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Yikes.

I mean, she has a point. Slapping "Dr Stone fandub" on your resume is unprofessional and super cringy in general. BRB updating my resume with my gratuitous Endeavor thirst tweets. I'm counting those as significant writing experience.

Cool, Batman.

I had to watch Avdol die goddamn twice. Jojo- RIP our angry goth boy. Maybe he's targeting her because he's just a complete asshole. Thanks for the stone bust but it's kinda useless. Oh hey, somebody's here with a clue. Sweet, we got a name. Kira also thought his stand had no weakness and then he got hit by an ambulance. Oh shit he's got an arrow. I love the phone. I hate that the angry voice does things for me. I got a bad feel about these guys. Huh, is that how stands happen? Wait if this was 1978, how did Avdol get his stand at birth? That was Avdol's silhouette, I miss him. I don't like the drunk dudes' survival odds here. Hey uh what the FUCK. Goddamn Youtubers. Ohhhh that is fucked up. I didn't expect to find a more uncomfortable character than Melone but here we are. Actual phone...or not. And then Mista died, again. Y'all are gonna die. Oh no my idiot son. I'm surprised Mista of all people figured that out. I don't like that. I hope Giorno cal cure all this. Yeet that turtle! YEEE HAAAAW. Mob- Once again, Reigen is best dad. He has become too powerful. Awww Mob. God I love 1000% Reigen. This is the best fight in anything. I need a Reigen in my life to motivate me. I forgot the boss was an old man and not a little girl. "Surviving's a chore even though I'm so special" is a real mood. I still don't trust this ginger. Even Dimple gets a moment in the spotlight. I like the vegetable friends. That's also how I look when I work out. And everyone gets a happy ending. This isn't ominous at all. Meanwhile, bug hunting. Hey, free mushrooms. Clover- For fuck's sake just give that guy subtitles. I'm okay with him failing. Maybe you don't have friends because you're creepy as fuck in general. Yami continues to be the least terrible character. Why doesn't she just transform into the big ugly guy disguise she always used before they revaled she was actually a cute girl? I hope his mom is also a hot bitch like the team alcoholic's was. Fucking christ, they're all like this. Sister fucker is literally the last person who gets to judge anyone for an incest implication. This is painful. Maybe I'll luck out and his creepy dad will kill them all. Funi I am BEGGING you for subtitles. Oh what the fuck. This is a form of pain he's not studying. Introduce him to that obnoxious screaming science girl. Please kill him. Goddammit he's not a serial killer. Huh, dream lady's awake. Oh what the fuck now. I'm disappointed that her siblings aren't dead. So...he let their douche siblings blame her for their mom's death and treat her like shit her entire life for no reason? What the fuck. This is a stupid explanation. You're all garbage, it's impossible to narrow it down.

I straight up have no memory of what happened last time in Jojo. I think everyone's favorite piss kink goth died?

Every time I read that pointlessly long acronym, my hatred for this franchise grows just a little bit more.

I'm sure that artist is very talented and has done a lot of good work but they probably should have paid someone who actually knew how to draw a Naruto that looks like Naruto and not...that.

Little Witch Academia Carole and Tuesday Beastars Devilman Crybaby

To be fair, googling the phrase "goo shooter" is a risky move.

They've got three months. Even if they only put out one episode a month, five weeks of new content is still better than zero.

What, these people are on Twitter but can't figure out how to look up "Series OP" on Youtube?

Y'all: There's no new content coming on the block! It can't survive on reruns! This is a tragedy, Toonami is doomed! Toonami: Hey here's a new show we're airing in a couple months Y'all: Why are they scheduling new content!? There's no guarantee we'll have a completely uninterrupted season! They should have just aired reruns instead! Me, watching you guys lose your minds across the 15 new threads you made this week:

You've spent all this time shitting on One Piece and gleefully claiming that it's been a failure in the states and all that jazz, but 20 year old episodes are doing super well with a mainstream audience and you're smug about that?

