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Just get out before the holidays. God abandons the retail worker on Black Friday. Titan- Fuck you, Zeke. Remember, racism is bad. This is not gonna end well for any of you. Nothing to worry about, just a regular old dance club. It's hard to believe their dad got multiple women to sleep with him. He won them over through sick baseball skills. Oh wait no, he sucks. This is some Endeavor parenting. I'd feel bad for this little bastard if I didn't know what he grows up into. Ya gotta squeal on your folks to save your own ass, kiddo. Shit he was actually kinda cute for a bit there. "The founding titan can fuck with our DNA" sounds like a real bad time. Sterilize everyone sure is a plan alright. Jesus his poor son. You, uh, probably shouldn't trust Eren with that. So his glasses really are just for the aesthetic, like a fucking tool. Well this is depressing. Hug it out, bros. Here, take my old baseball. I'm still waiting to watch Levi murder him. WHELP. Joke's on him, Levi is too angry to die. Food Wars- I'm rooting for the bros and no one else. So did the redhead chick vote to install Erina's shitty dad? Does nobody care that this whole shitshow is partially her fault? Knockers Babe is a good nickname. Everyone else is still totally fucked but who cares. Oh, they'll be fine as long as they have a world-class chef in their club who can beat one of the top 10. Put on clothes you disgusting fuck. Erina, still goddamn terrible. I hate everyone. Soma is absolutely about to get into another food war. What kind of monster tires to kill the chocolate club. I'm constantly surprised that the nerd douche is a student and not a 40-year old man. I'm trying real hard to give a shit about any of this but it's a struggle. What a surprise, Soma tries to start another food war. Oh, it's Alice and Discount Sasuke. I hate Alice and Discount Sasuke but I think I hate the central kids more. Promised Neverland- I still don't trust Phil. I miss Norman. The nice demons are absolutely going to die, aren't they. This is a monster boyfriend who would treat you right. Surely that amulet won't come into play for anything later. Uhhh dude you okay there? Goddammit monster dude, I trusted you! Demon fight, go! Whelp, you're fucked. Sweet, free bunker. This is a nice bunker. Thanks, weird old dude we've never seen before. This place is nicer than my house. Play Freebird! A secret room inside the secret bunker. A secret passage inside the secret room inside the secret bunker. That is a nice bathtub. Things are going way too well, something has to go wrong. Y'all can just not go back for Phil. And now shit goes wrong. Oh that's ominous. Sorry, wrong number. Fire Force- BEAT HIS ASS, BOYS. Man that guy creeps me right the fuck out. To be fair, half the time I long for death with every fiber of my being. I keep forgetting Sho exists. Uhh did they give that boy a lobotomy? Leave that poor kid alone. Oh it's gonna be fun seeing him wreck this creepy bug weirdo. I love this dumbass. Aw shit we fucked up. Fuck you guy, I hate the sun. Oh right, shit's about to blow up. I don't know enough about explosions so I'm just gonna assume Science Dandy is correct on this. Use Maki's brother as a meat shield. This would be a great job for my girlfriend Maki. LET MY WIFE FIGHT. Date me, Captain Sexy. MY WIFE! Punch your brother in the face. Plese don't kill Captain Sexy. Use the other captain's skill as a battering ram. Maki continues to have absolutely zero competition for best girl. Eat shit, zombie lady. God I love my wife. Arthur's ultimate power is just not thinking. BEES. So are y'all fucking or what. Oh hey, Juggernaut's still alive. He's got a potato's will to live. Maki is best waifu.

