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You cannot sit there and tell me there's not something ironically hilarious about a complete asshole being run over and killed by a speeding ambulance. Titan- Hey Armin you okay there buddy. Aw shit Sasha might be dying. Guess what kiddo you're the Hulk now. Sure is luck how seven of those nine survivors are all from the same training group that we've known for the past three seasons. Yeah that's what happened thanks for the recap. He picked you because the other two would have whined constantly if he didn't. To be fair, there's barely a Scouts left with or without Erwin. No pressure, Armin. This sure is a lot of talking and not a lot of basement exploring. I'm gonna laugh so hard if the basement got destroyed in that fight. Enough with the flashbacks just get on with it. Amzing how that string has stayed on through all those titan fights. Hey Eren your house looks like shit. THE FUCKING KEY IS WRONG. We are all Levi. Well, this was a pointless endeavor. Forget the key, just have Levi smash up the desk. Congrats you found your dad's secret porn stash. Oh what the hell. Eat shit, Erwin's old friend who I have no memory of. I'd say everyone's getting laid but only two of you are legal. You found a photo and it doesn't even have any titties in it. Sword Art- Man I hope I'll get lucky and all of them will die this time. I wonder if she has a run a special program to keep her hair covering her nips and vag. She seduced them with her tits, that's the answer. The stars are people, got it. Driven mad by thirst, now that I can understand. Bitch you think I wouldn't kill 300 innocent bystanders to get out of this shit? Oh yeah, trust her word that'll go juuuust great. STOP SAYING FLUCTLIGHT. I'm sure this is supposed to be very emotional but I could not give less of a fuck. Oh, is Eugeo actually gonna do something? Oh, I guess not. Does Kirito remember that this is all just a video game? Well, this sounds like it's gonna be stupid. Wow, so we're really doing this then. This sure is some mediocre GCI sentient sword fight action. Whelp, he failed. At least he missed her tits. I genuiney don't remember if we knew there was another boy or not. The fucking spider. And then Kirito remembered he's the main character. Lupin- Yeah, I'd probably let Fujiko shoot me. Hey Zeni. HAIR BOMB. Bitches be crazy, Jigen. Don't worry I still drool over her enough for both of us. Aw shit. I don't trust Zenigata's survival skills. His partner is cute...I don't trust him. Ami's great and I love her. Just admit you're in love. Haaaa. Honey you've never been outside, this is gonna be literal torture. And then she died. Whelp, they've gone crazy. Oh hey, it's a real windmill. Aw hell this is a trap isn't it. "Drone Fighter is GOAT." Can Ami not just hack that thing? WINDMILL, GO. Awwwww she's laughing. I don't trust his partner. He's stupid like a fox. Man, they really nailed these Twitch commenters. That's Jigen isn't it. Whelp, show's over. This is a fakeout and they're walking away with millions of dollars aren't they. This ED gets better every week. Food Wars- I have regrets. Hi there, attractive dad. We're really just jumping right in on this huh? Aaaaand of course tentacles. Food Yakuza is here. That is excessive jiggle even for my taste. Nice place you got here, it'd be a shame if something were to...happen to it. Dad doesn't want you here for the summer. Not the meat! This is stupid and not in a fun way. INNUENDO. I could be watching reruns of Good Eats right now. Bacon is a meat, you stupid bitch. Oh jesus. Kid this ain't Iron Chef, nobody gives a fuck. Are this bitch's tits made of pudding? I'm too old for this shit. That's it, show's over. We don't even get to keep the hot dad. Oh god, school hijinks. Titties AND ass. Oh what the fuck. JACKETS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOODNIGHT. Clover- I hate you all. Just keep insulting me to my face, show. Well that was anticlimactic. Shut up, Tink. Oh, this guy looks like a sex offender. No seriously, we're supposed to like Noelle? Yeah sure this backstory is sad but she's still and unlikable sack of crap. Charmy is really taking the crown for Least Terrible Character in this arc. Wow look, another team of redshirts we don't know I wonder who wins. Wow, that looks dumb. I fucking hate that fairy. POCKET SAND. I don't care, show. Oh god what the fuck. Okay, Charmy's got competition for Least Terrible Character. POCKET SAND has failed. Maybe the shit siblings will kill each other. Of course I'm not that lucky. Gundam- Gonna be real honest here, I can barely focus on this franchise when it's full of shirtless jailbait. I'm not really gonna stick around for this. Hero- Aww they cut the OP bad. For the love of god let that man sleep after this. It never occurred to me that there'd be professional bystanders but that makes sense. Remember to scream "I AM HERE" as confidently as you can. Go away Mineta. Awkward boners all around. Get it Deku. I like Cousin It here. What the hell did you do to him? GODDAMMIT GARBAGE DILF. Awwwww my girl is jealous. Good luck kids! Goddammit Bakugo. Heee look at Froppy hop. Dangit Deku, get your shit together! Hair powers. Remember to smile! Whelp, he tried. WIND TUNNEL. Shut up, meat boy. I love my kids. Sparkleboy, go! Meanwhile, Bakugo. I miss Iida's cute brother. Todoroki what the hell do you need with firewood? Aw shit it's a whale. Genuine question how does Gang Orca even work, like just existing-wise?

