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Maybe he's faking it for the smaller workload. He seemed pretty alright with punching Mic in the face. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YOUR GENRE IS SHIT, BITCH.

Nobody gives a fuck about Mineta. If anything, they'll just tone him down a bit. My guess is this was a knee-jerk reaction to the movie doing well last month. The studio noticed an interesting blip on the radar, saw it has super heroes, and ran with it. It'll end up like the Bebop movie, or the Akira movie, or the Evangelion movie, or insert other example from the dozens of anime that have been picked up for a big-budget Hollywood movie but will end up never seeing the light of day. Speaking of, whatever happened with that live action One Piece show that was coming out and it was totally going to be a faithful adaptation that the fans would love?

Maybe it's because the genre is mostly poorly-made, unentertaining garbage? God forbid I'd like a plot that's more than a paper-thin excuse to show teenage girls jiggle.

This is so unnecessary.

Devilman Crybaby lured me in with a dick the size of my arm and then broke my soul while I was distracted. This is All Might and he's my boyfriend and you should watch My Hero Academia.

Again, have you seen Oscar Isaac's eyes? They're like pools of warm chocolate.

Hey now, from my point of view you're all insane for NOT wanting to bang All Might. Hero- Setiz I am begging you to stop seducing me here. Icy Hot no, throw the fight to piss off your hot garbage dad. God this kid needs a hug. Please don't kill each other, kids. Aaaand there's a broken finger. STOP BREAKING FINGERS GODDAMMIT. I like that his plan is "I'll break just enough of my body parts here." Deku's fighting style is basically the Black Knight from Monty Python. I'm constantly surprised that Bakugo is smart. Oh my god that was your entire damn hand, stop you idiot. Child did you just break your entire damn arm AGAIN I'm calling your mother. Uh that kinda looks like a bad thing there, Icy Hot. Not sure if garbage dad is pissed off or if that's just his face. Kid please just give up before you blow your arms just outright explode. Oh fuuuuck that's some plus ultra injury. This fight is causing me actual pain. Surprise this was therapy hour all along. Good luck try not to blast a hole in his torso. Jesus Christ I don't wanna watch the hand trauma anymore. Yeeeeah it seems really shortsided to destroy your arms in PE class like this. Hey Aizawa you wanna maybe step in here and control your students? Please stop the fight before he kills himself. Okay I get it we all love All Might but you don't have to destroy half your limbs to do it! Garbage dad is the fucking worst. I'm adopting Todoroki now. Oh he's gonna have some internal bleeding. YES WE GET IT, GARBAGE DAD IS THE FUCKING WORST. Alright, just take the Saddest Backstory trophy from every One Piece character and give it to this boy. Aaaand I'm crying. I know that Endeaor is fucking awful but I do enjoy that he's literally never not on fire. ALL MIGHT IS THE BEST DAD. Oh shit he's evolving. God I love this song. I don't even care who wins the fight, we're all winners here. GO AWAY GARBAGE DAD. I hope my curse kills him soon. Thank you Cementos. THANK YOU MIDNIGHT. Oh shit that's intense. Uhhh he might be dead. Now PLEASE get Deku some medical attention. Man, why couldn't Avdol's clothes just explode off? Titan- Oh god it's so ugly I'm so uncomfortable. Please just kill this thing already. God Eren you suck. I like Levi silently juding him in the background. I would follow J. Michael Tatum into hell, no matter how shaky his plans may be. Fuck you guys, just listen to the soldier. Okay just let them get eaten. Someone stab it in the neck already. Oh good, Hange's here. I like her she's feisty. Yes agreed, Eren is the fucking worst. Can literally anyone else be the main character? Yes good kick your own ass