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Endeavor is such a shitty dad that he's out here traumatizing kids that aren't even his.

The fat woman is named Angel, which is obviously this series just going out of its way to insult me now. Titan- Eren, huh. I agree with Grisha, he sucks. I beat the shit out of you as a child and let your sister die so that you'd hate things enough. Oh, that's traumatic. Ya gotta eat him. Wait what they only get 13 years? To be fair, that's longer than most other people are gonna live here. Okay how does this baby thing work. Well you're just a little bitch here aren't you, Grisha? ATTACK on TITAN. Hange's the real MVP here. Mikasa's looking rough. Levi gives zero fucks. Hi lesbians! Awwwwww. Just let the girlfriends be happy, show. Oh, that's different. Sasha's okay, the show is allowed to continue. Remember when the show was just about fighting giant monsters? This show got weird. I like that everyone just sees Eren acting wacky and just goes "Eh, puberty." Ya gotta get in there and fuck like a machine, my dude. Uh wait what. Lupin- Aww he has a fanboy. This dude is dumb as shit. Random pick jacket Lupin. Burn. I'm confused at how this works. Oh man I'd crack that safe in a heartbeat. It seems like the obvious answer is just to throw a dead squirrel or something in the brain chair. Hiiii Fujiko's boobs. That's some expensive coffee. Just stare at Fujiko's tits for awhile and you'll stop thinking about anything else. I kinda love this dumb bastard. POCKET BOMB. Good job guys. Called it. No go with the naked Fujiko plan. Thanks for the help, Goemon. Seriously you guys just grab a dead squirrel. Poor Lupin. Good job he's too dumb to even walk. Well the important thing is you tried. Show him your boobs, Fujiko. I love this idiot. The secret is....fish. Haaaa, he just overloaded it. Whelp, he broke. Aww they lost. The moral of this story is to eat more fish, I guess. Christ Jigen just to to a dentist. Come on you can't reject the titties plan forever. Food Wars- Random hillbilly. Look on the bright side, if you get kicked out of school you don't have to be in Food Wars anymore. We get it show you have a thigh fetish, you don't have to keep reminding me. Hey, did y'all know Good Eats is coming back? God, she is terrible. Bakugo did that speech better. That sounds wildly irresponsible of your dad, dude. Is there anyone in this show who's actually likable? Random Frenchman. This guy escaped from the kitchen in Little Mermaid. How is the French accent the best performance in this show so far? Set a timer you dumb bitch. Welcome to Cutthroat Kitchen. NOT SALT. Oh my god just fail this girl for her own good. Why doesn't he wear the regular chef uniform like everyone else? Oh god here we go. That Frenchman is definitely having an orgasm. Should this girl really get a passing grade when she did literally nothing? I'm too old for this shit. Meanwhile, lesbians. Stop with the squid joke it's not funny. Clover- Just kill all of them, dime store Hisoka. Charmy is still defending that Least Terrible Character trophy. You are by far the worse sparkle boy on the block. We get it, you're a lesbian. SEXISM, YA GET IT. I continue to not care about anyone's backstory, show. This is gross. Gaaaaay. Well the dudes in this town are all useless. Thank god for the lesbian squad. You suck at baseball. I hate all of you. Why didn't you just put the transmutation circle on the rock in the first place. I agree, Asta is terrible. Oh right, Mimosa's here too. Wow they won who could have predicted that. Gee I wonder who's gonna win the fight between the main character's friend and his shitbag brother. Hero- It makes sense that they need heros to get along and work together now that All Might's out. Haaa, everyone hates Endeavor. Gang Orca does look really cool. Let's split up, gang! Thanks, tall Deku. Aw shit I guess whales are immune to vibrations. Hey Todoroki. Hey windy boy. I like Dark Shadow saving a bunch of bystanders at once. I assume Bakugo's still screaming at those two civillians. Kids don't fight each other, fight the whale. GODDAMMIT KIDS. This is all Endeavor's fault. And then they have cement. Endeavor is such a shitty dad he traumatizes kids that aren't even his. That's just rude, windy boy. Sorry kiddo, daddy issues are forever. Oh my god you killed tall Deku. Windy boy is a good boy. To be fair, you're completely right to hate garbage dilf but leave Icy Hot out of this he didn't know what friends were back then. Great now you've pissed Deku off. Well boys you tried. I like these minions. Oh hey, tall Deku's alive. Oooh are they gonna learn teamwork? HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS. Oh cool, he leveled up. Hey kids. Let that man sleep. Froppy leveled up! Surprise assist from Cousin It. Oh god the whale is angry. Bakugo was too busy screaming at those people to do the exam. I kinda hope Selkie and Gang Orca are friends. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess Todoroki failed. Good luck kids!