Pop Team Epic was a goddamn delight and I will die on that hill.

No the fuck it didn't.

Between Levi, Jotaro, and Trafalgar Law, Matt Mercer has a monopoly on that "badass of the group who is constantly fed up with this shit" character niche.

The hero we deserve.

And we didn't even really get that! It was probably just in the house, dude. Hero- I love that tired guy. I want regular Deku to beat up tall Deku. Oh god the meatball guy is creeping me out. Kaminari is out here regretting his life choices. King Explosion Murder doing what he does best. Oh god I don't want to see this. Ewwwwww. "It's as handy as it is horrifying!" Hey now you leave creepy meatball Kirishima alone. EAT GRENADE, FUCKER. EAT LIGHTNING, FUCKER. Mei is the MVP here. Bakugo may seem like a total jerk on the surface and he absolutely is. I love my kids. Aw shit y'all gotta take half the spots left. Look at 'em go. Quick, put your balls all over them. Use Mineta as a shield. Hey Sparkleboy. Class Dad Iida is here to help you. I love my idiot children. Bakugo...actually not being garbage to him? Aw fuck he knows. There is a random ghost in the background there. Sparkleboy no what are you doing. Aw shit y'all gotta take all the spots left. Awww baby Sparkleboy. And then he was a giant bugzapper, that's a bold move. BIRDS. Oh hell yeah. Oh hey, Invisible Girl can actually do things. Even Mineta is pulling this off. LOOK AT ALL MY KIDS. Oh hey she put on clothes and passed. I love all my kids. Keep twinkling, whatever that means. Aizawa is proud of you all. That is Cousin Itt from Addams Family. And then everything blew up. Titan- Whelp. That packmule one makes me so uncomfortable. No seriously, are we supposed to know who the beast guy is? Your dad sucks, Eren. Levi's real angry. Oh shit Armin's still alive. Just kill him now while you have the chance. Lesbians ahoy. Erwin knew what was up. Hange says fuck you. Hey Armin guess what you're gonna be a titan. FUCKING PACKMULE. This is all Jean's fault. THE PLOT, IT TWISTS. Sorry Armin but I'm gonna have to give my vote to Erwin. Y'all really think you can take Levi in any kind of fight. I feel like the actual best option here is for Levi to tell them all to fuck off and titan himself. Eren continues to be the fucking worst. Goddammit Mikasa not you too. Nobody keep a grip on Berthold while he regenerates or anything. These two sure are clinging to the last vestiges of life for an awful long time while the rest of you chucklefucks hash this out. Thank you Hange. I'm pretty sure they've both died of their catastrophic injures by this point. GET ON WITH IT. This new guy who absolutely should have died is rapidly becmong one of the better characters. Levi's gonna need a drink after this. I wonder if his arm's gonna grow back after he get titan mode. Oh shit. OH COME ON. You're really gonna ask them to help you after all the bullshit you've pulled? That there is one of the few genuinely sad deaths this show has thrown at me. Somebody get Armin some pants. Neverland- Fucking Phil. Oh, they left the toddlers. I mean, they probably have a good couple years before they're old enough to get eaten. Why am I already crying? Are you fucking kidding me Phil knew it all along. Phil being the linchpin of this whole operation is the biggest goddamn plot twist in this entire series. I still don't trust Phil. Emma fucking came here to WIN. Run faster! Aaaand now you're being chased by monsters. Good luck kids! Oh shit Norman saves the day once again. YEET IT, DON. Zipline hanger, go! Oh my god this is fantastic. I know they're kids but those must be some strong goddamn hangers. We're all just hallucinating Norman here aren't we. I love my kids. This is going way too well. Aw shit they're gonna get caught. Goddammit kids. Awwwwww Ray. Aw shit Mom's gonna catch up before Emma goes. GO EMMA GO NOW. Oh no Bunny. Fuck you, lady. Oh hey she's really pretty with her hair down. Oh hey that's the song. She really was just like Emma back in the day. And then he got eaten. I cna't believe I'm crying over this bitch's backstory. Oky so who knocked her up? OH SHIT RAY'S HER KID. This song is so pretty. Jump bitch. That...is surprisingly decent of her. I got a real bad feeling about the outside, kids. Sword Art- Oh christ here we fucking go. Scatter, Senbonzakura. Juuust chilling her with my tits out during this fight. I'll give him credit where it's due, thank you for killing that clown fucker. He's here because he got stabbed by a dude and we all have to suffer for it. When you're naked and crazy the world is your oyster. I like that she's just having this whole conversation while bare-ass naked. Nuke this game, devs. Joke's on you there is no god. We're really just gonna spend this entire episode standing here talking huh. Good job you summoned a pile of swords. How do you make a sword mecha boring to watch? I feel nothing, show. OH HELL YEAH NOW WE'RE TALKING. I'd rather just fight the sword mecha than the giant spider. Is Eugeo actually gonna do something? RIP Charlotte. Are you kidding is she just reversing all the damage this is bullshit. It's a goddamn spider of course it didn't have a soul. What the fuck are you talking about, NPCs sacrifice themself in games all the time. No really, you have a fake Neopet daughter who'd risk her life for your bullshit literally any day of the week. "You're just mad because you don't have great tits like these." Lupin- Lupin says fuck you. Just shoot the drone. Nice Google Glass monocle. That dude's got a trident. Ami for MVP. That dog is straight out of Scooby Doo. Aw shit she got shot. Pops is on the way to save the day. Ohhh that's gonna hurt. Tragic backstory, go. Oh christ I don't like where this is going. I'm not okay with this. Titties. This surely isn't a trap for all of you at all, no sir. Hiiiiiii Fujiko! Aww Goemon is worried. What the hell is the point of a transparent gun? Oh hell yeah make 'em fight each other. That old man is gonna be the real problem. MY GUN. I don't like anyone's odds against Jigen and Goemon. Yeah Jigen's definitely a woman. We're all interested in Fujiko. Don't lie you'd be on her in a heartbeat if she asked. Not your weight thingies! Jesus he cut off his hands. Rat Man's here. RIP titties. Shoe gun. Seriously, shoot down that drone. HIIIIIII FUJIKO. Oh shit she came here to shoot you. This ED's never getting old. Clover- Bird is still the best character. Now here's a fight we don't have to care about. Jesus fucking christ. I hate this show more every week. Okay the little glutton just being knocked the fuck out is pretty good. You're not even the best superpowered butler named Walter we've seen on the block. I regret every decision in my life that's led me here. I don't care, show. Is this flashback supposed to make me like him at all? THIS IS STUPID. It's amost impressive how this show constantly finds new ways to make me hate it. Oh, that is just a personal insult. Gee I wonder who's gonna win I can't already tell from a mile away.