and save Levi the trouble. STOP SHOWING ME THAT THING. Aw fuck. Hey maybe somebody should pick up those small children. OH GOD NOW IT'S EVEN WORSE. Levi, Mikasa, you two get in there and stab that thing. Uhh maybe you should try knocking it backwards so it doesn't destroy more of the wall. That is a ridiculous plan good luck with that. Yeah Eren just stick your entire goddamn face in there when it explodes. Don't fuck with Historia. I've had some rough arguments with my family but I've never stabbed anyone, at least I got that going for me. So hey y'all I rule you now. Oh hey, Cowboy Kenny's still around. I don't think he's gonna walk this off. Goddammit Levi this is what happens when you show mercy. Jojo- Y'all should probably call Jotaro for help. First Avdol and Polnareff piss in a guy's mouth, now this. Joke's on you, that's her fetish. Koichi's about to get raped. I will never love anyone enough to enjoy washing their shitty underwear. Okay I'm kinkshaming Yukako. Ohhh you're going to die. Oh thank god he can get to a phone. Aw fuck you're broke. Oh hi there Yukako. I hope your arm says "CRAZY AS FUCK" as a warning. Damn Koichi is brilliant. Ohhhh she's mad she's so mad you're going to die. They figured out his location surprisingly fast. You idiot don't egg her on. Oh damn he went Home Alone on her ass. Bitches be crazy, Koichi. Aw crap she's got his hair. Congratulations, your stand evolved into Metapod! Ewww it's slimy. Well at least it looks cooler now. FWOOSH. Reverb really is just a goddamn Pokemon. Josuke is so much smarter than Joseph was back in the day. And then Koichi was Guile. You better win because if you lose she's gonna fucking kill you. Yeah the house covered in phantom hair is probably a good bet. Koichi's so fucking cool. You should probably shave her bald just to be on the safe side. Goddammit Koichi never get close to the killer. I'm afraid. You dumb bitch. Just let her die. Booooo. Oh no Koichi you're so fucked. May I suggest a restraining order. These sailors. Well hey at least she helped your grades. Clover- Don't you fucking touch Zoidberg here. How dare you make me watch nine fights and don't let me see Yami destroy things. Yami just kill him. Please kill the sister fucker. Yami could not give less of a fuck. ZOIDBERG NO. Yes let Yami bet I want him to lose his clothes again. This is exhausting. I'll admit, turning into a crab is a good strategy. I do enjoy those sheep. Just eat this dolphin thing. Oh, it's that other girl I don't care about. Oh that's bullshit, everyone knows electricity beats water. "Check out this dance!" alright show that's the fastest you've ever made me hate someone. Just let them kill Noelle. God you still can't aim for shit you dumb bitch. I can't imagine how you'd feel remorse attacking anyone in this show. Just kill Asta. This is painful to watch. Yami I'm sorry but I have to blame you for this. You're gross, old man. Someone just kill each other already so we can get on with it. Aw fuck it's an excuse to drag this on longer. Hunter- Hiiiii shirtless Knuckle. Time to punch a cat to death. I feel like it's kinder just to let the little girl die. Ohhhh he's so fucking mad. Uh kiddo I think you're a little late to help Kite. So do y'all not see that terrifying monster surgeon thing? Okay so they do see the monster thing. Uh hey Gon you okay there buddy? Man, Grandpa was unhelpful as fuck wasn't he. Killua's about to have a mental breakdown here. UH HEY GON YOU OKAY THERE BUDDY? Someone hug this child. I got a real bad feeling about this. I think Gon's about to explode. This is all Grandpa's fault. I'm okay with the cat going full Deku on this. Gon is very much not okay here. I GOT A REAL BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. Kiddo you might be too calm here. Might wanna break all the cat's limbs anyway just to be safe. Oh he's just gonna sit here and murderstare the shit out of you. Oh no Killua where'd you go.

