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I hope this means it's time for everyone's favorite redheaded fire bitch and not something stupid like last week.

If there was any doubt that 2020 was truly cursed.

Nuns are allowed to drink, but not to the point of getting drunk. Jojo- Doppio is a good boy. Aw fuck, Bruno's blind now. Oh hey, Mista. That phone thing never stops being funny. Trish honey get back in the turtle. Uh Bruno I don't think that's Trish. I should probably be a little ashamed of how much I enjoy that evil boss voice. Goddamn souls screwing up everything. Bruno confirmed for best dad. Yeah you're not acting suspicious at all. Hey there, Frenchy. It's bonkers to think this entire season is only a few days. He's a good Trish. Goddammit Polnareff don't show off the arrow. Oh hey, backstory. Hey there, Enya. Oh hey, Jotaro. I'm eternally disappointed that we never got a scene of Enya shooting Dio in the face with an arrow. Avdol wouldn't have fallen into this trap. How did he even escape he had line one limb left. Aw shit his stand is out. Polnareff how did you even get up those stairs? He's got a point, this is really a tits-out kind of fight. I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND. You're not the first hot, evil time bastard he's fought. Oh, that's new. Uh hey Chariot, you okay there buddy? Whelp. Oh no you dumb French idiot you're not allowed to die here, Avdol and Iggy didn't die for this. HI AVDOL. And now, shit gets fucking bizarre. Ass Class- You should just try roasting him to death, that seems to have an effect. Come on kids, stab your teacher! Haa, the girls think he's cute. It's okay Squid Sensei, you're still my favorite teacher. I don't trust this new kid. Huh, that was a solid plan there. I hate this boy. He's a fucking psychopath, that's what he is. Meanwhile, douchebags. Alright you can go ahead and kill these nerds. You're making it real hard for me to root against the world-threatening monster. OCTOPUS NO. I hate this kid so much. Hey, free takoyaki. I love Squid Sensei so goddamn much. Ooh, sweet nail art. I love watching him clown on this little bastard. Just let him die. He could easily just get under him and just catch him like that. You suck, crazy boy. He can go ahead and destroy the world, I fully support him. Clover- Oh good the screaming's already started. I hope they crash and die. Is this filler? I hate you, Tinkerbell. Remember when he died and was almost set free from this dumpster fire? Oh what the fuck now. This is the shittiest version of Hogwarts. Kill the fairy, children. You stay the fuck away from that nun. This is painful. I hate every minute of this. Are we sure this isn't filler? I am thoroughly creeped out by mom Yuno. I forgot Bargain Bin Gandalf existed. My night is actively worse for having watched this. Fire Force- I hate Tamaki so much. Donkey Dick is the best joke in the entire show. Vulcan's got great style. We get it, you're hot and bitchy. Hiii Captain Sexy. Oh no, Science Dandy is absolutely not trustworthy. Man it's gonna suck when I eventually get Captain Sexy killed. Date me, Vulcan. The morale of this story is to be ready to get your ass beat at all times. Those children are awful. Nobody trusts you because you're creepy and suspicious. Maki is my girlfriend. I like her witch hat. Arthur's fine, it's not like he uses his brain.

It's okay that he likes Food Wars. He's allowed to be wrong sometimes. Also, Black Clover sucks.

Hey, he worked very hard on characters, like the hot lady with huge titties and a serious drinking problem. Wait no, not that one. Wait no, not that one either. You can tell she's totally original because her hair isn't blonde.

This is the only ranking of characters that matters: 1. Yami- The only fuckable man in this entire series. It's a shounen full of dudes, how did they screw that up? I like that he hates everything and seeing him fight is one of the few times this pathetic dumpster fire brings me anything resembling happiness. 9/10 2. Charmy- Her one-dimensional character trait is much less obnoxious than the others. Genuinely a delight to watch. 3/4- The older fire siblings. They're the only people in this show with any semblance of a brain. She's angry and hates everyone, and I respect her for it. He's J. Michael Goddamn Tatum, and I would follow that man into hell after a rousing speech, no questions asked. Everyone else- I genuinely would not care if they died painfully on screen, and would in fact prefer it for most of them. Absolute last place- Gauche. I truly hate the author for creating a character whose one trait is being a pedo incest creep and then making him a good guy that we're supposed to root for. Come fight me, you Naruto-ripoff hack.