Sometimes I wonder what the Binging with Babish guy thinks about Food Wars when he's not obligated to shill it for videos. Titan- Don't save Gabi let that other girl stab her. Fuck you, Eren. He's the woooorst. I don't really understand this Ackerman special family power thing but okay. Oh FUCK you, Eren. Beat his ass! Mikasa needs a hug. Fuck it just let him get himself killed. Use Gabi as a human shield. Levi is the best. I'd also hate to deal with Zeke completely sober. I got a bad feeling about this. Oh you piece of shit. Ohhh that's not good. Levi vs 30 titans almost seems like a fair fight. Oh my god this dumb bastard really thinks Levi won't still kill them. Levi's gonna need a hug after this. IT'S LEVI TIME MOTHERFUCKER. Yeah sure, turn into the thing that he's the best at killing, that'll help you. Fuck you, Sasquatch. Nah you should probably kill him now. Oh hey Seitz guy. Shut up, redshirt. I continue to hate this guy. Everyone sucks. And then he died. Levi doesn't fuck around. I hope he broke those glasses just as a bonus "fuck you" to him. Food Wars- The only ones I give even a fraction of a shit about losing their home are the food bros. Oh no, the kids have a water house whatever will they do. This chef is supposed to be threatening but he sounds like the stereotypical math nerd that would get shoved in a locker. Blah blah blah he's super talented whatever, I'm gonna bully this dork for his lunch money. I hate that this show always makes me hungry. I still have no idea why I'm supposed to give a shit about this girl at all. I think what I hate most about this show is that Soma is literally never phased by anything and is always a smarmy overconfident bastard. Okay, you had me at cheese. You like Krabby Patties don't you, Squidward? I hope Erina's shitty dad gave the school janitors a raise for dealing with all the jizz. Erina still being an ungrateful bitch. Obligatory COCK joke. That's some real big talk considering all someone would have to do is take a hammer to your cookin' hand. Promised Neverland- Did you eat my friends, little demon girl? Thanks, armed demon guy. It's cool, they're vegans. I like these two, this won't end well. I accept whatever weird demon god you worship as my personal savior. Wait what. Kids I think your book was wrong. "And some weird, weird humans tried to fuck us." Aw hell we're just on the wrong side of the planet. They're taking this awfully well. This is going way too well. Seriously, just leave Phil behind. Monsters aren't my fetish but, I mean, this guy is real Husband Material for anyone up that alley. Okay I enjoy everyone dragging Ray. I love these kids. This is going waaay too well. Oh, it's really pretty in daylight. Fun time hunting trip with Uncle Demon. That plant is cool. Oh shit I didn't even notice the plant back then. I miss Norman. Oh no, they were terrified and definitely suffered. At least the flower's pretty. Fire Force- Juggernaut is a good boy. Oh no he's not wearing enough layers. If only someone strong like Maki were here to carry him. This is not my fault. Holy shit is Tamaki actually going to do something useful for once? Shut up dude your sister was great. Oh no, you have to fight a badly-themed wrestler. Oh hey Shinra. Ah, it's this asshole. Never trust a man with a plague mask. LET MY WIFE FIGHT GODDAMMIT. Oh that ain't normal. I dare you to read the disgusting horrors of my mind, asshole. Yeah, I can believe that bugs came straight from hell. I love my idiot son. Shit, GUN doesn't work. Okay I kinda hate her brother now. Aim for his dick! I kinda love this villain. Oh my god fuck off your sister's a grown goddamn adult. At this point I almost want her brother to die. RIP best villain. Meanwhile, Tamaki being worst girl. Aw hell it's the Klan. And nothing of value was lost. HEAD. Hiii Vulcan. God I love Captain Sexy. PUNCH. That guy's headbutt attack is cracking me up. Yes yes, you're goddamn terrible and you should feel bad. To be fair, he does look stupid when he runs. Oh shit y'all better run.

I found it, the Most Cursed Furby. Edit: I like that Twitter refuses to actually show that thing so I have to share it myself.

Are people still watching it? Does it pull in ratings on par or better than what comes later? Genuine question, I don't ever look at those.

One year my sister got a Furby for Christmas and I swear to god that thing reeked of battery acid from the moment we took it out of the box. I don't remember how she eventually got rid of it but I'm sure one day she'll just find it sitting on her couch with no explanation and they'll have to torch the entire building.