" Even sadder, ppl are still throwing money at him " That really is depressing. I wonder how long his fans will keep funding him once this is all over and he disappears from the public scene.

I fail to understand how "I don't recall" is a quality answer to who your lawyers are during a legal appointment. Like, unless it's some weird attempt to lay the groundwork for claiming they were such a terrible law firm he didn't even know who was representing him?

Dude, even the 16-year old girls he's creeping on who are working their first jobs at Walmart know how they get paid. This is just embarrassing.

My thirst knows no bounds.

Definitely that one. Titan- Thanks, Tom. Never trust a blimp. Yeah this'll end well. You goddamn kids. And then Deku got his ass beat. Oh jesus. Oh hey, actual backstory for this show. Well this is depressing as shit. You'd think they would have an actual gate to keep them out instead of a wall with a 30-foot gap in it. Ohhhh that's terrible. This revolt isn't gonna go end well. Get it, Grisha. Oh hey, titans in the walls there. Zeke is a stupid name. Oh hey, there's the picture. Wow, you're a dick. Ohhh, he becomes Sasquatch. Well, you can't really blame the kid you sent off to be a child soldier. Owwww. Maybe you shouldn't trust small children with important shit like this. YEET. I didn't need to see Santa titan. I love watching the stupid ones run. Oh no. So then that guy's the spy isn't he. Oh shit isn't that the one who ate Eren's mom. I guess she was getting rid of her competition. Mikasa honey, your hair. They don't have TV, this is the best they can do. Damn dude. YEET. Called it. RIP boat. Sword Art- And now Kirito has magic costume changing powers. What, you're gonna make him watch the other seaasons of this show? I agree, death won't be enough to make up for his stupidity. Is her hair just glued to her tits? I enjoy seeing Kirito suffer. He's out here getting his ass kicked by a one-armed naked bitch and it's the most fun I've ever had watching this show. He's cut in half, turn him into two swords. Well the good news is he doesn't have to be in this show anymore. Why....why did his eyes just randomly change color. And now she's the black knight. Hair magic. Owww right in the tits. She is typing with her hair and they're really playing this straight. Oh jesus christ the clown's here. In case you thought we were done with the sexual assault. What in the hell just happened. So, she just got molested to death by a flaming dwarf clown? Eugeo was knocked out for that entire exchange and I envy him. Kirito you know he's not a real person, right? To be fair, we'd all give in to those titties. Love is indeed a battlefield. Now these children I hate. Oh, that's creepy. "Komugi, are you still here?" I guess Kirito just annexes his mini harem now. And now Alice is killed off the show that literally has her name in it. Oh god here we go. Oh what the fuck. Yeeeeah about Alice... COOK HIS FLUCTLIGHT. How will this show get even stupider next season? Lupin- He'll be fine. Ami's gonna hack some shit. Awwww dog. Helloooooo Fujiko. I love Ami. Hi Goemon! Hi Jigen! Yeah this'll go well for you, douche. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. Oh thank god, he's just gonna drown her. Ami gives no fucks. EAT SHIT, DOUCHE. And then they killed a Juggalo. Ami's really not fucking around here. Surprise motherfucker. Called it. Kill the juggalo, Jigen. Get her, Goemon. Oh hey Zeni. At least shoot him in the leg so he can't run. Well hey you got a deep web crime lord out of this. God I love Fujiko. Just fuck already. Just an old gay couple, nothing to see here. Aww good for her. Food Wars- I don't trus that monkey. MHA got shafted to the end of the block for this. Please don't leave us, hot dad. What in the fuck. Great, none of these characters are likable at all. Control your boners, nerds. Wasn't this a test in HxH? Great, I hate her already. Is anybody gonna cook here? Gaaaay. I don't enjoy this. You heard him, bukake rice. Bone app the tea, bitch. It's full of jello. You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward. This girl got paid to voice this. I'm not okay with this. Boobs still don't work like that, show. Bitch. Hey there grandpa. Clover- Charmy continues to be the least terrible character of this arc. Aaand Tink is the worst. He's your brother now. Dimestore Hisoka is unimpressed. Shut up 90% of you are awful. Again, have some goddamn standards Mimosa. Aw crap who do I root for to die here. MHA absolutely has the better sparkle boy. Oh god what are you doing. Well, that's different. Kill him, Hisoka. I hate you. Kill them all, Hisoka. Shut up. Byakuya wants his power back. It's not a spell you dipshit it's just a hole. Hero- Man that shirt is just painted on. God I love him. YOUNG MIGHT ALERT. I love the joke that no one knows how old he is. Cementoss is surprisingly adorable. AN EMAIL IS HERE. AN EMAIL IS HERE. The key to good filler really is just throwing in Froppy. Oh this is gonna be fun. Surprisingly sneaky idea from Bakugo. THE FUZZ? Ohhhh damn he's in the villain costume and I'm into it. There goes Bakugo. SON OF A BITCH did he kill All Might. Let's still blame Bakugo. Hellooooo Business Midnight. Oh my god Mic. Bakugo is best detective. Present Mic is really MVP of this scenario. I can agree with Bakugo's methods. Oh snap. I mean I'd let Villain Might tie me up. Amazing. I would trade places with either of them without a second thought. Bitches be crazy, kids. I'd watch an entire show of this drama. Bakugo's about to have an aneurism. Even AIzawa is impressed. I'M FLEEING THE SCENE AND RUNNING TOWARDS FREEDOM. Well kids you tried. Oh, she's cute. Watch the movie 10/10 for All Might fanservice. Young Might can destroy me. There he goes. I love my nerd son. This episode framing is goddamn beautiful.