Nope, the last episode is a joy to watch. Literally everyone knew it was getting a fourth season. It's basically taken over as one of the new Big Three shounen, it's getting as many seasons as it wants unless the ratings absolutely tank.

I kinda wonder if someone accidentally published the wrong schedule and is just too embarrassed to admit it, and in a couple of days they'll release a new one that makes more sense and just pretend they changed their mind.

Anyways, this is horse shit.

All Might didn't defeat All for One to get disrespected like this.

Are we just linking better videos now?

One of my cowokers has a son who's in the navy, so I'm now qualified to operate a submarine from talking to him a couple times. 👍👍

Honestly, the saddest part is that the Netflix watchers miss out on the best thing to come out of this entire franchise.

This is the only hand. Point and laugh at the garbage man. Hero- Great job Todoroki now they're throwing screws at you that are on fire. Joke's on them, only one of them can get credit for him. And then everything was pink. Todoroki's getting hella points for that. Thanks for the exposition, Mic. Fancy girls. I love that guy he's so excited. Shoji hit the jackpot on that teamup. Boo you whores. Aw shit she's bleeding. FROG DOWN. How dare you target Froppy. OH MY GOD, SLEEPY BURRITO TSU. Whelp, y'all are fucked. Her quirk is just a shitty version of Principal Mouse. Goddammit Momo start carrying a tub of frosting with you at all times. Act like Deku, break half your limbs. Titties. Fuck you and your tea. Distressed ribbit. GODDAMMIT. I'm cool with the handcuffs. FRIENDSHIP, MOTHERFUCKER. Oh my god what the fuck. Bakugo is how I feel doing group work. WHAT THE FUCK. I agree, just let Bakugo kill him. Deku's got a plan, we're good. GOOD LUCK KIDS. I am uncomfortable with this guy's power. Kaminari is regretting his choices. Heee All Might gum. Aizawa loves his children. Look at my kids go. Awwwwzawa. Titan- Erwin no! HORSE NO! No really, who the fuck IS that guy? Sorry Bowlcut you're never getting laid. I hate Saquatch titan. KICK HIS ASS LEVI. Levi has had more than enough of this shit and I am HERE for it. Kill him. Or have somebody eat him. OH FUCK. That packmule one disturbs me greatly. Bitch you think Levi needs weaposn to take them all out? Oh come on how did that guy live I don't even know who that is. Meanwhile, everyone else shits the bed. Look at this skinnyass bastard. Armin has finally grown some balls. Uh hey Armin whatcha doing there. Eren continues to be the worst. Mikasa is not fucking around today. You're looking kinda rough there buddy. Uh Armin those sure are some red flags you're waving. OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING FELL. I vote you scream insults at him again. Oh no Sasha. GODDAMMIT. Now would be a great time for Levi to come out of nowhere. Oh, that's unpleasant. HANGE'S ALIVE AND SHE'S HERE TO WIN. Mikasa really ain't fucking around this week. Save the horses. You fucking fell for it, you idiot. Well you can count the survivors on your fingers but at least you won. Oh FUCK he's charcoal. Neverland- Emma that face is terrifying. I mean, she probably won't ship off the babies anytime soon so you could just come back for them. ARSON TIME, CHILDREN. Ohhhh shit is going down. Ray where are you gonna be during this escape? RAY WHAT THE FUCK. Uh Ray you okay there buddy? I guess the theme tonight is fucking burning yourself to death to take out your enemy. Ohhh that's a low blow. Holy fuck we're really doing this? Uh hey Mom somebody's on fire. Oh christ here we go. Aaaaand I'm crying. Oh you cunt. Pleas etell me Ray broke his tracker and escaped. EAT SHIT, BITCH. Oh christ now she's mad. You're good, you've got two ears. I love my kids. SLAP. I hope they left Phil behind. Norman was such a good kid. Oh shit they got a fancy pen. Those kids are taking this whole "world full of cannibal monsters" thing surprisingy well. Oh just twist that knife, show. Whelp, Mom's gone nuts. FUCKING PHIL. Sword Art- Let's hope someone immolates themself in this show too. Don't underestimate the power of titties. Please kick Kirito's ass. That bitch must have enjoyed herself if she rewarded him with that much power. Don't insult Balto the dog like this. Damn she really did fuck his brains out. Yeah sure, cure him by stabbing him. Losing all