Just one more reason 2020 can fuck right off.

No, Gauche is the gross creep whose only character trait is his unquenchable desire to fuck his kindergarten-aged sister.

I threw up in my mouth a little. Bravo.

OH, THAT'S A BASEBALL. Jojo- I don't think Bruno's okay. Oh right, other people exist. "The beanie boy's babbling bullets said so." Not even his own quicksand gimp liked him. Uh Bruno that sliced neck is probably not a good thing. Deal with him before he gets there because god knows Polnareff won't figure out how to beat him. Wait are his legs gone now? This was perhaps not the best idea. Quicksand gimp continues to make me uncomfortable. Bruno, why do you even need air? Where'd you get that arrow, Frenchy? AVDOL SIGHTING. Man, he's looking rough for 36. Polnareff you helped kill one of their dads. What the fuck kind of shenanigans did you get into that took your legs? Please just kill this guy already. Uhhh Bruno you okay there buddy? Oh damn that was a good plan. God I love this music. Reminder, don't fuck with Bruno. Aw fuck, not THAT kid! You can just kill this one. Aww, now they're together in the dumpster truck. Aw fuck Bruno's dead for real now. Ass Class- You blew up the moon, of course that's all they're talking about! Baseball, denied. I'm rooting for Squid Sensei here. That's a great picture. I'm with this girl, bring back snacks. Well, they've figured out a bunch of ways that don't kill him. I love his New York costume. Dude you're not supposed to eat the coconut shell. Squid Sensei is best teacher. I've seen this hentai before. Harsh truths from the cephalopod. He's gonna teach you how to play baseball. Squid Sensei and Aizawa would get along. Well kids, the important thing is you tried. Oh no he ruined their flowers. You could just load like twenty "transfer students" that are secretly trained assassins. That mascot is adorable. I'm losing my shit at the pinata. Aww, he's bringing them together as a team. I have concerns about this new kid. Clover- Every week I regret ragging on the old monologue that didn't suck Asta's dick. So, we're just letting Dimestore Griffith walk around now with absolutely no consequences to the whole elf murder thing? Did some dumb bitch really say Douche Bro's bangs are good? Oh no, you stay the fuck away from Charmy she's one of the only decent characters here. Is there literally no one who can do a glamor spell to make the Wizard Brat look older? I hate the king but I'm glad the annoying guy is suffering. This is painful and I hate everything. Hey there, Captain Sexy. Yami could not give less of a fuck about all this. Oh my god just fuck him already you dumb bitch. Hey there, Dumb Nuts. You should kill him anyways. I hope most of you die painfully in this battle. Shut up Griffith nobody cares. I agree, you should kill all of them. I can respect dream girl's lack of remorse in all this. Every time Asta's execution gets pushed back, I die a little inside. Yes let's depend on Jack the Ripper. Why did they let this guy live? You all have MAGIC how does repairing shit cost money? Don't most of these fuckers come from rich families and don't need the money anyways? And then they lost, because they're dumb as fucking bricks. How dare you waste naked Yami on this. Fire Force- CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG. Shinra really likes to flip flop between being cool and absolutely awful. Date me, Vulcan. Hibana is still goddamn terrible. I forgot about the attack of the mascots. STOP SAYING LATOM. Oh right, albino Deku is here. It's okay, we all hate our siblings a little bit. Lady it's your own goddamn fault if you're too stupid to stay with the hot buff guy who likes to work shirtless. Oh right, the creepy guy's here. I do enjoy that he's constantly followed by deranged carnival music. Join the group, you don't have to wear a shirt. Vulcan the girlfriend offer is permanently on the table, take me up at any time. I don't trust you, Science Dandy. Maki is my girlfriend. Hey there, Captain Sexy. Don't remind me that Tamaki getting molested is a hilarious plot point in this show. It's okay if you're cursed, I am too! To be fair, that is one cool skull.

Black Clover fans, coming in cold with that shit taste.

Something completely innocuous that the next 40 posts in this thread will blow out of proportion and manage to twist into some coded harbinger of the block's impending doom.

Hey kids, come get your exclusive limited edition figure of the guy who's been fired from everything for being a sexual predator!

Stop giving dipshits like this views and attention.

Remember, live your dreams.

