to double team me on their day of while Midnight watches and calls me dirty names.

Okay that is clearly Wilford Brimley's fursona. Oh don't worry, you'll know the exact moment when the new guy shows up to kick Aizawa out of my #2 slot. And yes, agreed. Hero- I love Granpa. Could you not call this boy a cab so he's not hobbling down the street on a broken leg? Bakugo's stuck like that. BOOM. You okay there Ochako? I enjoy Mineta suffering. That would be the first time Todoroki would feel lucky Endeavor showed up. Oh yeah the guy who destroyed your friends' arms is cool. I AM HERE. Obstacle course, go! I'd listen to All Might read the phonebook. Good luck with your busted limbs, kids. So Sero's basically Spiderman isn't he. SURPRISE DEKU, GO. Oh, Bakugo's gonna kill you now. And then he died. Hello there, gratuitous shot of All Might's ass. GODDAMMIT MINETA. Thank you Jiro. I hate that yellow suit so much. EAT THIS. Oh fuck did he take his quirk? Oh thank god. I feel like that example is directly calling me out. Ohhhh that sounds bad. This is just sounding worse and worse as we go. Oh shit, origin story. Okay that actually sounds pretty cool. So we just gotta kick the shit out of All for One then. Someone please give both of them a hug. OHHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS. And I'm already crying. Spending the summer in the woods with all these kids sounds like it'll be hell on earth for Aizawa. Aw fuck it's All for One isn't it. Oh jesus christ All Might literally punched his face off. Mob- Thanks for the vote of confidence, Gimp. STEALTH. Thanks, random drunk man. Oh, you're absolutely going to get stabbed in the back. Surprisingly genre-savvy of this dude. Good luck, Slimer. Gee how could you tell. I can't believe I've ended up not hating Slimer. Oh, this is just our child torture chamber. Well redshirt at least you tried. Aw crap it's fire powers also hi are you cute? Oh, no you're not. Jesus, Avdol really showed a lot of mercy didn't he. Oh that looks painful. Aw shit this guy's got a sword. AW FUCK. Meanwhile, Mob makes friends. Ritzu doesn't fuck around. Oh fuck it's a ginger. Aww he broke her toys. Oh now she's gonna kill you. Sorry Mob you might die here. He's such a good kid. Reigen continues to grow on me. This rescue mission could be going better. SURPRISE SLIMER. You kinda suck at this, Slimer. Alright Mob this is all on your shoulders now. Mob doesn't fuck around. Oh noooo. Hey Mob you okay there buddy? Oh this is not gonna end well. I have never seen a character that set off the soulless ginger alarm in my brain more than this kid. I'm okay with it if Slimer gets eaten. I don't like your odds here, kids. Wait is that fucking Reigen YOU BASTARD I TRUSTED YOU. Boxing- Oh is it time for a tragic backstory? Oh this isn't gonna end well. I don't think this is gonna be a real happy reunion. Excuse you I got first dibs on ruining Joe get in line. You ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan. And after he's done drilling distance he can drill me. Okay but how is any of this Pop's fault? I didn't sign up for emotional impact show I signed up to watch a cute dude punch things. Okay but still none of this is his fault. That's surprisingly nice of you, Dan. Oh jesus this got depressing as fuck. Oh kid you have no idea what's going on. This hurts me. Meanwhile, basketball. You should probably see someone about that PTSD, buddy. It takes a real badass to pull off a butterfly tattoo. Aww the crowd likes him now. It is kinda hard to root against the disabled veteran. Why are you doing this to me, show? Oh that's gonna hurt. Jojo- FUCK YEAH, MONEY. Is this guy a stand user can you just fight him. Even worse than a stand user, he's a banker. Goddammit Josuke. Oh you poor idiots. Oh my god how did none of you even glance at the back. Whelp there goes your money. It'd be easier to just fight the Gun Rats again. That's some quick thinking. Goddammit you gremlin. You only have the money because of Josuke you jackass. Kill him, boys. Thank you Okuyasu. This is my reaction to getting holiday pay at work. Aw fuck. Those things creep me out. Somethin weird's happenin in my pants. Oh that's freaky. KICK HIS ASS, BOYS. Josuyasu confirmed for best ship. I'm amazed fat boy hasn't had a heart attack yet. Oh this is bullshit. Okuyasu your stand literally erases space. Oh cool. Porcuprick. And then they died. Shining Diamond is indeed badass. Oh what the fuck. That is the worst way to get drunk. OH FUCK HIS EYE. Jerksuke, this dub is a gift. Awww Okuyasu. It hurts to look at Josuke's eye. You piece of shit. HA, EAT SHIT. Now kick his ass! This is satisfying. It's generous that they're letting him have anything. Don't trust this little bastard. Kill him. Clover- Fuck off, Tinkerbell. Sorry fairy he's gay. I'd be lying if I said I never tried to seduce someone through baked goods. This is obnoxious. Does anyone in this show have a healthy sibling relationship? Meanwhile, Yami and Dimestore Griffith are fucking in a tree. The fuck is that, jizz magic? The fuck are you gonna do you got no arms. Okay mucus magic sounds even more gross. The only thing you best them on is in how many of you I want to see die. Hey there, Cap'n Sexy. You take off your clothes first. Just fuck already. The hell did you do, stick your head in a fireplace? I don't care about this backstory at all. This is a fakeout he's definitely evil. I like that he's so stupid "don't eat stuff off the ground" is legitimate advice. Should I feel offended by how much I have in common with that little one? I mean, at least he's a better person than Sasuke. Hunter- I fear for your life, old man. Okay Grandpa's not fucking around. I'd prefer him to feel pants-shitting fear but I guess admiration works too. Aw crap he figured it out. Buddha's laying the holy smackdown on him right now. Ohh now he's pissed. KICK HIS ASS, GRANDPA. Oh that can't be good. I guess all those days of losing checkers to a blind girl paid off. Now you're just mixing metaphors here. Random thought but I wonder if bug spray would have any affect on this bastard. Aw fuuuck. MY LEG. Dude's got some incredible balance. Oh god what. This is bad this is really bad. I'd say only lasting a minute is no reason to be ashamed but no, it is. AW FUUUUUUUUCK. He's just the Black Knight from Monty Python now. Really the arms were just holding him back. Please tell me this kills that fucker. MOUTH LASER. I think you got him. Ohhhhh he's looking rough somebody get this man some medical attention. OH COME THE FUCK ON YOU GREEN BITCH JUST STAY DOWN. I guess that's a sliver lining? Just die without answering him purely out of spite. That's still a terrible name. Sorry, the old man ran out of fucks to give decades ago. Oh jesus christ what the fuck. He's not wrong, anger is one of my two strongest emotions. Hes not the only one afraid here. Okay that was metal as fuck. Rest in peace, you glorious bastard.

Okay that was metal as fuck.

God fucking bless this show.

Selkie is adorable and I need him in plushie form immediately.

Oh no, he'd die. That scarecrow neck would snap like a twig.

I'm genuinely afraid that a light breeze could break him but if that's how he wants to die then sure.