The Darby brothers, at least. I'm pretty sure they'd been collecting souls for years with their creepy poker chip/puppet gimmicks before they joined up with Dio. Also, probably the baby that Kakyoin made eat its own shit. I don't think an infant could have survived being shot with anything, regardless if it granted stands or not. Pet Shop is a safe bet, since I don't think Granny could shoot down a live falcon with a bow and arrow with her weird two right hands. I really hope at some point we get a flashback of Enya convincing Dio to let her shoot him in the face for power, because I desperately need to know how that conversation went.

Hero- KICK HIS ASS SWEETIE I BELIEVE IN YOU. Oh honey, you're going to die. Amd then she blew up. Oh this hurts my heart to watch. The entire stadium is booing Bakugo and I love it. Oh shit Aizawa's bringing out the fisticuffs. Awww Aizawa you're so sweet. CRUSH HIM. Even douche Rogue figured it out. I'm so proud of her! OH FUCK. Well the important thing is you tried. Come here let me hug you. Oh hey, he remembered her name at least. Oh this is depressing. It turns out that getting exploded 47 times isn't the best thing for your body. That is a low blow, show. Mic is great. Fuck you, Bakugo. Yeah sure, that's why you lost to vine Jesus girl. Please give her a hug. HARDBOY FIGHT, ROUND 2. Soooo manly. Oh no my heart hurts. I'm not crying you're crying shut up. Aw shit it's garbage dad. Stop trying to seduce me, Fire Seitz! God he's just terrible I hate myself. Come on curse, don't fail me now. Awww Ochaco. Iida is the best. Oh someone is going to die here. Go away, Fuckhands. Awwww his mom. I hate that this show dropped a hot buff dilf who's literally on fire right in my lap and I'm not allowed to fuck him. FLCL- Canti no she's your friend. Now that's an axe. HAND. This is gonna be one hell of a game of Monopoly. Man this lady just does not give a fuck. Well she's alive at least. Someone hug this girl. Making noodles until the world implodes sounds like a good way to go. The trick is to be an adult with a job and every day will feel like the same slow march toward death. Sometimes you just gotta chug a beer by a vending machine in the middle of the night. Haruko don't give a shit. I admire your commitment to your job, teacher Seitz. I love the fat one. This song sucks. Oh this is gonna hurt me emotionally. Whelp there she goes. PLEASE HUG THIS GIRL. Hey Haruko. Uh I think you killed her. Drink. You can make me squeal, Haruko. Whelp that can't be a good thing. Put your hairclips in and absorb that thing into your forehead. Evil Canti no! Oh crap there's so many of them. God I would suck at this I hate so many things. Aw fuck not the guitar. Haaaa she did the Akira slide thing. And then her hair was on fire. Forehead laser, go! I have no idea what's going on but space-time collapsing sounds bad. Once again the day is saved thanks to lesbians. What....what just happened? That sure was a thing alright. Titan- Somebody might wanna give Hange a bandaid. Just kick through the ceiling. Oh shit that's a big motherfucker. COWBOY, OUT. Eren shut the fuck up. Oh hey Mikasa. Just rip your arms off, they'll grow back. Thank you Jean. Cowboy Kenny got so much more fun after last week. Cry harder you whiny bitch baby. Levi, kick the shit out of him again until he stops crying. Oh hey, a second titan in this show about fighting titans. Oh good Hange made it out. Well that's terrifying. Eren continues to live for some reason. Thank god Levi's smart. Oh right, I thought we abandonded the whole