Might be the other way around, where some of the actors heard about the project and wanted in. Maybe they were fans of Rooster Teeth, or they wanted to work on something fun an animated. Michael B. Jordan is openly a weeb, so it wouldn't be surprising if that was the case for him. David Tennant seems like a nerd who'd enjoy being in the show just for the hell of it, and that poor Game of Thrones girl could probably use a break from anything similar to GoT for awhile.

Vic's lawyers: Our client is not literally made out of feces.

I mean, technically...

You cannot sit there and tell me there's not something ironically hilarious about a complete asshole being run over and killed by a speeding ambulance. Titan- Hey Armin you okay there buddy. Aw shit Sasha might be dying. Guess what kiddo you're the Hulk now. Sure is luck how seven of those nine survivors are all from the same training group that we've known for the past three seasons. Yeah that's what happened thanks for the recap. He picked you because the other two would have whined constantly if he didn't. To be fair, there's barely a Scouts left with or without Erwin. No pressure, Armin. This sure is a lot of talking and not a lot of basement exploring. I'm gonna laugh so hard if the basement got destroyed in that fight. Enough with the flashbacks just get on with it. Amzing how that string has stayed on through all those titan fights. Hey Eren your house looks like shit. THE FUCKING KEY IS WRONG. We are all Levi. Well, this was a pointless endeavor. Forget the key, just have Levi smash up the desk. Congrats you found your dad's secret porn stash. Oh what the hell. Eat shit, Erwin's old friend who I have no memory of. I'd say everyone's getting laid but only two of you are legal. You found a photo and it doesn't even have any titties in it. Sword Art- Man I hope I'll get lucky and all of them will die this time. I wonder if she has a run a special program to keep her hair covering her nips and vag. She seduced them with her tits, that's the answer. The stars are people, got it. Driven mad by thirst, now that I can understand. Bitch you think I wouldn't kill 300 innocent bystanders to get out of this shit? Oh yeah, trust her word that'll go juuuust great. STOP SAYING FLUCTLIGHT. I'm sure this is supposed to be very emotional but I could not give less of a fuck. Oh, is Eugeo actually gonna do something? Oh, I guess not. Does Kirito remember that this is all just a video game? Well, this sounds like it's gonna be stupid. Wow, so we're really doing this then. This sure is some mediocre GCI sentient sword fight action. Whelp, he failed. At least he missed her tits. I genuiney don't remember if we knew there was another boy or not. The fucking spider. And then Kirito remembered he's the main character. Lupin- Yeah, I'd probably let Fujiko shoot me. Hey Zeni. HAIR BOMB. Bitches be crazy, Jigen. Don't worry I still drool over her enough for both of us. Aw shit. I don't trust Zenigata's survival skills. His partner is