I've never been happier to be out of school than during plague times. Jojo- Previously, Bruno is a goddamn zombie. These guys still make me so uncomfortable. Lucky for him he can't feel pain anymore. How long before Mista shoots himself? Make Daddy proud, boys. Aw fuck he's gone. NO MY BABIES. Whelp, Mista's dead again. Number 5 is precious and I love him. I got a real bad feeling about this. OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK. I don't like this. He would definitely have a boner right now if he hadn't chopped off his own dick. Number 5 to the rescue! This could be going better. Oh thank god you made him shut up. You better behead him to make sure he's dead. No don't show him mercy, kill it with fire right now. Goddammit this is why you don't monologue! Don't fuck with Giorno. MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA. Holy shit that was awesome. You probably shouldn't pick up that phone. I hate Mole Gimp so much. Uh hey Bruno you okay there? POLNAREFF?! Ass Class- I just assume this is how classes start in schools now. Squid Sensei is kind of adorable and I want to hug him. Owww. "No discharging guns in the classroom" would be a great rule to have. Okay I love this teacher. Goddammit somebody blew up the moon. Yeah this seems like a great plan. I am 100% on board with all of this. I could go for some Chinese. Sorry Aizawa, I may have a new favorite teacher. Wait that's a boy? Grow a pair and kill the genocidal alien. You should maybe get rid of the missle before it blows up the kids. I'm sure I've read that poem before. It's only the first episode you're not going to kill him now. BOMB. Aww, he's a nice genocidial alien. Oh that can't be a good thing. Well that's terrifying. "I ain't afraid of no squid" is a fantastic line. Awww Squid Sensei is the best. The plot, it thickens. "This is totally balls!" could have come straight out of Jojo. Clover- Previously, big titty sea witch attacks Asta and is automatically best character. Okay I want a giant pillow like that. I like that this series assumes its audience is so stupid they need a diagram to figure out hte numbers 0-9. That looks painful. Y'all realize that this is exactly how your own Wizard King acts, right? Okay the Heart Kingdom is infinitely better than the Clover Kingdom. At first I thought the queen was alright but nope, she's just another unfunny one-dimensional joke. I miss you, Captain Sexy. For the love of god get this man more fiber. More unfunny shenanigans, go! No, let them fight the devil now and get murdered. Please just timeskip through the next six months so I don't have to watch this. They're just going out of their way to make Yami less attractive and I hate them for it. Time to root for the devil again! Meanwhile Charmy, not giving a single fuck. Dimestore Hisoka has a point. I hope most of you die. Fire Force- Show I will never respect a man with a name like Raffles. Date me, Vulcan. Aw shit the Klan's here. Shinra kinda sucks. DONKEY DICK, GO! This is the best scene in the entire show. RIP donkey dick, you were too good for this world. Take off your shirt and tell us more, Vulcan. Again, open offer to be your girlfriend whenever you wanna take me up on that. I'll probably get him killed but at least I won't betray him! CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG.

Start from where the anime left off and read from there. Unless it's something like FMA where the two are noticeably different, then start from the beginning

Could y'all take whatever the hell your weird argument has become to like, any thread that's actually relevant to it?

Guys, go easy on Jingo. "Get woke go broke" is all he can type from memory while he spends his waking hours jacking off to Fox News and sobbing inconsolably at seeing a black person on his screen.