basement subplot years ago. Sasha is wonderful. Well at least you can track him down easily. Wow that thing looks fucked up. Hey Erwin nice to see you again. Okay watching that fucker crawl around makes me physically uncomfortable. Oh my god Eren quit your bitching. It's a good thing you have multiple people here immune to the mind wiping. Why can't Historia be the main character? THANK YOU SASHA. You've known him for like two days and he tried to turn you into a giant monster, I think you'll be okay without him. Hey by the way we need you to take over as queen of the world. Levi doesn't give a shit, just be a princess. Good luck with that. Jojo- Twat waffle, Okuyasu please. This fucking weeb. Meanwhile, Koichi gets laid. Aww she's cute! Uh what happened to the OP, did somebody press the "funky" button? GET IT KOICHI. This is so cute, it's nice that he has some good luck for once. Don't worry Okuyasu you still have Josuke. Ohhh that's a red flag. Ewwwww. Forget what I said earlier Koichi, run for your life. ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION. Bitches be crazy, Koichi. Oh god she's going to kill this girl. Oh fuck she's going in that furnace like Jonathan's dog. Ohhhhh this is bad this is really bad. And then she was on fire. Thank you Okuyasu and Josuke. Well at least hair grows back. Damn Koichi you dumb as shit. Bitches be crazy, Koichi. Operation make her hate you, go! I love these boys. Guys no stop it. These idiots. This is not going to end well. BITCHES BE CRAZY, KOICHI. You gotta jump out a window first chance you get. Haa, Prince. Her real stand is being a fucking lunatic. This is definitely someone's fetish. Maybe they can call Joseph and have him punch a camera until they find Koichi. Clover- This OP still sucks. My internet chose this point to break for half the episode and I feel like I missed nothing. Yami continues to be the bright spot of this show. Why is sister fucker still allowed to live? This is definitely not a trap. You dumb shits. I feel closer to death with every minute of this show. Oh jesus fucking christ it's some game bullshit. SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS FUNNY, LAUGH. Thank you Yami, single bright spot of this show. Yes play the game and lose your clothes again. I want this old man to die. Kill them and eat them all. Noelle you stupid fuck. This is all a nuisance. And then Zoidberg was here. Hunter- Hiiii shirtless Knuckle. Ohhh dude you are going to die. He's so nice this is going to end very badly. I am way too stupid to use that elevator. Lobster guy just cracks me up. Well Palm sure lucked out that she banged the dude who didn't have the elevator restrictions. It's a good thing octopi don't have noses. I hope that creepy dude is dead. Hey grandpa. I miss Killua's hot dad. Grandpa, out! Knuckle could also reveal himself to me if he wants. It's a good thing that chimeracal monsters understand student loans even less than I do. JOESTAR TECHNIQUE, GO. Shoot is looking rough. I'd like to remind everyone that if Shoot dies it actually isn't my fault this time. Lizard dude, grab him so he has a chance to rest. Good luck, my dude. I got a bad feeling that this is a trap. Whelp, you're fucked. You hold your goddamn breathe, man! Oh youre goint to die. Is this wolf guy wearing a thong? Eat shit, wolf. Oh no that missle is gonna come back to bite us in the ass in a couple weeks once we've all forgotten about it. Dude is having a mental breakdown. Meanwhile, I'm terrified for my kids here. I don't like what that cats doing to that little girl.

