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I'm already horny for this sexy pirate show.

No one: Horikoshi: Did someone say thighs?

Paranoia Agent- And then shit got weird...okay, weirder. It's just a flesh wound. Just let this old man die in peace. He has truly become Dumpster Batman. Remember, never cute mascots. My slutty body pillow on the other hand will never betray me. Oh hey, she drew a Lil Slugger. Follow the sexy imaginary bunny figure. Don't touch anything in that apartment, it must be disgusting. Thanks, Panty Detective! How did y'all miss that when you were investigating this? This scene is somehow the strangest part of the entire series. Why do you even need a new character yet, Maromi's still doing ridiculously well. Uhh that thing is moving. Oh yeah, that'll make her art faster. Hi there, Monster Slugger. Oh hey, her dad. Hi there, bitches. Yes this conversation is going well. Just listen to the demon plushie. It's an ancient sword, or a bat he pulled out of an old man's yard. And then shit got even weirder. Oh no. Mob- Gimp Mask gives a great inspirational speech. Stealthy as fuck, these kids. All of you should join the Body Improvement Club. I'd like to clarify that this fire guy was not my fault. Meanwhile, Mob plays with dolls. I forgot this little ginger fucker was here. Mob is the best kid. And then Dimple got stolen. Mob broke. Hi there, conman. Clover- Oh, this new monologue is infinitely worse. That's your house, technically you've been home this entire time. I'm siding with Charmy on this. I hate you, sister fucker. Oh good we're doing everyone's painfully unfunny character rundown. Bitch are you really worried that he fucked a bird? I hope they all get mauled. Aww, he loves his pets. Dimestore Hisoka isn't dealing with this bullshit. This is painful. SHUT UP. Maybe I'll get lucky and these two will kill each other. For fuck's sake just give Manson some subtitles. Charmy continues to be the only decent one. Oh god what the hell now. Yami really needs to eat more fiber. Okay Yami with the baby monsters is the single bright spot in this shitshow of an episode. Even the monsters hate Asta. Oh jesus christ he made him a psychic talking doll of his sister. Yami says no fun and I can get behind that. I hate this show.

Paranoia Agent- I want to hug this lady. I thought Maromi was a girl this entire time. You okay there Maniwa? Okay a roller blading demon sounds hilarious. Fuck off, Bat Boy. Aw shit that's his wife. Nobody ever reads the signs. She's gonna talk him to death. Children are terrifying, you're not missing out on much. Just fill the hole, hole filler! This is exactly how I feel when I say hello to someone and they give me their life story unprovoked. See, kids are awful. Oh hey, you arrested me once! I'm glad these two are getting along. I'm here for this old lady shit talking the monster. You can't even bash an old lady's skull in. Well this awkward. Lil Slugger really failing on this job. Oh shit. Okay the week of dinners thing is kinda weird. Well that's not normal. So then, everyone's gone nuts. Mob- Mob is such a good kid. Torture time! I'm surprised all these guys didn't just kill each other already. Poor kids. I do like the flying car. Don't fuck with Mob. These kids are all great. Teamwork, go! Aww, she likes him. Meanwhile Team Mob one-shots everyone. Mob doesn't fuck around and I love my son. Clover- I don't care how hard up the block is for content, I'm not watching goddamn Black Clover recap.

On the bright side, there is so much Endeavor porn to work through instead of watching Naruto.

Ray Chase: The English dub has finished recording. Toonami fans just looking for something to complain about: BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

Taiju wanted a cell phone and by god Senku's getting him a cell phone.

He works for a TV station, not Burning Crosses Supplies Mart. I don't stalk the man across social media looking for things to complain about in his posts, so I have no idea how "hates racism" and "inconsistent about his mediocre cartoon block" are completely opposite, incompatible traits that a person can have.

Or, and I know this interpretation is totally bonkers here, maybe it just means "Fuck racism" and doesn't have hidden additional selfish meaning?

No spoilers but that was the best first episode of anything.

He's got a good range, I definitely wouldn't associate the boss from Jojo with the twink devil from Black Clover. Being pigeon-holed into a specific niche always gets annoying no matter what your job is, and I can definitely see how constantly playing the bad guy could get on his nerves. Off the top of my head I can think of a couple newer good guys in One Piece he'd fit well for, so that's always an option if he wants a break.

In his defense, jokes are usually supposed to be funny.

The thing to keep in mind with Endeavor's redemption is that this wasn't it. This mini arc is just day one of a long road to him trying to become a decent person. He didn't just flip a switch to instantly win the World's Best Dad award. His kids didn't want to watch him get murdered by a monster, but that doesn't necessarily mean they've forgiven him for his past.