his memories of Kirito sounds like a blessing. I do enjoy seeing Kirito suffer. I can't be the only one rooting for Eugeo to win and get more sex, right? I HATE THAT GAY CLOWN. I am uncomfortable with this. Oh shit, get it boy. Never go in without protection. Well that was a terrible plan. I'm not gonna question why she's naked I'm sure this is very important to the plot. I mean yeah this is stupid as fuck but I'd be lying if I said it wouldn't work on my horny ass. Bold of you to assume you could ever quench my thirst. Do it for the titties, dumbass. NO MEANS NO. Whelp, he's doomed. FUCKING CHRIST JUST KILL THAT GUY. Kirito has come to cockblock you. Let's all just stand here and have an emotional reunion while this evil naked bitch is right there waiting to kill us. I am begging you to just kill that gay clown already. Eww, gross and also I was convinced he was gay. Goddammit woman have some standards. I am uncomfortable with this. Wow I was joking about lighting people on fire early but go off I guess. Lupin- If somebody catches fire in the next 30 minutes I'm gonna lose my mind. I love these idiots. Whelp, you're fucked. Zeni's new friend is cute. Everybody split up and take a different car. Goemon to the rescue. Oh sweet, that electric car was a genius idea. Y'all are way too chill about being stalked by 100 million people. Lupin's lover. Get her name right, dammit! I like her. If you're not eating food what's even the point of living. I'm enjoying this way too much. Goemon can't camera. Bwanda. "Day drinking, I'm jelly." Lupin's got this internet thing down to a science. Hiiiii Fujiko. Isn't there porn y'all could be looking at. Everyone ships Lupin/Jigen. Ohhh no that's not gonna go well. ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION. "Quit acting like a hotshot just 'cause you went viral" is great advice in general. Jesus Lupin isn't fucking around today. Aw crap it's a drone. Oh shit we've got some plot here. Oh god she is blunt. You're a good dude, Lupin. The truck is a trap! Oh this can't be a good thing. Helloooooo. Jigen fighting an angry sea captain is stupidly funny to me. It's all perfectly legal I swear! These comments really are spot-on. This is such a great ED. Clover- Man, Lupin's really in the middle of a shit sandwich here ain't it. Dimestore Sparkleboy can get the fuck out of here. Don't fight, you're all terrible. Okay I can get behind him insulting Asta. Coral Peacocks sounds like the gayest fucking squad possible. Gee I wonder if they'll beat this team of unnamed redshirts. Have some fucking standards, girl. I don't trust Hisoka. Do you know how hard a show has to fail when I won't fuck the fire guy? Leave those dogs alone this isn't Jojo. That's not even a coelacanth! Wow what a shock they won. Don't fight, you're both fucking awful. LEAVE THAT NUN THE FUCK ALONE. Is anyboody gonna have a fight that's not completely obvious? Shut up you fat bastard. Leave that girl alone you creep. This is stupid. Hunter- Ging doesn't deserve Gon. KILLUA AND ALLUKA ARE HOLDING HANDS IN THEIR SLEEP THAT'S ADORABLE. I never thought I'd love my precious son as much as I do now. Oh I'm already crying at this recap. Was that Migi on that guy's magazine? There he goes. Christ that is one big fucking tree. He's such a good boy. The fuck? Those birds ain't right. Oh my god that's cute. Gee thanks for the used apple, Dad. Ging is the wooooooorst. Maybe you want a fulfilling relationship with your only child, you damn sure don't have that. DON'T YELL AT MY BIRDS. Hope that shit was worth abandoning your only child for his entire life, you dick. So what poor woman did you impregnate? The fucking audacity of this man to talk about how much he cares about his friends to the son he's been running from for fourteen goddamn years. Wait that's a SAPLING? Holy shit. Oh man I hope that other world has dinosaurs. Someone could just push him off that tree right now and be done with it. Oh my god I love these birds. Fuck you Ging, he's my son now. Hi Mito! Sweet, booze! Hiii Knuckle. Oh hey it's the good ants. MY KIDS. Leorio in a rare minute where he's not jacking off. Oh hey Kurapika. Aww they left a beer for that guy's grave. HOW THE FUCK. Was...was he a fox monster the whole time? Oh god way to end it with a punch to the gut. Ging you owe thousands of dollars in child support and I'm calling the cops.