Titan- Aw shit what is this. Oh fuck you, Zeke. I can't wait to see Levi kill him. Levi is the best. Sasha's family is so nice. Cook guy is nice and I'm glad he cares about Sasha's family. I miss Sasha. Oh hey, it's the main characters. Booze! Casual racism ahoy. The hell kind of excuse is that, he needs help shitting his pants? Gabi, still the fucking worst. Kill them, cook guy. Falco is a good kid but damn does he make bad choices. Yes I know she's a child soldier who's been raised to be hella racist but I still hate her. We all loved Sasha. You keep her name out of your fucking mouth before someone knocks your teeth out. Everyone needs a hug. You're a good dude, Sasha's dad. Don't worry I hate you enough for everyone. FUCK HER UP, GIRL. Aw shit the wine is poison. Oh FUCK you, Zeke. Falco just can't catch a break. Don't feel bad about yourself, I absolutely would have murdered that child too. I always forget this ginger fucker exists and I hate him. Goddammit Eren this is all your fault. Food Wars- Man this guy just makes my skin crawl. Wow what a surprise, this guy's a douche. I do enjoy the cooking bros. No way, you're suggesting a food war that's totally unexpected. I have no idea who any of these people are and I truly do not give a shit. Oh no, the poor little rich girl will lose her hiding place while everyone else just flat out loses their home. Whelp, sucks for y'all. I'm constantly surprised every time Erina isn't acting like a total bitch. Yeah sure, let's flash back to the festival that was literally a week ago. Cry harder I have zero emotional connection with any of you. Call your hot dad for help. I still want him to lose and suffer. So why did y'all vote to make the douche the boss anyway? Yeah sure evict them all, who give a fuck. Promised Neverland- I've heard enough about this season to know I'm going to be disappointed. Oh shit that's a big monster. I think our compass is broken. Ray you're supposed to be smart, don't make people scream and draw attention. Hey check out this weird pen I'm sure it won't be important. Huh, that's different. "TOUCH ME" is a weird message to leavea bunch of children. I miss Norman. Those sure are some suspicious sea anemones literally nowhere near a sea. I still don't trust Phil and you should just leave him. Hi there, monsters. Oh that ain't good. Nah man I don't think that's perfectly safe. Goddammit Emma! Well that girl sure looks ominous. Man these demons kinda suck at their jobs. Is Emma still dying here? This little girl is a friendly demon isn't she. It's fine, she's a nice demon who won't eat your face. Fire Force- I love Arthur he's so goddamn stupid. Oh hey it's Maki's brother. Remember, use Tamaki as a human shield. Juggernaut is a good boy. Tamaki, still worst girl. And then everyone blew up. Zombies, you say. Oh fuck it was this guy's last mission before getting married, he's screwed. OH FUCK, it was this guy's last mission before having a new baby, he's screwed. "My life flashed before my eyes and it was pathetic, so I'll be fine." He immediately died. This is actually hilarious. What even is his body. This entire squad is ridiculous. Whelp, that's no way to get ahead in life. Titties. Go ahead and kill Tamaki, it's fine. Once again, look at Tamaki's tits while she goes through a near death experience! Oh hey Shinra. Oh hey, not Shinra. Oh dang she's pretty. Juggernaut is a good boy. Good thing he has all those layers. Clover- Is the filler over yet?

I promise to try even harder to kill Endeavor this season.

The government wouldn't let me have a tax refund if they knew what I'd spend it on.

No. I guarantee you that David Productions did not tip off Toonami in advance, months before they announced the anime, so that they could put together a subtitled miniseries that had absolutely fuckall to do with Jojo. There's a huge difference between "We're planning a special one-night only program, can we air these specific episodes in Japanese?" and "We're going to air this 40+ episode series in Japanese and then, several months later, air the entire thing in English again."

They're not gonna pay to air the same show in two different languages.