Knuckle looks like the bastard lovechild of Josuke and Okuyasu. That is all.

Jojo's just outright horny on main this season and I love it.

Sharks have two dicks, that'd require a lot of extra fabric.

Dinosaur.

Hero-Sorry lightning boy I don't have much faith in you. She's Swamp Thing's religious daughter. Whelp, you tried. I love douche Rogue. Hiiii Mt Lady. Deku's getting so much nerd data here. GO IIDA. Oh yeah, this is a good idea to take some gear your opponent offers you. God I love Midnight. This is totally not a trap. She played you all like a fiddle. Oh Iida this is just embarrassing. Spongebob narrator, go. I like that this was the longest fight yet. Mic asking the real questions here. Mineta no. Man i bet she's great at Twister. Bad move, sparkle boy. This is why no one likes you, Mineta. I love bird friend. You're overthinking it, you've already lost. Well that's a real blow to the ol' self esteem. HARDBOY FIGHT, GO. Aw shit that's right she has to fight Bakugo. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Oh no, Bakugo is absolutely going to fuck her up regardless of gender. Aww Deku you're a sweet kid. GOOD LUCK SWEETIE PLEASE DON'T DIE. Meanwhile, they knocked each other out. You're all right to be concerned. FLCL- Aww they're cute kids. Oh this is gonna be depressing. Oh god he's wearing crocs. That ramen's too good for him to care. Yeah you're probably right about it being Haruko's fault. Oh that seems ominous. Dude what's up with your face. I love the fat one. Teacher Seitz is cute. Aw fuck Haruko what are you doing. You might wanna listen to the guy with the space gun. Okay you probably shoudln't have left the gun with Haruko. Her mom's so fancy. Oh that can't be a good thing. I got a real bad feeling about this. DANGER DANGER ABORT MISSION. Oh thank god it's Haruko. Haruko no you need that steering wheel! Oh hey Pets whatcha up to? Aw crap it's Little Shop of Horrors. FEED ME SEYMOUR. I think you're gonna need a bigger guitar. Well this sure is going straight to hell. Thanks buddy that's real helpful. Dentists are indeed terrifying. Hug it out, beat the tentacles iwth friendship. Ohhhh fuck. Well this sure got depressing as shit. Damn that's some powerful forehead magic. Are we okay now? Noooope we're still in depression land. Titan- You're gonna have to eat your friend, kiddo. I bet Levi just likes kicking in doors. Sasha's got really great aim with that bow. Time to start killing people, y'all. Man, Armin is just going all in on this manslaughter thing. Mikasa is so fucking mad, you're going to die. And then YEE HAW. Levi is by far the best part of this show. Still not afraid of Cowboy Kenny, show. No not Hange she's the second best part of this show. Oh yeah a net's gonna stop them. Hey maybe you should give the guy you know some benefit of the doubt over this old dude you've known for like half a day. Yeah this definitey sounds legit and not like he's tricking you into shit. Cowboy what the fuck are you doing here. Well I'll be damned, hillbilly's actually making some sense. Oh you goddamn idiot. Oh, are we finally gonna get some titans in this titan show? You're not as bad as I originally thought, High Noon. Okay but if their family was so intent on stopping this and they've had the power for generations, why didn't they stop it before now? Remember your lesbian! ACTUALLY ASKING GOOD QUESTIONS, FUCKING THANK YOU. Once again the day is saved thanks to lesbians. At least Kenny's having fun here. Oh crap. Hey look, a titan! Jojo- Huh, that's probably not normal. Well that's fucking horrifying. I don't trust this little bastard. Koichi's so cool. Oh hey there, psycho. Josuke you wanna try making a bigger mess? Oh that's creepy. That mannequin is definitely a stand. Hey there evil Josuke, how you doin'. Technically he's only half Japanese. Oh there is definitely porn of this. And then Koichi died again. Alright Josuke, you gotta kick your own ass. Oh so now it's like the magic boat wher anyone can see it. Oh my god you wanna fight Jotaro you're going to die. No leave his beautiful face alone. I don't know what that says, show. Awwww friends. Hi there random shady girl. Oh right, his phone blew up last time. Well, one of them has a stab wound in his face. I'm okay with that guy getting bricked in the skull. "Jotaro's done for!" yeah okay, the dude shrugged off a fucking steamroller to the face but a kid with a puppet is gonna take him down. Heeee, so many fangirls. Well kid, he's got his daddy's muscles what more explanation do you need. He tried to fuck the puppet and failed. I hate this little dweeb. Oh hey Josuke. Pinocchio. That bottle trick was actually a brilliant strategy. I don't know what his stand actually is but I enjoy it. Aw crap the puppet's got you. Oh my god he's really trying to kill him with a goddamn pen. Convenient bikers. This is great. Oh right, that lightning douche is still here. Clover- Hey Cap'n Sexy. And here's the Wizard King, shirking his duties like usual. This entire group is exhausting. Surely this shit with the hypnotizing voice will end well. Oh great, she's annoying. Mother of fuck, she's a pop idol. You stupid bitch are we really supposed to like you? Do you have a song that can make me less fucking angry at this show? Noelle has no experience with anyone actually liking her. No seriously, are we actually supposed to like Noelle? I relax by staring at All Might. STOP SCREAMING YOU DIPSHIT. It's hard to find a best memory when all my husbands keep suffering and dying. Yeah we get it their entire family is awful. LEAVE THAT NUN THE FUCK ALONE. Oh good, another montage I can hate. God I wish I was drunk. Why are you like this, Manson guy. Please for the love of god shut up. Yep you suck and I'm glad you accept it. To be fair, Yami is definitely the fondest memory I have of this show. It's a miracle, she finally fucking did something. You should have just let her fall. Meanwhile, Yami giving zero shits. Hunter- Please don't kill my kids or shirtless Knuckle, show. Say hello to your grandpa, Killua. Good luck there, old dudes. Okay so what was the point of this then? Oh, we're going on a commute. Kick some cat ass, Gon. Someone give my boys a hug. Sorry octosquid this is going right to hell for you. Giant lobster wearing pants just cracks me up on principle. That worked out suspiciously well. Scratch that, he's fucked. Just beat this flamboyant bitch already. My psychological state is just equal parts anger and thirst. I suck with biology but I'm pretty sure butterflies aren't supposed to go into cocoons. Meanwhile, the tentacles continue. Oh now you've pissed him off. Man, that iguana can really hold his breath for ages. Aww, he's crying. Oh shit that was only ten seconds. Oh nooo he's out of breath. SHIT he lost some power. You're lucky he's unobservant as fuck. This could be going better. Oh fuck that's a lot of spikes. Ohhhh you are definitely gonna die here, buddy. SHIRTLESS KNUCKLE NO.