cute...I don't trust him. Ami's great and I love her. Just admit you're in love. Haaaa. Honey you've never been outside, this is gonna be literal torture. And then she died. Whelp, they've gone crazy. Oh hey, it's a real windmill. Aw hell this is a trap isn't it. "Drone Fighter is GOAT." Can Ami not just hack that thing? WINDMILL, GO. Awwwww she's laughing. I don't trust his partner. He's stupid like a fox. Man, they really nailed these Twitch commenters. That's Jigen isn't it. Whelp, show's over. This is a fakeout and they're walking away with millions of dollars aren't they. This ED gets better every week. Food Wars- I have regrets. Hi there, attractive dad. We're really just jumping right in on this huh? Aaaaand of course tentacles. Food Yakuza is here. That is excessive jiggle even for my taste. Nice place you got here, it'd be a shame if something were to...happen to it. Dad doesn't want you here for the summer. Not the meat! This is stupid and not in a fun way. INNUENDO. I could be watching reruns of Good Eats right now. Bacon is a meat, you stupid bitch. Oh jesus. Kid this ain't Iron Chef, nobody gives a fuck. Are this bitch's tits made of pudding? I'm too old for this shit. That's it, show's over. We don't even get to keep the hot dad. Oh god, school hijinks. Titties AND ass. Oh what the fuck. JACKETS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOODNIGHT. Clover- I hate you all. Just keep insulting me to my face, show. Well that was anticlimactic. Shut up, Tink. Oh, this guy looks like a sex offender. No seriously, we're supposed to like Noelle? Yeah sure this backstory is sad but she's still and unlikable sack of crap. Charmy is really taking the crown for Least Terrible Character in this arc. Wow look, another team of redshirts we don't know I wonder who wins. Wow, that looks dumb. I fucking hate that fairy. POCKET SAND. I don't care, show. Oh god what the fuck. Okay, Charmy's got competition for Least Terrible Character. POCKET SAND has failed. Maybe the shit siblings will kill each other. Of course I'm not that lucky. Gundam- Gonna be real honest here, I can barely focus on this franchise when it's full of shirtless jailbait. I'm not really gonna stick around for this. Hero- Aww they cut the OP bad. For the love of god let that man sleep after this. It never occurred to me that there'd be professional bystanders but that makes sense. Remember to scream "I AM HERE" as confidently as you can. Go away Mineta. Awkward boners all around. Get it Deku. I like Cousin It here. What the hell did you do to him? GODDAMMIT GARBAGE DILF. Awwwww my girl is jealous. Good luck kids! Goddammit Bakugo. Heee look at Froppy hop. Dangit Deku, get your shit together! Hair powers. Remember to smile! Whelp, he tried. WIND TUNNEL. Shut up, meat boy. I love my kids. Sparkleboy, go! Meanwhile, Bakugo. I miss Iida's cute brother. Todoroki what the hell do you need with firewood? Aw shit it's a whale. Genuine question how does Gang Orca even work, like just existing-wise?