Titan- I always forget she's locked in a giant crystal. He wasn't gonna molest the titan crystal, he swears! I'm blaming Eren for this. Okay lady what's your deal here. She's just here to watch some carnage, I guess. I like this guy, it's gonna suck when he inevitably dies. Aw shit she's playing all of them isn't she. Obligatory fuck you, Zeke. Whelp, that could have gone better. And then shit blew up. Goddammit Eren. Oh all of you randos are absolutely going to die immediately. Where's Levi? Might wanna check that Levi hasn't killed Zeke yet. I trust this old guy. Surely all of this will go well. Mikasa knows what's up. God I love Hange. Oh hey, Sasha's family. Oh shit it's pack mule. Food Wars- Hot dad! Damn you kids are dumb and this is gonna bite you in the ass. Put on pants you weirdo. I don't trust Creepy Dad Dandy. Ohhh this is gonna get all weird and incesty isn't it. Get the hell out of my room you weird old man. So then, she was always an unlikable bitch. I'd still probably pick that out of the trash can like a feral raccoon. Oh, so he's the one who made her a complete bitch. Yeah this escape attempt will go well. Yes, run away. Shut up, worst Sasuke. I agree, Erina sucks. Send her to hot dad. Oh hey, is Megumi actually going to be useful for a change? She's literally on the school campus, how hidden can she be? Look at the sad abused girl's tits, look at them! I do enjoy the bros. Erina, still fucking terrible. Fire Force- Maki is my girlfriend. I'd like to marry your daughter, sir. God please just date me. Huh, she has a brother? Her mom is also pretty. Awww, he's a good dad. Oh no he's gonna kill GUN dude. I love her so much. I love this entire family. Oh right, that's where they went last season. Hi, Captain Sexy. Her brother's definitely about to die isn't he. Well that's different. Aw fuck it's the fire bug. Aw shit it's a bomb. RIP brother, you were cute. This is not my fault. Oh, he's alive. Donkey dick. I hate you, Lisa. Hiii Captain Sexy. Tell your dad to fuck off. Fuck you too, gun man. Date me, Captain Sexy. Arthur you poor dumb idiot. This is horseshit let my buff wife do her job. Everyone loves Maki. Oh I hate this other girl. Let my buff wife do her job! Hi there, ugly ceiling guy. Oh yeah this is gonna go just great. Clover- No. Gridman- Akane's gonna need a hug after this. I love how her mom just goes with it. Uh Rikka might be dead now. Anti turned out to be a good kid after all. Shut up, fancy alien. "Fabricated meat thing" is how I'd describe myself most days. They'll help her with the power of friendship and also these mechas. Get in the robot, Shinji. Anti's helping! Shut up and just thank him for helping you. RIP albino, you tried your best. Oh that ain't good. Oooh, sweet new armbands. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO. Aw hell he can't die. Dude just play a dating sim or something. My idea city would have way more naked dudes. Whelp, Gridman's dead. Oh this is new. This is the power of friendship and violence. Aww, she finally accepts them as her friends. Eat shit, Alex. This is spiral power, bitch! I'm not entirely sure what just happened but damn am I here for it. Can we have lesbians now? Aww, she got her girlfriend a present. Somebody better fuck god before this is over. Nobody got to fuck god. Bye, Gridman. It's fine, the evil immortal alien is stuck in this hamster cage. Bye, Sword Dandy and Pals. Wait is our albino hobo still alive? Oh hey, the little hobo girl is here too. Wait what? Was this all just a game of Sims?

The fact that GXP is rated so high is causing me real, physical pain.

Me too, Deadpool.

It's fun remembering how JYB was in Power Rangers and I've technically had a crush on him for damn near 30 years. Titan- I hate this child. Reiner's having a bad day, again. Maybe he betrayed you because you're terrible. Hello there, random kid. This is a good kid. Gabi is fucking awful. Oh no isn't that Sasha's family? This is gonna go so, so bad. This lady's just here to see some carnage. Man I love Hange. Kill them, Hange. I always forget this guy exists but when I remember him, I hate him. Hange needs a nap and probably a hug. She's definitely got a crush on Mikasa. Aw shit they're gonna execute that lady. Horses are terrifying. Thank you, horse. I like that Gabi's original plan was to steal some horses to escape but also can't ride a horse. Welcome to the orphan farm. Oh fuck off, child. Uh oh she knows. I hate her so much. Oh, that's horrifying. Remember, racism is bad. This good child needs a hug. At least Falco is a decent person. Sasha was the best. Get in line, Levi has first dibs on Zeke's head. Food Wars- I still have no idea who that girl is or why I should give a fuck. I hate you all. Just accept that you're ahead you overachieving jackass. Blah blah blah, history repeats, whatever. So then everyone lost and this was all pointless. Oh I'm gonna hate this overly fancy shit. Okay I can respect a bitch that constantly eats. I also don't trust my coworkers to do anything. I really hope the school janitors get paid well for cleaning up all these orgasms. Stop crying you little bitch. I miss you, hot dad. Oh what the fuck now. Who ordered the Daddy Issues? Shut up, Soma. Oh what the fuck now. Yeah sure this'll go well. Fire Force- Hey Captain Sexy. Sorry about your dead wife, buddy. Titties. Date me, captain. Shinra no she's a nun. Haa her little cobra arm. Bless this shotgun, amen. Religion sure is hard when it's just a cover for creating an apocalypse. Oh right, her entire orphanage died. Hibana, in a rare moment when she's not being goddamn terrible. Aw hell somebody's on fire. Whelp, so much for the priest. Well that's depressing. Iris needs a hug. Well, I've had worse dates than this. Oh right, he has weird visions of her naked crazy doppelganger. Meanwhile, oh fuck what's going on. I have no memory of this guy. Go ahead and kill her. Man I wish I got to look at porn for my job. Fucking christ this is painful. To the titty bar! Man, this started out as a good episode. That was awful and I hate everything. Clover- No. Gridman- Oh right, he got stabbed. Aw hell she cut the phone lines. Y'all better drive fast. Good thing she only stabbed him with a little pocket box cutter. Oh good, her friends are okay. Maybe you shouldn't have been so shitty to that poor albino kid. Oh I don't want to know what that alien has planned. Aw shit that's a lot of kaiju. Huh, did they not know he was a kaiju? To be fair, seeing Gridman fight them was awesome. I love watching those things run like mascots. Damn, he's doing a lot better than I expected. Her mom is super chill about all of this. Sweet, upgrade that thing. I keep forgetting he has amnesia. Well, that's new. Wait what, you're not a real person? I'm not entirely sure what's going on here but it's gonna be fun to watch. I love her mom. God I love this shit. Depression sure is a bitch. Girl you're destroying her town and killing her friends of course it involves her. Lesbians. Oh no you go away. Aw fuck that's not gonna end well.