Oh my god.

Hero- Can you steal someone else's balls for this? Don't disappoint your teacher, kids. Stiffening, huh...false alarm it doesn't work on boners. I love Mic doing the commentary even when he's not here. Jiro is MVP here. No you should just let them get Mineta. Bird Stand does not fuck around. Oh, that's weird. Someone get that man some coffee. Oh dang, Tall Deku's quirk is cool. Bye balls. Oh hey it's that really energetic boy. MY BALLS. Damn, windy boy doesn't fuck around. It shocked him right awake. Whelp, my kids are doomed.WELL HELLO THERE. I have a new girlfriend. SNEAK URAVITY. Ohhhh I like her. Deku may not pass this test but he's definitely the real winner here. Punch her in the tits and run! Aw crap my son is screwed. If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball. Oh good you found him. Don't blame yourself, honey. He's really making up for skipping leg day earlier. Aw crap 30 people already passes. THAT'S NOT MY DAUGHTER. This is a confusing boner for him. OH DANG. Oh hey, good timing. Oh good it's the real one. Come back, naked girl! Meanwhile let's see what Todoroki's up to. Crap half the slots are taken. Okay why would you use such a a big group to fight one guy, only one of you can get points for him. So this episode gives us a quirk that makes things bigger, vibrating, stiffening, and a naked girl. They're from the screw team. Titan- Connie's lost his mind. Goddamn Armin grow a pair already. Just give Levi five minutes and he'll get this done. Aw shit it's a rock. And then everyone died. I'm more surprised that they apparently have baseball in this universe than anything else here. Save those horses at all cost. It ain't looking too fucking good here, Levi. Alright Levi you're gonna have to do all the work here, as usual. Just let Mikasa handle this. Oh hey, Eren's actually doing something. GODDAMMIT EREN WHY DO WE KEEP TRUSTING YOU. Okay them heckling the monster is pretty fucking great. Whelp, you're fucked. Son of a bitch why aren't you dead anymore. Meanwhile, more rocks. Oh no, you redshirts have no chance but how dare you abandon the horses. Well this sure sounds depressing. Levi came here to slaughter shit and by god he's gonna do it. Oh shit Erwin's got a plan we're good. Oh no abort mission abort mission. Someone please hug Erwin. I'd follow J. Michael Tatum into hell after a sufficiently rousing speech, let's do this shit. Oh christ here we go. RIDE THE TITANS LEVI. Good speech, I'm ready to get on the horse with you. I immediately regret this decision. Neverland- Please don't kill my son. Oh thank god there's a way out. FUCKING PHIL. Norman you're way too chill about this. Oh look, I'm already crying here. HUGGING. Everything hurts. OH THIS HURTS. Tiny Ray, still savage. Just go ahead and stab me in the heart, show. ALL HE TOOK IS THE CUP PHONE. Please god tell me Ray's figuring out one last ditch twist to save him. HUG. Oh shit. Norman no you're killing me. Oh god this music is just twisting the knife. I'd like to get off this ride now, please. PLEASE DON'T KILL MY BOY. I think "happily" is really fucking stretching it, guys. You goddamn bitch. Oh god what's going on I'm scared. Please tell me there's a twist and he's alive. Somebody hug my kids please. Ray broke. YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU CUNT. Oh jesus christ. Wait did she say "give birth" does this bitch have a kid? I don't fucking trust Phil. Oh god don't take Ray I can't do this twice in one night. Kill her, my children. Sword Art- And now for something