Pop Team Epic was a goddamn delight and I will die on that hill.

No the fuck it didn't.

Between Levi, Jotaro, and Trafalgar Law, Matt Mercer has a monopoly on that "badass of the group who is constantly fed up with this shit" character niche.

The hero we deserve.

And we didn't even really get that! It was probably just in the house, dude. Hero- I love that tired guy. I want regular Deku to beat up tall Deku. Oh god the meatball guy is creeping me out. Kaminari is out here regretting his life choices. King Explosion Murder doing what he does best. Oh god I don't want to see this. Ewwwwww. "It's as handy as it is horrifying!" Hey now you leave creepy meatball Kirishima alone. EAT GRENADE, FUCKER. EAT LIGHTNING, FUCKER. Mei is the MVP here. Bakugo may seem like a total jerk on the surface and he absolutely is. I love my kids. Aw shit y'all gotta take half the spots left. Look at 'em go. Quick, put your balls all over them. Use Mineta as a shield. Hey Sparkleboy. Class Dad Iida is here to help you. I love my idiot children. Bakugo...actually not being garbage to him? Aw fuck he knows. There is a random ghost in the background there. Sparkleboy no what are you doing. Aw shit y'all gotta take all the spots left. Awww baby Sparkleboy. And then he was a giant bugzapper, that's a bold move. BIRDS. Oh hell yeah. Oh hey, Invisible Girl can actually do things. Even Mineta is pulling this off. LOOK AT ALL MY KIDS. Oh hey she put on clothes and passed. I love all my kids. Keep twinkling, whatever that means. Aizawa is proud of you all. That is Cousin Itt from Addams Family. And then everything blew up. Titan- Whelp. That packmule one makes me so uncomfortable. No seriously, are we supposed to know who the beast guy is? Your dad sucks, Eren. Levi's real angry. Oh shit Armin's still alive. Just kill him now while you have the chance. Lesbians ahoy. Erwin knew what was up. Hange says fuck you. Hey Armin guess what you're gonna be a titan. FUCKING PACKMULE. This is all Jean's fault. THE PLOT, IT TWISTS. Sorry Armin but I'm gonna have to give my vote to Erwin. Y'all really think you can take Levi in any kind of fight. I feel like the actual best option here is for Levi to tell them all to fuck off and titan himself. Eren continues to be the fucking worst. Goddammit Mikasa not you too. Nobody keep a grip on Berthold while he regenerates or anything. These two sure are clinging to the last vestiges of life for an awful long time while the rest of you chucklefucks hash this out. Thank you Hange. I'm pretty sure they've both died of their catastrophic injures by this point. GET ON WITH IT. This new guy who absolutely should have died is rapidly becmong one of the better characters. Levi's gonna need a drink after this. I wonder if his arm's gonna grow back after he get titan mode. Oh shit. OH COME ON. You're really gonna ask them to help you after all the bullshit you've pulled? That there is one of the few genuinely sad deaths this show has thrown at me. Somebody get Armin some pants. Neverland- Fucking Phil. Oh, they left the toddlers. I mean, they probably have a good couple years before they're old enough to get eaten. Why am I already crying? Are you fucking kidding me Phil knew it all along. Phil being the linchpin of this whole operation is the biggest goddamn plot twist in this entire series. I still don't trust Phil. Emma fucking came here to WIN. Run faster! Aaaand now you're being chased by monsters. Good luck kids! Oh shit Norman saves the day once again. YEET IT, DON. Zipline hanger, go! Oh my god this is fantastic. I know they're kids but those must be some strong goddamn hangers. We're all just hallucinating Norman here aren't we. I love my kids. This is going way too well. Aw shit they're gonna get caught. Goddammit kids. Awwwwww Ray. Aw shit Mom's gonna catch up before Emma goes. GO EMMA GO NOW. Oh no Bunny. Fuck you, lady. Oh hey she's really pretty with her hair down. Oh