Burnout is real, take care of yourself.

When Black Clover does eventually get back to canon I will have to be dragged back kicking and screaming to watch it. Titan- Hange is the best. You call it disheveled, I call it quarantine style. Aw shit what's he gonna do with the queen. I always forget how freakishly short Levi is. Oh right, Mikasa's the only Asian in the country. Congratulations, you're the last descendant of the baby everybody forgot. Ancestral family trauma besties! Zeke stole that from a dude he murdered. Greed is a great motivator. You should probably not trust Zeke. Aw hell they're gonna make Historia a baby factory. I'm with Eren, fuck Zeke. Nevermind, fuck you Eren. Aw shit she's pregnant. Never trust a bunch of old drunk white dudes. Historia no have some standards. I wonder what would happen if you titan'd a fetus. Iiiii've been workin' on the raaaaaaaailroad. Levi is short and doesn't like it. Everybody get on the boat. I miss Sasha. Make Levi a titan and the war will be over in 40 minutes. I love these idiots. Sasha was supposed to live a long life. Oh they're definitely gonna have to kill Eren. Connie needs a hug. Titan Levi, still on the table. Food Wars- I hate you all. Your competition doesn't have to be 100% perfect to beat the piss out of you. I do like the Food Power Rangers. I have no memory of this guy. Shut up, bald dudes. My mouth hurts just watching these people. I'd eat my own leg before I stood in that line. Did he just stick an egg in the middle of that meatball? Okay but that still sounds like an absolute bitch to make in large quantities. Meanwhile, more people I don't care about. This fucker's still here? I was hoping it'd be hot dad and I'm so goddamn disappointed. I forgot these three were still shitting up the place. Who the fuck is this? Am I supposed to know who Harry Potter here is? Is she even allowed to work another booth? Don't these kids have their own shit to do? The real food stall was the friends you made along the way. Okay you had me at chocolate. Who the fuck is that!? Fire Force- Everything is going to hell but at least Arthur is having fun. This kid needs a hug. And now everyone has cancer. Shoot him. Huh, that guy was actually pretty alright in the end. Meanwhile Inca's 90% of the way to an orgasm. Now I feel bad for him for his adoptive garbage daughter. I hate Uncle Reaper so much. Who am I even supposed to root for here? I hate you, weird hyperactive ghost man. Thanks I guess, grown man who enjoys beating the shit out of small children. Nah dude, this shit is weird. Inca, still the fucking worst. Oh right, people died here. Fuck you moon. Here kid, this is your dad now. Man get off your Gameboy. Captain Sexy is too buff for you to threaten. Go ahead and kill Science Dandy, see if I give a shit. Of course they knew, they probably put that girl in there. I've seen Monsters Inc, I know you can find a new source. Date me, Captain Sexy. Date me, Vulcan. He'll build his own generator! With blackjack! And hookers! Well that's an unexpected twist. Oh his kawaii eyes are creepy. You should definitely worry about what they're doing to that kid. Clover- Absolutely the fuck not. Gridman- Now that's an early commercial. Here kids have some existential crisis. Akane broke. How dare these bitches be nice and include her in their plans. He's right, I don't sleep. It's funny when the little one kicks him in the shins. Fuck you, door! Huh, that's different. This is going way too well. And green boy was never seen again. Depression sure is a bitch even if you're god. Oh right, midterms. Man if you're a sensitive immature god, high school would be the absolute worst place to send yourself. Poor albino kid. Even the kaiju looks depressed. That poor thing just wants to die. Oh hey, surprise attack. That poor thing just wants to die. Aww, he brought her the umbrella. Look with your special eyes! Aw shit that thing ain't dead. Whelp, that can't be good. RIP repair kaiju. Well, that could have gone better. PLAYER THREE HAS ENTERED THE GAME. He's a nice kaiju now. Oh yeah I am here for this shit. I'm proud of you, you weird little albino freak. She's about to hit that thing with a bat. Oh fuck.