even harder to watch. I hate every second of my life. Oh, he's under somebody alright. Yeah, who needs two eyes in a fight. THREE FREEZE. Look on the bright side at least he doesn't have to be in Sword Art anymore. Oh, he's alive. Your mission is to cockblock your friend at all costs. Oh fucking hell he gets to dual wield now. So does this bitch fuck everyone when she brainwashes them? You heard the girl, time to kill a gay clown. Don't you know how to knock you little creep? Well that's creepy. Oh god what now. What the fuck. I want to die. I am begging you to kill him. PLEASE kill him already. He's stalling for time so your friend can cum. Oh god, what now. Wow what a shock. I take it the sex was good, then. Man, you really level up when you bust a nut in the admin. This is so bad it's kinda goddamn hilarious. Lupin- Huh, he's not really Lupin's grandson I guess? Oh my god the song is French-ish now. Gooooo sports! Haaa, he's got a convenient mask. Drugs! What app is that. Jigen going full Oldseph here. I don't know shit about technology so I'm just gonna assume every word of this is accurate. Oh I hope it's a mermaid. That seems way too easy to get in there. Swim for it, boys. FUCKING BIRDS. Well, that could have gone better. Oh hey it's a girl. Lupin that's pretty heartless of you. GUNDERWEAR. Ooh I like her. Aw crap, you're caught. Thank god he's got Jigen. "Marco Polo's Backdoor" definitely sounds like a sex thing. Lupin I'm not entirely sure she's even 18 get your hand away from her ass. Hi Goemon! Titties. This guy's having a bad day. I love these idiots roasting each other. Oh my god girl you need to eat. Hi Zeni! The boat is a stand. FLOOR IT. I hope that car can float. RIP car. Welcome to selfie hell, boys. HIIII FUJITITS. Oh hey, there was a picture of Rebecca. Ohhhhh this may be the best ED I've ever seen. Clover- Don't trust Hisoka. You're all terrible. I kkinda hate how much I relate to that little glutton. You're better than this, JYB. Have some fucking standards, Mimosa. You're kinda shitting the bed here already, girl. I hate you all. I can appreciate his lack of any fucks given here. Asta finally does something, it's a Christmas miracle. This is stupid. Seriously girl, have some standards. OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL UNBEARABLE. I hate you, Tink. Gee one of them's carrying a giant goddamn rock I wonder which of them has the fucking crystal. Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll all kill each other. I do enjoy watching Asta suffer. Oh hey, Hisoka woke up. Wow what a surprise, they won. Now take a minute and loot their corpses. Nothing says trust like kneecapping your own teammate. Shut your screaming goddamn mouth. All of them are terrible. And we add "Sparkly Gay Bastard" to the list of thing MHA does better. Hunter- I love my kids. The fucking audacity of Ging lecturing anyone else about responsibility. Hi Kite, I...guess? Oh yikes. Well this is depressing. Science sure is weird. You're a good dude, koala man. New koala friend! Oh, that's kinda terrifying. HI GON. Oh god here we go. "Almost" nothing, you basically were dead. You had a ton of help, from everyone except your shitty deadbeat dad. Oh, that went surprisingly well. SHIT DAD ALREADY GONE. Awwww look at my kids. That's a big tree. My kids are having a great day. Oh no don't leave. Gon is way less freaked out than he should be here. I love my kids so much. Bye kids, tell your hot dad to call me. Oh hey, it turns out I'm still capable of crying more tonight!