Hero- Hey Icy Hot, I'm gonna fuck your brother. Awwww Icy Hot. This entire family needs a hug. That's surprisingly nice of Garbage Dilf. That's not flying, that's falling with style! Oh, that's horrifying. You can thrust me, Endeavor--I mean, what? Okay Hawks's quirk is cool as fuck. Hawks is my boyfriend. You're just pissing it off now. Heee look at Hawks moonwalk. Aw FUCK it spits out more monsters. You're overheating, take your pants off. Oh cool, feather swords. I'm sure that other mysterious sibling in the flashback who's never been seen or mentioned in present time isn't important at all. JUST DIE ALREADY. Y'know what I'm taking credit for this. Hey there Icy Hot. Joke's on you, this man is literally too angry to die. I kinda love this fanboy kid. This song is a fucking banger. Stop trying to seduce me, angry yelling Seitz. Hey there bird! Aww look at baby Hawks. Teamwork, go! Whichever one of you takes that thing out and survives, I'm fucking. Hey look, character development. I have reached maximum thirst here. PLUS ULTRA. Am I allowed to fuck him now? Well, that's new. Paranoia Agent- I wonder how much the industy's actually changed since they made this episode. Take a rest. I'd watch an entire series of commentary narrated by Maromi. I assume this is just how every assistant manager I've ever worked for feels about how important they are. Get well soon from your paralysis. Shut up, dude. Hey, free plushies! This is how I feel whenever half my coworkers do anything. Just a normal kid rollerblading down the street at full speed, nothing to see here. Aw shit he's in Take On Me now. Y'all I think your show might be cursed. No, you're definitely that dumb. I think Sumo Maromi might be my favorite Maromi here. I hate him. It's real hard to feel any sympathy here. Hey, at least the tape's fine! Take a rest. Take a rest. Take a rest. Take a rest. Take a rest. Take a rest. Take a rest. Mob- Mob is such a good kid. Believe me Ritsu, sibling fights aren't worth it. I love my son. See, even the thugs are wearing masks. Hey, that's our bastard boy! Don't fuck with Mob. Leave my boy alone. I love watching him go ape shit. Mob broke. Love this conman bastard. Yes, it is your fault the kids got kidnapped. Clover- I don't care how few premiers are on the block I'm still not watching fucking Black Clover recap. There is so much Endeavor porn out there and I'm gonna go through all of it.

Really, you're baffled? The fact that it's basically impossible to maintain a simuldub schedule when everyone's working out of their living rooms instead of their professional studios didn't tip you off at all about why we're not getting it immediately?

This is the worst news I've ever heard.

There's probably a lot more work involved with starting a new series from home vs just moving an already in progress dub that was already underway back at the studio. They'll give an update about it when they have information to share.

Me: Proven track record of getting hot fire dudes maimed and/or killed Endeavor: Hot fire dude but also real garbage dad Oh yeah, I like where this is going.

It's a rerun, is there any particular reason they can't chuck it later in the night or off the block once they get their hands on something fresh?

Just keep your hands off people at work, especially if you're in any kind of higher position that has power of someone else's job. Shit ain't that hard.

Tell that to my fuckhole neighbors who have been shooting off fireworks every night for the past week. Y'all ever just wish that someone blows their own hands off with fireworks they went on a four hour road trip to buy from another state?

It's a good day for us all. Hero- LOOK AT MY BABY. Just like All Might, Mirio proves that it doesn't matter how bad you dress as long as you're buff as shit. Mirio is best dad. THE CATGIRLS ARE HERE. I want Eri and that boy to meet and be friends. Ragdoll and Mirio should start a club. Never trust a man who comes with his own dramatic opera music. I refuse to believe Endeavor brings that much happiness. SO MANLY. Oh shit it's Garbage Dilf time. Dragon Waifu! Wash is the hero we need right now. I want Crust to meet Kirishima. BUNNY WAIFU ACQUIRED. I miss Best Jeanist. Helloooooooo Hawks. Garbage Dad's got a new suit. Goddamn I love Mirko. Hawks is my boyfriend, surprising absolutely no one. Yes he's a complete bastard but he's so goddamn cool. He's so fucking angry. This week has set a record by showing all six of my boyfriends in one episode. Ohhh I got a bad feeling about this. Look how cool my new boyfriend is. Even his fans think he's terrible. This is a date. I hope the entire reason he took Tokoyami is because they're both birds. How does Hawks wear shirts? That's not ominous at all. I'll have fun with you, Hawks. AW SHIT. Oh holy fuck it can talk. Wait, Endeavor can fly? Paranoia Agent- Of course not, of course not! This is just a normal reaction to basic math for me. Yep, just seems like a normal math test here. This is why you never get married. Can't blame her, I wouldn't be in the mood to bang after dealing with her. I would beat this womaon to death. Thank you, Lil Slugger. Babies are goddamn terrifying. Yeah, that sounds like a thing that happened. Hey now she's not getting paid to write this shit. This scene is going too well. Okay Lil Slugger coming out of nowhere to hit the dying girl with the bat is kind of hilarious. OH, IT'S A BASEBALL. Yeah. he was definitely at the baseball game in front of all those people that day. To be fair, cake is fucking delicious. I'm not saying I'd eat free food I found on the street but I'm not denying it. Your stories are bad and you can't be in our club. Whelp. Remember, gossip is a bitch. Mob- I always approve of Dimple getting his ass kicked. Never trust Dimple. Nothing improves school like outright blackmail. There's no force stronger than teenage angst. It's nice how that guy's outlook changed so soon after Mob beat him. Nobody wants your ugly vase, lady. Can't con a professional conman. I goddamn love Body Improvement Seitz. And then Ritsu went nuts. Clover- At least if she gets executed she won't have to deal with whatever her brother wants to do. Kill him so that nun can finally know some peace. Hey, look at all these people I hate. Thanks, Jack the Ripper! I'm rooting for Dumbnuttio here. No don't save him, let him die. Hey there Captain Sexy. Oh hey, Manson is speaking at a volume we can hear for a change. That cat deserves to be in a better show. Oh hey, Dimestore Hisoka is here. Can we also lump Noelle into the death penalty here? Joke's on you, they're too dumb to care. Oh good, just in case I forgot that they're all goddamn terrible and I hate them. Yami gives absolutely zero fucks. Y'all remember that they're about to get executed, right? Aren't like half the magic knights nobles? So this is entirely pointless. Oh hey, those two. God I hope most of them get killed by devils. Here, have this shitty bracelet. No, he's not smart enough to run away. I hate you, baby Wizard King.

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