Or they have some completely justified concerns about their movie being immediately pirated to hell and back with a VOD release. Theater bootlegs are way less of a concern because fewer people are going to settle for watching a shit quality video from someone's phone, with all the recorder's natural movement and background noise included.

I'd guess that a theater-exclusive release was a mandate from Japanland, where it made approximately 75 gajillion money.

Whelp, they probably already spent the money on it before it turned into such a trainwreck so might as well air it. I still don't trust Phil.

Queen is my friend and I'm just happy that she's happy. Titan- I'm sure this isn't gonna be depressing at all. Can titans swim? Hange is the best. Levi, about to murder something. I keep hearing "Paradis" as "Parody". It's a mutiny! Well hey, you made a friend. Sasha. Hange's having a great time. Yeah, Levi killed them all in about 20 minutes. Oh, she's already a spy. Shocking that Marley's plan of ruining peoples' lives and then drafting them into their military didn't turn out well. I don't trust Bigfoot. Oh right, Crysta's the queen. I forgot all of this. Oh damn they don't even have radios? Man they just walked right into that trap. Levi is the best. Oh my god Sasha you can't just ask people why they're black. And then it was Food Wars. Oh they fuckin. Racism is bad, got it. SASHA NO. Yeah yeah we get it, racism is bad. This guy needs a hug. Connie needs a hug. I like this guy, I hope he doesn't die painfully. God I love Levi. Aw fuck they're backstabbing them. I can't wait to watch Levi fucking kill him. I hate this child. Oh shit he's been talking to her. Eren looks slightly less like shit after a decent shower. Food Wars- And now for something completely different. I hate you all. Shut up Megumi. Soma losing makes me happy. I don't care how they did, show. Erina, still the worst. Who gives a fuck if Megumi fails it's not like she does anything anyways. I hate that guy a little less when he actually wears clothes and that's how you know I hate this show. What kind of pretentious sack of shit demands reservations for their school festival booth. Everyone, still awful. I have no idea who this girl is. I feel myself age a decade every time I watch this show. I could go for some noodles. Alice is also goddamn terrible. Shut up, worst Sasuke. I miss you, hot dad. Fire Force- Maybe I'll luck out and the terrible people will all kill each other. Maki is my girlfriend. Kick my ass next please. Helloooo. I'll admit I wasn't expecting surprise body vibrator but I'll take it. Vulcan where did that little gocart come from? Just use Tamaki as a human shield. Inca is the fucking worst. Again, nothing more badass than a dude who only fights the weak and children. This poor kid. Okay sexy nurse's power is cool as shit. FIRE ZOMBIES. You're fired, dude. I enjoy him getting called out on being a dumbass. I appreciate all the sideboob here. Someone hug this kid. Shut up, evil ghost weirdo! Uhhh hey kiddo you okay there? Boy that escalated quickly. Ah fuck my boyfriend's radioactive now. I love my idiot son. Jesus the kid is nuclear. This is not the time for your weird danger fetish. Oh, now you won't fight the small child. Surprising save from this asshole. Arthur is the best. I miss you, Donkey Dick. Date me, Vulcan. Just jam the goddamn lightsaber in the hole! Everyone hates plasma girl. This is a weird episode for teamups. Vulcan weaponizing Arthur's stupidity is goddamn hilarious. Oh right, the radiation. Clover- Man, it's gonna suck when I eventually have to start paying attention to this show again and lose my weekly midnight manicure slot. Gridman- Here we go again. Oh, that's creepy. Aw hell he's got super amnesia now. Oh that ain't normal where's Thunder Thighs. Where is home? Are we fucking? You ever just wake up with no idea who you are and fuck god? Oh good, she didn't get erased from existence or anything. Join the Body Improvement Club. I'm real confused about what's going on here. At least green boy is normal. She's going to fuck all of them. Just a giant fancy alien butler, nothing to see here. Oh they fuckin. Draw on them while they're asleep. Huh, that's a weird kaiju. Doesn't everyone dream of fucking god? I continue to just feel bad for this little albino jackass. Well kid at least you tried. Just a casual stroll through the cemetery with your girlfriend, like a normal person. Oh they fuckin. Green boy knows he can't get laid even in his dreams. Sorry god, everyone would rather fuck Gridman than you. Now back to our regularly-scheduled fight already in progress. Everybody get in the computer. My inner six year old loves watching them combine and hit things. Whine harder, albino. Have you considered just walking up and stabbing him?