Well I definitely liked last week more than this one. Gotham Knight- Goddamn kids. And then Lil Slugger showed up. That's not Batman, that's Tokoyami. Man this villain sure gets around. That's not Batman, that's a gargoyle. That's not Batman, that's ROBOBATMAN. Oh hey, Batman. Oh, this guy looks crazy. Just call him a Batman, that's what he is. Oh y'all are about to get trapped in the murder building. You're tranferring out of the MCU, I GET IT. Lady if he doesn't wanna work with you, I sure as hell will. Never trust a Russian. And then they exploded. I don't like where this is going. Oh hey, Batman. God I love Kevin Conroy. Never trust anyone who actually likes golf. Man this one really made Batman extra pretty. Thanks, Morgan Freeman soundalike. "Yeah this place is great except for the murder." I'm that bad at every sport. Okay this Batman reminds me of Griffith and that activates my flight or fight response, 2/10 would not recommend. Goddamn lizards driving people crazy. You can't track me I'm Batman. Thanks, random old man who dwells in the sewers. CRIKEY. Aw shit now you're a werecrocbatman. Alright this looks cool as shit. You can't stop here, this is bat country. Ohh that's a lot of blood. Hello there, horrifying flashback. At this point I'd like to point out that none of this is my fault. They don't trust you, white boy. RIP mongoose. Hello there, hot lady. I know the joke is that Batman's real super power is money but really it's Alfred. Some people are into the whole pain thing. Wow, fuck these guys. And then guns. Just an angry mob, no big deal. Don't fuck with Batman, kids. Well that's ominous. Obligatory dead parents flashback, go! Yeah you should probably get rid of that box full of guns. Or if you're Mista, the power to shoot yourself every other episode. Y'all might wanna duck...too late. You don't have enough bullets to take out Gordon's massive balls. You could just put him in a windowless bunker but that's too easy I guess. He's definitely going to fire from a 60mph train. Now'd be a good time to put your fucking helmet back on. Surprise it's MORE GUN. He's probably got at least six more guns on him right now. Goddamn Russians, again. Well that was surprisingly easy. Alfred needs a vacation. Dark Knight Returns- Surely this will go well. Oh my god this terapist is the dumbest fucking person on the planet. Why is Ronald Reagen the president here? What the fuck are these kids saying, I'm so old. That is one manly Nazi lady. And then Batman was an old lady. No don't shoot my kid. Thanks, Supes. Never in my life have I given a shit about Superman and that's not gonna change now, movie. I continue to hate every single side character in this movie. Wait is that the sexy detective he was cheating with in Year One? Yeah good luck with that arrest warrant. Okay Supes summoning a bald eagle out of nowhere is great. I'd rather have Wonder Woman. Fuck off, Reagan. I miss Mark Hamill. Be a little more conspicuous Alfred, I don't think her friend is suspicious enough yet. I feel like Batman is probably in massively better shape than the Joker after all these years. Ha ha, he's literally murdered hundreds of people! I hope this therapist dies first. Wow what a shock this interview went awry. Uh hey guys maybe you should lay off Batman right now and do something about the hundreds of new murders happening downstairs. Not a fan of this Cold War subplot. Damn Catwoman's let herself go. Oh what the fuck. Obligatory Frank Miller whores. Still shipping it after all these years. Never accept treats from a clown. No you idiot clown, if you shoot all the mirrors you won't have any left to do the dramatic "Which one is real???" game. After like 47 shots, his gun finally ran out of bullets. Wow Robin just straight up killed that dude. This could have all been resolved years ago if the two of you had just fucked. Was Frank Miller okay when he wrote this thing? Lasso yourself a Batman and get out of there. Alfred is the MVP of this entire franchise. I continue to loathe this Cold War subplot with every fiber of my being. Oh what the fuck now withe Nuke Supe. BONJOUR MISTER HORSE. I admit, I'd still follow Batman right into hell after a rousing speech. Gordon, still the only cop worth trusting. Gee maybe Batman wasn't the ultimate evil this whole time. I have literally never seen a single second of Green Arrow and I'm okay with that. So are Robin's parents just too busy getting high to notice she's gone during this whole nuclear winter thing? Fuck off Supes nobody likes you. If Alfred dies I riot. Fuck all these innocent bystanders in their houses, I guess. Oh hey it's Mr Arrow. "I made this kryptonite spear years ago because I knew one day we'd fight to the death." And then he died. How fucking dare you kill Alfred. I hope Robin at least got a fat check out of this. How the fuck. IS ALFRED DEAD OR NOT, GET BACK HERE.

Hey look, fresh content that won't have to pause for production delays! Now shut up.

Yes, the only reason anyone would dislike watching a scene of two characters be molested and nearly raped is because they're all just fragile crybabies who can't tell fiction from reality. I'm done with this conversation. Please stop quoting me, I think you're a genuinely disgusting person and I don't want to deal with you anymore.

" “There exists a problem of illegal video distribution service these days, but “AnimeLog” will distribute only officially-licensed animations and operate as a safe channel that families can enjoy together,” said Analyzelog in a statement." It sounds like their focus is going to be older titles and those that target a younger demographic (early 200s series, 70's era Miyazaki), which are niches that CR doesn't seem to cater to as much. This doesn't seem like a direct competitor any more than a smartphone is a competitor to a Playstation.

The edited version of the gratuitous underage double sexual assault scene was enough to get the point across. Nothing of value was lost by trimming the worst bits of it.