hey that's the song. She really was just like Emma back in the day. And then he got eaten. I cna't believe I'm crying over this bitch's backstory. Oky so who knocked her up? OH SHIT RAY'S HER KID. This song is so pretty. Jump bitch. That...is surprisingly decent of her. I got a real bad feeling about the outside, kids. Sword Art- Oh christ here we fucking go. Scatter, Senbonzakura. Juuust chilling her with my tits out during this fight. I'll give him credit where it's due, thank you for killing that clown fucker. He's here because he got stabbed by a dude and we all have to suffer for it. When you're naked and crazy the world is your oyster. I like that she's just having this whole conversation while bare-ass naked. Nuke this game, devs. Joke's on you there is no god. We're really just gonna spend this entire episode standing here talking huh. Good job you summoned a pile of swords. How do you make a sword mecha boring to watch? I feel nothing, show. OH HELL YEAH NOW WE'RE TALKING. I'd rather just fight the sword mecha than the giant spider. Is Eugeo actually gonna do something? RIP Charlotte. Are you kidding is she just reversing all the damage this is bullshit. It's a goddamn spider of course it didn't have a soul. What the fuck are you talking about, NPCs sacrifice themself in games all the time. No really, you have a fake Neopet daughter who'd risk her life for your bullshit literally any day of the week. "You're just mad because you don't have great tits like these." Lupin- Lupin says fuck you. Just shoot the drone. Nice Google Glass monocle. That dude's got a trident. Ami for MVP. That dog is straight out of Scooby Doo. Aw shit she got shot. Pops is on the way to save the day. Ohhh that's gonna hurt. Tragic backstory, go. Oh christ I don't like where this is going. I'm not okay with this. Titties. This surely isn't a trap for all of you at all, no sir. Hiiiiiii Fujiko! Aww Goemon is worried. What the hell is the point of a transparent gun? Oh hell yeah make 'em fight each other. That old man is gonna be the real problem. MY GUN. I don't like anyone's odds against Jigen and Goemon. Yeah Jigen's definitely a woman. We're all interested in Fujiko. Don't lie you'd be on her in a heartbeat if she asked. Not your weight thingies! Jesus he cut off his hands. Rat Man's here. RIP titties. Shoe gun. Seriously, shoot down that drone. HIIIIIII FUJIKO. Oh shit she came here to shoot you. This ED's never getting old. Clover- Bird is still the best character. Now here's a fight we don't have to care about. Jesus fucking christ. I hate this show more every week. Okay the little glutton just being knocked the fuck out is pretty good. You're not even the best superpowered butler named Walter we've seen on the block. I regret every decision in my life that's led me here. I don't care, show. Is this flashback supposed to make me like him at all? THIS IS STUPID. It's amost impressive how this show constantly finds new ways to make me hate it. Oh, that is just a personal insult. Gee I wonder who's gonna win I can't already tell from a mile away.

Nope, the last episode is a joy to watch. Literally everyone knew it was getting a fourth season. It's basically taken over as one of the new Big Three shounen, it's getting as many seasons as it wants unless the ratings absolutely tank.

I kinda wonder if someone accidentally published the wrong schedule and is just too embarrassed to admit it, and in a couple of days they'll release a new one that makes more sense and just pretend they changed their mind.

Anyways, this is horse shit.

All Might didn't defeat All for One to get disrespected like this.

Are we just linking better videos now?

One of my cowokers has a son who's in the navy, so I'm now qualified to operate a submarine from talking to him a couple times. 👍👍

Honestly, the saddest part is that the Netflix watchers miss out on the best thing to come out of this entire franchise.