Okay that's actually pretty adorable.

The fact that all their announcements were for next year is pretty good confirmation that, barring some major unforseen catastrophe that hits Toonami without affecting AS as a whole, they're already fully greenlit for operations next year regardless of how the rest of 2020 goes. They probably weren't able to announce anything big for the rest of the year because with the pandemic interrupting production on so many series, the plans they already had laid out are now uncertain and contracts can take months to renegotiate. There's probably several dozen emails in the Toonami inbox that look like this: "Okay, you can't guarantee us New Show #1 anymore. Can we have a discount on Slightly Older Show #2, and Beloved Classic Anime #3 instead?" "No, we can't do that. We can give you Slightly Older Show #2 for $$$$, and Bullshit Nobody Wanted #4 for $." "We don't want Bullshit Nobody Wanted #4, what about Average Thing #5 for $$?" "We will consider your offer and get back to you by next Friday." "We will accept $$$$$ for Slightly Older Show #2 and Average Thing #5. Here are the terms for reruns, length of ownership and airing dates." "Hold on, there's an issue with the airing dates. We won't have space available until a month after that, can we change that and update the terms?" And so on probably right up until the show airs.

This didn't age well. Toonami- This pirate show looks cool, I'm in. I don't care about Rick and Morty. I've still never seen any of Blade Runner and I'm not sure how much I'll understand of the new series. Can't wait to piss my pants in horror watching Uzumaki. This definitely looks a lot more accurate style-wise than that weird anthology series they made a couple years ago. I'm always down for a Pillows performance. Okay the Tom and Sara interviewers were the best part of this. Paranoia Agent- Thanks, random cardboard fish monger. Well this is creepy. Nothing can stop the smoooooze. Sweet, free jellybeans! Fuck this TV in particular. I hope she doesn't die. And now, somehow, shit gets even weirder. Tiny Tsukiko is adorable. Awww, real Maromi. Oh this is depressing. This lady needs a hug. I honestly couldn't remember if she died or not and now I'm sad. You are NOT the father. "Fuck this shit I'm out." That's a lot of Maromis. You'd think she could have changed her story the second time around. Nothing to see here, just Hobo Batman yelling at a mentally ill woman while otherworldly sludge flows through the streets. Now it's evil plushie sludge. Oh hey, it's everyone else. The dead wife wasn't sad enough, have a dead puppy to go with it. Cramps are indeed the root of all misfortune. Oh hey, you broke whatever batshit curse this was. Off-brand Hello Kitty is adorable. She's cute with the short hair. Here we go again. Wait is this last scene new? Mob- Reigen is somehow best dad I don't even care how it happened. Awwww look at Tiny Mob and Ritsu. Mob is the best kid and I love him. I'm surprised nobody's beaten the shit out of that ginger kid yet. I like how everyone here is just stupid enough to believe Reigen's the boss. The funniest thing is Reigen treating the evil underlings like a disobedient kindergarten class. The special moves get me every time. Good job, ya blew it. Mob fight scenes are so great. Reigen is best dad. Clover- Can we go back to the old monologue that doesn't suck Asta's dick? STOP SCREAMING YOU JACKASS. Oh good the dumbass lesbian is here. We all want to fuck Yami, get over yourself lady. I like that he's just lighting up a smoke in the hospital wing. This is painful. I hate everything. Thanks for getting rid of the obvious rapist during your panicked flailing. What the fuck IS this? Are they really turning this into a dramatic moment after we just spend five minutes watching her run around screaming like a goddamn lunatic? We get it, men are awful. I like that Yami just walks in sometimes and says "Grow a spine and get over your baggage, loser" and fixes their entire life. This show is really squandering the lesbian squad. OH MY GOD YOU'RE HORNY GET OVER IT. Girls no don't encourage this bullshit. Wait they're not all lesbians? Okay this is the least terrible squad. Yami continues to be the single bright spot in this heinous shit show. Just fuck him already you dumb bitch. Oh what the fuck now.