I mean, I ain't here to get my pelvis snapped in half by his personality. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bruh he could be missing a face and I wouldn't have noticed

Update: Someone managed to get a decent shot of those babies and I've been staring at this picture for two days. I have seen god.

Hero- Aw crap did the OP get shrunk again? Deku you adorable dumbass. Oh hey, Aizawa's awake. Well that power is terrifying. Child no stop what are you doing. You should have listened to tail boy. All Might is going to be so disappointed in you. Oh hey, y'all are creepy. Ghosts broke your hand, no big deal. Tired boy, you have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry tired boy, better luck next year. Poor tired boy, he's a good boy who just wants to be a hero. Awwww the crowd still loves him. Random Daft Punk in the stands. I hope he gets transferred into the class. Deku you precious idiot. At least you only broke your finger this time. Grandma just killed All Might. Just a bunch of force ghosts, nothing to worry about. I hate you, hot garbage dilf. God he's terrible and I hate myself that I'd still have to talk myself out of fucking him. I don't like your odds here, Sero. Mic and Aizawa's faces. I, uh, think ya got him there, Icy Hot. I love how supportive this crowd is to the losers. FLCL- Those pins sure aren't ominous at all. Nice bike, dork. Goddammit Haruko stop cockblocking everyone! Calm down, teacher Seitz. Well that sure is some convenient transfers. I like the meat handkerchief. I don't know how basketball's played either. I love that fat one and her love of violence. Boner alert. Liger balm. You're laying it on awfully thick there, Haruko. Girl you need to jack off. Lady there are malicious conspiracies about literally evyerthing on the planet. I hope this dude remembers to screw the cap on his seasoning. Oh hey, it's the anti-space lady. Well he's cheerful. So is he Naota or what. Naked Haruko is a problem I'd love to have. And then things got porny. That is an unimpressive draw. Fat girl knows what's up. Oh god she got the shoujo roses. I'm with the fat one, just bang him already. Great job, you knocked him out. You dramatic dork. Haaa, his girlfriend is fake. That's why I love All Might, Haruko. Those sure are big words I don't understand. Oh that sucks. Haruko's gonna get slapped. Awww, this is cute. Boner alert. Oh, you guys gained a friend. Oh goddammit NOT A FRIEND. And then it was Space Jam. KOBE. Well that's a letdown. This sure is a thing that happened. Aaaaand then shit hit the fan. Titan- Eren's having a bad day in the crystal bondage cave. Yeah I'm sure he's a great guy and it was all a big misunderstanding, you're not being bamboozled at all. I'm uncomfortable with this. What in tarnation? Oh hey it's that fucking basement key. Did...did he eat his dad? Whelp this is gonna suck for you, nice lady. Pain and suffering, full speed ahead. How do they have mind-wiping powers? Oh honey, she's dead. Well that's gonna put a bit of a strain on their friendship. I like that they made her titan boobs jiggle. IT'S HIGH NOON. I will never feel threatened by someone named Cowboy Kenny. What in the fuck? This season is realy fucking weird, y'all. Erwin looks good when he cleans up. Aw crap, is the cool old guy evil. I just wanna watch Levi kill things, show. Would you talk to Cowboy Kenny if you had any choice? Mikasa needs a hug. Oh yeah, there was that time she straight up fucking killed some sex slavers. Banjos intensify. So then I guess Mikasa's like, double immune to the memory wipe. Was Levi that baby? Levi doesn't fuck around. Jojo- Koichi's having a great day. Koichi's having a terrible day. Why does this series hate animals so much. This guy looks like a douche. This won't end well. Dude did you just kill your cat for money? The guilt is a stand! No he can't handle himself, go help him. Oh thank god, the bros are here. Punch the lock and/or the douche until one of them breaks. Douche you left your cat in a bag on the street, you didn't value it in the first place. THANK YOU OKU. Okuyasu you poor sweet idiot. Who cares, there's a dude who can heal injuries with punches. I love Josuke so much. Oh you dick. That dog is bigger than Koichi. OH GODDAMMIT. He's right, massaging his mom's shoulders is Kakyoin's job. I'm gonna kick this guy's ass for him. DOUUUUUUUCHE. Oh no not the milf. I'm uncomfortable with this. Throw your magic egg at him! Congratulations, it's a gross worm thing. Jesus Koichi you're weak as shit. And now he's got a tattoo. Oh cool, it's sound effects. Okay that's actually a really cool power. Oh you bag of dicks. Oh my god what the fuck are you doing. This got weird. Koichi is so fucking cool. Gee I wonder why people wouldn't trust you. I love Koichi. Clover- This OP is grating. Oh I hate this already. I've aged 30 years watching this scene. Okay this level of thirst is jarring coming from someone who looks like a second grader. Why is sister fucker still alive. God I hate her. Please show me beach Yami so I don't have to hear them anymore. Oh hey, they put subtitles on his mumbling. How do you idiots not know what an ocean is? You stay the fuck away from that nun. God you're an unbearable bitch. This shit is painful to watch. Show me Yami or get the fuck out, show. Drunky's suit is less revealing than her normal drinking outfit. I hate every second of this. Hi there, titties. Haaate, hate hate hatey hate hate. Holy fuck nobody cares about your bating suit. Oh goddammit it's that guy again. I feel closer to death now. Yami why are you still wearing clothes. Of course there's a full moon involved in this cliche bullshit. Kill him and I'll fuck you right now. If you're depending on her you're sadly mistaken. What a shock, Noelle sucks. Yeah follow the mysterious singing in the middle of the night that'll end well you dumb shits. Hunter- Y'all are gonna die. Man that guy can hold his breath for long. Owww his leg. Deep Purple is a fun stand. Goddamn shadow clones. Thank you shirtless Knuckle! Again, student loans are the most terrifying nen of all. Aw crap he saw them. That's some sick balance, man. Yeah there's no better time to try a new move for the first time than when you're fighing a giant monster mash of a guy. Okay the eye part is so unnecessary. Oh, he just discovered a new fetish. I love teamwork. I am always up for hugs and liquor. Oh thank god, my kids are okay. Ohhh, the octosquid is in the dragonfly guy. Oh no they're split up now. Killua does not fuck around. Aw crap the wolf guy's here. I'm not sure what octosquid did but thanks I guess. OH NOOOOO. Wait I thought that cheetah dumbass died. I got a bad feeling about octosquid's odds here. Cry harder, you dramatic bitch. This is real gay. If he offs himself that saves our group a lot of trouble. Hit him with your pipe while he's being an obnoxious drama queen! Oh good my son's okay. SHIT, HIDE.