" Mignogna is seeking "monetary relief over $1,000,000.00" in part due to Funimation no longer contracting him for future productions, as well as conventions canceling his appearances. " Fucking christ, somebody wanna tell McNuggets that cons aren't obligated to invite him to shit? Even if you disregard aaaaall the sexual harassment, he's still got a major reputation for being a pain in the ass as a guest and treating con staff like garbage. Eventually that would have caught up to him and enough places would decide he's not worth the money.

It's nowhere on the wiki. Who told you that?

Hero- Man how much would it suck for All Might to survive All for One and then get killed by a falling rock. I love how amazed everyone is that Deku's learned how to use his legs. Hiii Vlad. Shut up, Douche Rogue. Ohh that sounds rough, good luck kids. Tsu bout to go SUPER FROG. Awww my girls are cute. Get that nerd dick, Ochaco. Everyone remember to use Mineta as a human shield. Hi new people! Oh he's fun. Uh dude you're bleeding. Oh hey she's pretty. Aizawa is havng a bad day. Oh my god, she's me. I love her. Hello there, Tall Deku. Kaminari you don't have any girls to steal. Bakugo is going to beat his face in. This is just blond Aizawa. Get this man a Red Bull. Fuck you, Stain. Oh those are some bad odds. GOOD LUCK, KIDS. I admire this man's apathy on the job. I love Ms Joke so much. PLEASE DATE ME. Goddammit Bakugo. Goddammit Icy Hot! Oh fuck they're doomed. I'm gonna suggest again that somebody uses Mineta as a human shield. Fuck you, Tall Deku. Aizawa gives zero shits. Titan- Just fill the hole, hold filler! Oh, it's that dead guy. I didn't think his death needed any deeper backstory beyond "he got ripped in half by a giant monster." Oh hey it's the one girl. I really have no strong emotional investment in this guy who died two seasons ago, show. Oh right, he's crazy. Who the hell is that guy? Oh god that packmule one talks. Hey dudes I think Krista's doing pretty well without y'all, what with being queen and everything. This has gone too well. I'm with Jean here, he was a bastard and I'm glad he died. Hange knows what's up. Aw fuck he ain't dead. FUCK. What kinda Donkey Kong shit is this? Whelp, y'all are fucked. Uhhh you should probably kill him now while he's distracted. How the FUCK is he still alive. Shoot him with the boom sticks immediately. Armin you are going to get eaten. "I want all of you to die" is not a good negotiation tactic, you dumb bastard. Armin you probably wanna step back a smidge. Berthold is the worst at negotiations. THANK YOU MIKASA. Whelp there goes Mikasa. Where the fuck is Levi shouldn't he be killing things. RIP redshirts. No you're the dude trying to commit genocide, you're the one in the wrong here. And then everyone died. If Hange dies we riot. Whelp, you're fucked. Armin's having a bad day. Just throw Levi at him and let them work it out. Neverland- Last time, FUUUUUUCK. Time for some crippling depression, children. And I'm already crying. Someone please hug Norman. Could we just give them Phil instead? This hurts my heart. Oh shit that's a decent plan. The kids need strong emotions for that tasty tasty fear sauce. Please don't kill any of my kids, show. Emma oh my god. Quick, throw Ray down the stairs. I am cautioiusly optimistic about all this. Did she just call it "meat from camera parts" or did I hear wrong. Oh no time for more trauma. Well that sounds fucking horrifying. Oh shit where are the two other kids. Surely this will go off perfectly without a hitch. I don't fucking trust Phil. Don't make me cry again, show. Time to break a limb, kiddo. Look at him go. Just tase yourself in the neck, you'll be fine. Alright now how do you get down. One Fear. Norman what the fuck. I got a bad feeling about this. FUCK. Sword Art- Please just stab him. I hate that jester-looking fucker with every fiber of my being. Yeah sure, you can teach all these barely-literate contry folk to fight like people who have been training for years in just a couple of months. GET ON WITH IT, DAMN IT. And then her eye exploded. This is stupid as fuck. Good luck trying to explain that she's in a Sims game. Oh come the fuck on, show. Anybody else sitting through all this and wondering what Klein is doing right now? Is Eugeo gonna get laid? Yeah I'm sure this'll work out just great. You stupid fuck. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, SHOW. This is goddamn ridiculous. How dare you sully the proud tradition of gratuitous nudity. Well shit, my ass would be doomed in .2 seconds. Bitch I just want titties. Oh my god you idiot you never go in without protection. Always remember to wrap your fluctlight, kids. Holy fuck this should not be so funny. Jojo- Eat shit, Kira. RIP random ambulance worker. Run faster, Jotaro. Meanwhile, Josuke's still got a chunk of wood in his lung. Oh damn, you are creepy. Oh my god I'm cackling. That lady doesn't get paid enough for this shit. RUN FASTER, JOTARO. Aw fuck. What...what just happened. BITCH YOU THOUGHT. Oh shit is it Reimi's street? HI REIMI! Reimi is taking none of your shit today. Koichi for MVP. Jotaro really didn't use Star's time freezing enough. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA. Now that's a satisfying beatdown. He got run over by a goddamn ambulance, that's fucking hilarious. Oh good Josuke's getting some help. Haaaaa he doesn't have a face anymore. Hayato needs a hug. love Reimi. BAD TOUCH. Can we kill him again? GOOD BOY, ARNOLD. He lost his hand. I like that he's getting ripped apart by hands. Kira died as he lived, being a fucking creep. Awwwww. Fuck off, Rohan. Oh hey, it's everybody. I'm not crying you're crying. Somebody's gonna need to console that milf and I volunteer. I forgot about fat boy. I love that Joseph's keeping invisibaby. I miss Avdol. Josuke you little bastard. BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN. OH FUCK YEAH, THIS SONG. Things worked well for everyone. Okuyasu kept cat plant! Awwww Oku. Rohan, still the worst. POSE. Clover- God this is just gonna feel twice as shitty compared to that last 30 minutes. I DON'T CARE, SHOW. Oh fuck it's Hisoka. Everybody hide your young boys. I can respect that Mimosa wears her cape with her titty out. Shut up, glasses douche. Did I miss something wasn't he in a terrible hot springs plot? SHUT UP, TINK. Mimosa honey, have some standards. God, I hate all of you. Douchebag ahoy. This is stupid. One day I will die and I'll have to justify all the time I've wasted watching this show. GET OUT OF HERE, HISOKA. Oh what the fuck. I hate everything. I'll agree with him on that, Asta is terrible. There is not a single team here I can root for. Is it too much to hope for that they all kill each other? Yami just wanted to drink in peace for once you fucking idiots. Gee they're fighting a team of no-name redshirts I wonder who wins. Hunter- Ging, three seconds before sprinting for the nearest window. LOOK AT MY BABY. Gon honey you don't have to apologize. Please hug my adorable child. I love my son so much. Yeah sure, THIS FUCKER is gonna lecture us about responsibility. My favorite thing about this arc is that everyone hates Ging. Eat shit, Pariston. You son of a bitch. Goddammit. I'm gonna kick his fucking teeth out. EVERYONE HATES GING. Oh right, clown scythe. I just want to see Ging get his ass kicked again is that too much to ask. YOU SON OF A BITCH. You piece of shit you wasted SO MUCH of our time. Cry harder, douche. Oh no where's my albino son. Aw fuck it's Illumi. Nope, you leave my kids alone. Get the fuck away from them. 'Kay. Order her to kill him. Aw shit. You're doing amazing, sweetie. Awwwww. Poor Nanika. YOU MADE HER CRY. On the bright side, hey she's cured of her demon possession thing. Oh my god she's so cute. I love my kids. Tell her she did good. 'Kay. Why am I crying.

Fun story that final song is the singers from ALL the OPs singing together.

For the love of god, just read that last paragraph.

I'm just hoping Viz gets the Rohan OVAs and recasts him to someone who can actually pull off the "smarmy, but ultimately likable" vibe he's supposed to have. Call in the guy who does Reigen, he nails that vibe.

All Might is always smashing, in my heart.