MY BRAND. Titan- Sasha didn't get to have dinner. Food Wars- Soma is obnoxious and shouldn't have any friends. I'm surprised Meat Meat is actually doing something nice for another person. Erina, still the fucking worst. Stop helping him you idiot. I'll be honest, spicy food makes me cry. My mouth hurts just hearing this. Megumi is still awful. Alice is slightly more tolerable than Erina. Man munchkin teacher is dumb. Kill them and hide their bodies as ingredients. I need a gallon of milk just watching this. PUT ON PANTS YOU GROSS WEIRDO. I do enjoy the bros. Everyone stop fighting you're all goddamn terrible. I miss Soma's hot dad. "Reliable" is one of the last words I'd use to describe Megumi. Come back to us, hot dad. The Monopoly money is proof of how much each shop sells as opposed to using, y'know, actual money. Please stop singing. The janitors at this school don't get paid enough. Fire Force- Whelp, y'all sure fucked this kid up somethin' fierce. Vulcan is the best driver. Meanwhile, Shinra's dying. Nerd fight. Science Dandy runs like an old man. And then they got killed by a doll. Maki is my girlfriend. BEAT HER ASS, GIRLFRIEND. Dude, murdering the kid as soon as his powers show up is the opposite of what you're supposed to do. Oh that is awful. Date me, Vulcan. This is why people put googly eyes on their roombas. Be mean to kids and they'll get angry, no shit lady. That thing's fart power makes me die a little inside. Once again Maki has absolutely zero competion as best girl. Oh fuck me it's a whole army of weirdass fart clown robots. Well these directiosn are worthless. Use Tamaki as a human shield. It's fine, Captain Sexy is here. Get out of here, overexcited ghost bastard! Why would you bring Iris there is literally nothing she can do here. Date me, Obi. Inca, still the worst. This lady does have a good outfit. Just let these two assholes kill each other. Huh, sideboob bitch actually comes in handy for a change. Please tell me this isn't gonna be a giant fart clown robot. Of course it's a giant fart clown robot. Clover- Again, nope. Gridman- Nothing to see here, just some totally normal transfer students I'm sure. Hey there, Samurai Dandy. That does indeed sound like a shitty band name. I just feel bad for that poor albino freak. I don't think you guys are gonna beat the other class's Copyright Infringement: The Play. Is that a MECHA GODZILLA because I am 100% here for it. They're right, it is a good model. Green boy is desperate to get that Mega Zord and I understand. Is she really your friend though? You're really bad with girls, kiddo. She's got a point, MECHA GODZILLA is so much cooler than this festival. Get that boy a sandwich. I think he might have rabies. You really sure you wanna call this girl your friend? And then lesbians. "Tee hee, you have no free will!" LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh this is awesome. Dude, that was tits. What are they wearing. Whelp, now the crazy god girl is talking in your mind. At least the weird alien guy supports her.