Shikamaru definitely won that timeskip. Okay scratch that, fat boy did UNREASONABLY well for himself. Of fucking course he does. This series can fuck right off.

So I saw the My Hero Academia movie. I'm going to mention exactly two things that are only technically spoilers in the fact that they occur during the movie: 1. I've always thought that the actual strongest character in this series is whatever costume designer managed to find a way to conceal All Might's dick inside skin-tight spandex. That man is my true nemesis and tonight I finally laid eyes on him. 2. A single glorious second of screentime for YOUNG MIGHT TITTIES.

Needs more nudity and All Might is there. It sounds a hell of a lot better than actually watching the show!

Now but I volunteer to be the mother of All Might's secret love child. Hero- I love bird friend. Calm down Icy Hot I'm just trying to fuck your dad. He thinks he's his bastard son. HI GIANT BOYFRIEND. God, just shove me between these two dudes. Oh no, he's an asshole. OH GODDAMMIT how dare they make a super hot dilf with fire powers and then make him too much of a piece of shit for me to love. This is bullshit I hope my curse gets Endeavor killed. Jesus christ Icy Hot needs a hug. Mic's having a great time. Aizawa is horrified at his kids. Mineta you little bastard. At least invisible girl's having fun. You're a good dude, tail boy. What the hell is tired boy's quirk? So manly! God I love Midnight. Tetsu Squared is a fun kid. Hardboy fight. I hope tired boy uses his free time to take a nap. Oh fuck, Bakugo's gonna kill her. This girl is nuts I enjoy her. Douche Rogue cracks me up. Cementos is the best hero. Hi small boyfriend! Alright kid just try not to punch his head completely off. No wonder Icy Hot thinks All Might's your dad. Mic no don't encourage the broken limbs. Oh shit don't talk to him. Aw fuck he broke Deku. Titan- There sure are a lack of titans in this season of Attack on Titan. I'd follow J. Michael Tatum into hell after a rousing speech. Douchebags, all of them. Erwin seems strangely chill about this whole execution thing. Convenient timing, this is totally not a trick. You're a good dude, Dandy guy. WOW WHAT A SHOCK IT WAS FAKE. Can this old dude just be the king, he seems to know what's up. This fake king could not give less of a shit. So are y'all still fugitives or not? Man, fatass really pulled it off here. Yaaaay. I think Levi's face is just stuck like that now. Yeah I'm sure everybody's totally fine with this shakeup in between monster attacks. Dude you are dragging the mood down like crazy here. Zack here knows what's up. Whelp, that's an unfortuante backstory. Yeah that's not suspicious at all I'm sure it's totally legit. And then Eren was trapped in a weird sex cave. That is a very good question, Armin. I bet the answer is locked in the fucking basement that we're never gonna see. I can say with 100% certainty that I could not make myself eat a classmate's torso. FLCL- Awww doggies. I would absolutely have lightsaber fights on the job with that thing. These boys are fun. I love that fat one. Teacher Seitz is cute. I'm proud of you, big girl! Don't knock over the shaker this time, dude. Leave hippy Blum alone. Shit I'm in my 20s and I still don't know what I wanna be when I grow up. Alright the big one is my favorite. Helloooo Haruko. Yeah this sounds normal. I trust Dr. Haruko. And then shit got depressing. Aww that's sweet of them. I trust Construction Haruko. Ohhh she's angry. I didn't come here to be depressed, show. For the record, anyone is fre to go to work for me at any time and I won't complain. Is it Canti? Random hillbilly Haruko. And then she was rapping. Aww, she's trying. Congratulations, you're the fabric bitch now. Aww, they're all helping. BOOOOOOOOO. Get this girl some Dr. Pepper. HARUKO YOU WONDERFUL ASSHOLE. Okay that dress looked better half-finished. Awwwww this is sweet. Goddammit Haruko. High five! PTE- I'm unsure where this game is going. Crappy Manga Boy. Haa, it's the song from Fantasia. Wow rude, I think they're cute. Okay you guys lost me here. Not the Hamlet Death Gods! I love these two. Good job it's some kinda goose card thing. Have glasses, can confirm this is accurate. And then it was Hamtaro. This song is fantastic. Oh hey, it's the bamboo guys. In the name of the moon. She's a gun. Kill them all, girls. And then they fused. IT'S A-ME! Oh no Pipimi. Who the hell is this? I like that they censor out the Pokemon references. Mercer's just going full Jotaro with her voice and I love it. I'm disappointed there's no ORA here. Song needs more Jotaro. Oh hey, she didn't die this time. I still don't know who the hell that is. GIRLDROP 2 CONFIRMED. Jojo- Take your egg and get out before you die. You're a good kid, Koichi. Well that's ominous. Ohhh that's not a good sound. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. How many times is Koichi going to die today. Whatever it is, it's wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Oh, douchebro is still alive. Wait what. Could Josuke cure him? Oh great now he's crying. Holy shit that's depressing. GODDAMMIT DIO. Jesus christ how depressing can one backstory get. Man, that would have happened to Kakyoin if they hadn't ripped that thing out of his head. Aaaaand I'm crying. Stop kicking him, you asshole! Oh god, it's a picture of his family and my heart is breaking. Someone please hug Okuyasu. This is the saddest goddamn backstory I've ever seen. Uh Josuke your stand literally heals and repairs things. YOU ASSHOLE. Aw crap there's someone else here to fight. Lightning chicken, the shittier version of Magician's Red. And nothing of value was lost. Oh that is a rough thing to see. SOMEONE PLEASE HUG OKUYASU. It's gonna be fun watching Jotaro punch lightning chicken to death. Great, he's an idiot. You're gonna need a new phone. You're gonna be best friends now. Kakyoin's legacy as milf hunter lives on. Hunter- Oh god you're all going to die. How did you never consider there'd be someone there when you teleported out? Oh good, shirtless knuckle's already hiding. Oh right, the old dudes are up there. KICK HIS ASS, GON. Oh fuck please don't kill Knuckle. You suck, Shoot. Everyone loves Gon. HI SHIRTLESS KNUCKLE. I'm so glad I haven't killed him yet. Student loans, bitch! Ohhhh that is not a good thing. Get out of there, Knuckle! Aw fuck the others are back. I want to watch the dramatic butterfly bitch die. Fuck off, cat. Choke on those mistakes, asshole. Oh FUCK the blind girl's dead. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh he mad we're all gonna die. This cannot possibly end well. Should have killed him before he grew emotions. Clover- This place sucks, why wouldn't they betray you? I'm genuinely surprised they didn't reveal dimestore Griffith already. He does look likea boneless ham. Yami insulting his peers continues to be the bright spot of this shitshow. THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE. How does being invisible make him untouchable? Just throw Asta at him already and save us all some time. Okay stop saying ham it's getting weird. I'll give credit where it's due, that's actually a pretty decent power. Oh no, Jack the Ripper is disappointed. I wish I could sleep through this show. Thanks for doing nothing again, Wizard King. Son of a bitch he gained another friend. STOP SAYING HAM IT'S GETTING WEIRD. I dare you bastards to read my mind. Wow what a shock this was a trick and you idiots have all been fooled. Yami could not give less of a fuck. I don't remember any of this shit. Great, they're after the infinity stones. Please kill him, Yami. You guys get the job because you have no friends. Yeah that's what this show needed, more racism. Every time the show uses those sparkle eyes I die a little inside. Yami has literally never given a single fuck and I respect that. You broke your own arm giving a salute, you stupid bastard. You're right you're not comic relief, you're not funny at all. I sure as fuck don't expect anything from you. Oh mother of god are we really getting a terrible beach episode. I also hope the sharks eat them. Naruto- Look on the bright side, you only have to carve half of Kakashi's face. Wow what a surprise they're treating you like the untrustworthy criminal you are. I wish I was unconscious. Let's all meet at the abandoned lumber yard to talk about how big of a dick Sasuke is. No, let Naruto go off alone an get himself killed. He's lying and has every intention of protecting Sasuke. Sorry he can't just talk him to death like he did the other guy. Inside, Sasuke is filled with a record number of dicks. Naah, I'm pretty sure Danzo was a shady asshole. This is gay. Is this filler? You know damn well nobody's ever satisfied when Sasuke's involved. They're gay. I'm so tired, show. Well hey if she's dead at least she doesn't have to be in this show anymore. Why does this guy talk like that? Oh god this is painful to watch. Oh hey she's alive. GAAAAAAY. And now I grant myself the greatest birthday gift of all and drop the entire cursed -ruto franchise before Bort brings a plague upon my life.

His legacy lives on.