I'm already horny for this sexy pirate show.

No one: Horikoshi: Did someone say thighs?

Paranoia Agent- And then shit got weird...okay, weirder. It's just a flesh wound. Just let this old man die in peace. He has truly become Dumpster Batman. Remember, never cute mascots. My slutty body pillow on the other hand will never betray me. Oh hey, she drew a Lil Slugger. Follow the sexy imaginary bunny figure. Don't touch anything in that apartment, it must be disgusting. Thanks, Panty Detective! How did y'all miss that when you were investigating this? This scene is somehow the strangest part of the entire series. Why do you even need a new character yet, Maromi's still doing ridiculously well. Uhh that thing is moving. Oh yeah, that'll make her art faster. Hi there, Monster Slugger. Oh hey, her dad. Hi there, bitches. Yes this conversation is going well. Just listen to the demon plushie. It's an ancient sword, or a bat he pulled out of an old man's yard. And then shit got even weirder. Oh no. Mob- Gimp Mask gives a great inspirational speech. Stealthy as fuck, these kids. All of you should join the Body Improvement Club. I'd like to clarify that this fire guy was not my fault. Meanwhile, Mob plays with dolls. I forgot this little ginger fucker was here. Mob is the best kid. And then Dimple got stolen. Mob broke. Hi there, conman. Clover- Oh, this new monologue is infinitely worse. That's your house, technically you've been home this entire time. I'm siding with Charmy on this. I hate you, sister fucker. Oh good we're doing everyone's painfully unfunny character rundown. Bitch are you really worried that he fucked a bird? I hope they all get mauled. Aww, he loves his pets. Dimestore Hisoka isn't dealing with this bullshit. This is painful. SHUT UP. Maybe I'll get lucky and these two will kill each other. For fuck's sake just give Manson some subtitles. Charmy continues to be the only decent one. Oh god what the hell now. Yami really needs to eat more fiber. Okay Yami with the baby monsters is the single bright spot in this shitshow of an episode. Even the monsters hate Asta. Oh jesus christ he made him a psychic talking doll of his sister. Yami says no fun and I can get behind that. I hate this show.

Paranoia Agent- I want to hug this lady. I thought Maromi was a girl this entire time. You okay there Maniwa? Okay a roller blading demon sounds hilarious. Fuck off, Bat Boy. Aw shit that's his wife. Nobody ever reads the signs. She's gonna talk him to death. Children are terrifying, you're not missing out on much. Just fill the hole, hole filler! This is exactly how I feel when I say hello to someone and they give me their life story unprovoked. See, kids are awful. Oh hey, you arrested me once! I'm glad these two are getting along. I'm here for this old lady shit talking the monster. You can't even bash an old lady's skull in. Well this awkward. Lil Slugger really failing on this job. Oh shit. Okay the week of dinners thing is kinda weird. Well that's not normal. So then, everyone's gone nuts. Mob- Mob is such a good kid. Torture time! I'm surprised all these guys didn't just kill each other already. Poor kids. I do like the flying car. Don't fuck with Mob. These kids are all great. Teamwork, go! Aww, she likes him. Meanwhile Team Mob one-shots everyone. Mob doesn't fuck around and I love my son. Clover- I don't care how hard up the block is for content, I'm not watching goddamn Black Clover recap.

On the bright side, there is so much Endeavor porn to work through instead of watching Naruto.

Ray Chase: The English dub has finished recording. Toonami fans just looking for something to complain about: BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

Taiju wanted a cell phone and by god Senku's getting him a cell phone.

He works for a TV station, not Burning Crosses Supplies Mart. I don't stalk the man across social media looking for things to complain about in his posts, so I have no idea how "hates racism" and "inconsistent about his mediocre cartoon block" are completely opposite, incompatible traits that a person can have.