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Why do you keep randomly going into italics mid-sentence for the rest of the post every time you bring up the virus? It's weird.

That is such a specific award. Hero- I love these kids. FRIENDSHIP ROPE. Shut up, Mineta. WORK SON. I love Hatsumei. Let that girl sleep. Nothing to see here, just two random bystaners. This is going well. You gotta kill them, Deku. Do it for the views, Gentle. His face. Oh, he's reverse Luffy. You can't beat his mustache. "That's the kid who blew up his own fingers." God I love Mirio's stupid ass. Awww Jiro. You could always call Bakugo and let him murder them. FINGER BLAST, GO. Stay inside, old man. And pose! I love the fancy Youtube man. It's just a prank, bro. Okay the bouncy construction site looks fun as hell. Just casually dropping a steel beam at an old man, no big deal. Those dresses are cute. Oh no what does her quirk do. Demon Slayer- "Hey kids, hit me with these sticks!" This needs the Mulan song. Well, you almost did it. Fuck this gourd! I love this bird. You suck, kid. She scares me. That's one angry pig. STOP SCREAMING. I like her, she's quiet. Oh boy, time for a tragic backstory. Well that's ominous. This shure is depressing. Crazy girl's sister sure looked a lot like Nezuko. Make it rain, girls. She's our urchin now! So then, she's depressed loli Two Face. STOP SCREAMING. And then they got stabbed. Swords are his fetish. The fuck, pig boy? Good job, make your swords weaker for the aesthetic. Oh hey, he caught her. Still needs the Mulan song. I feel like they should give new slayers this kind of training before they start going off to fight demons. MY DAUGHTER. Meanwhile, demons. Paranoia Agent- I love this OP. This is also how I feel with math. I still kinda want a Maromi plushie. This show really nailed the "nervous woman getting off the bus in a secluded area at night" vibe. My boss would just tell me to get back to work because we're understaffed. What a douche. I would assume that she just misrembered some details verses made the entire thing up. Titties. They're right, goddamn kids should just play Fortnight. Man I hate that guy. Ohh that's creepy. Fuck off, guy. The old woman fleeing after seeing a violent assult isn't that surprising, creep. Big deal, I hate my coworkers too. That guy is the worst. Kids are terrible. Yeah just keep harassing the injured woman, jackass. He got what he deserved. I could go for some BBQ too. Clover- Boy I sure am glad that we're not gonna run out of Black Clover episodes. Maybe these two will kill each other. "The Hateful" as a title that definitely belongs to me. Don't apoligize when you're fighting for your life, you moron. Tits out and trying to kill someone I hate, that's living the dream right there. MECHA SHIVA. Oh right, Yuno's in this show. I forget tht Charmy's not actually like 10 years old. I fucking hate Tinkerbelle. "Oh, I'm in hell" is also how I feel 90% of the time I watch this show. Draw girls with big titties like a normal weeb. MY FOOD. Oh now she's pissed. At least if she dies she doesn't have to be in Black Clover anymore. Well that's new. This show actually has a good idea for once? Oh thank god, it's Jack the Ripper. So have they explained what the fuck's up witn Yuno or nah? Oh right, he had that necklace. What is this bullshit? Jojo- Last time, Giorno got maimed by a toilet shark. They have a point, killing Giorno first is the smartest move. They're as gay as their fashion sense is bad. Great job on shooting Giorno, kiddo. Huh, did he figure out how to trick the tongue? Fishtank. The others are trying but they're dumb. Meanwhile, Giorno's drowning. Watching Giorno pop in and out of tiny pots and bowls is hilarious. How's he saying it? Aw shit it's a trap. And then they blew up. I'm sure the abandoned ladybug won't be immportant. Well, this could be going better. Just look for the people in the ugliest clothes. Narancia isn't smart enough to pull a trick like that. Jesus christ orange boy. Ohh, Giorno gave him a new tongue. Aww, that's actually really sweet. Oh fuck it was a trap. Man, the rest of these people are surprisingly chill about all this. Oh hey Giorno. NO DON'T GET ON A PLANE.

Does constantly stealing this John Oliver joke make you feel like you're actually funny?

I took that to mean they have contracts in place through that year. If the money's already been spent, AS is better off just airing whatever it is than letting the show go to waste.

Because "Oh, the cartoon block is showing an old anime show" is definitely what anyone gives a shit about nowadays.

Y'know, Toonami's survival odds are probably higher now than normal. If Adult Swim cans it in the next few months, it's not like they really have much to replace it with beyond their own reruns that probably won't pull in super great ratings either. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They didn't even get Inuyasha: Final Act's title right.

"Funimation ends up on the production crew for an anime that's a faithful adaptation of a fanservicy manga." Okay, and....?

Let's be honest here. Evangelion 4.0: You Can (Not) Premier was gonna get delayed again anyway.

Yeah, Demarco loves Bebop and I'm sure it'll be back sooner or later. But why specifically do you think it'll be the lead-in at the start of the block vs towards the middle or end of it?

Why do you think Bebop in particular is the top choice?

Shut the fuck up, some of us are having fun.

I have been staring at Mirio's sweet ass for weeks now. Hero- Oh god Mirio what are you doing. Oh my god his ass jiggles. I like that Aizawa's right there and he just assumes Eri is Mirio's kid. Eri's so cute I love her so much. Mineta, still the worst. Mirio confirmed for best dad. Shut up, Douche Rogue. Okay that play sounds fantastic. DANG. Meanwhile Tamaki has a nervous breakdown. I love Mei so much. Hi there, random Shinso. SHE'S SO CUTE. Awwww I love Nezu. I like Mina's suit. WAIT WHAT. Oh no you're gonna disappoint Eri. Oh good he still gets to dance. And we're back to breaking fingers. Dang he snatched that right out of the air. Mei's so great. Hiiii buff Might. I could go for some tea. Calm down kiddo. I goddamn love the fancy Youtube man. La Brava is my spirit animal. Surely this plan won't go awry. His soul AND his mustache! I feel like we need a reminder here that she's 21 and just really short. Demon Slayer- No, you should probably fear for his safety. Maybe they'd like you better if you shut up. Inosuke being surprisingly quiet here. Oh hey, he's awake. I fear her. Even his mask is crying. Huh, is he finally becoming competent while awake? Spoke too soon, false alarm. Shut up. Beat his ass, girls. This is his fetish. She kinda creeps me out. Aww, they're so cute. Good luck. kiddo. Where is my daughter. Here, have some gourds. That's one big fucking gourd. She scares me. Well that's depressing. Food Wars- I still don't give a shit, show. I don't remember who any of these people are. Correction, I only remember the French guy. Because French food is tasty as shit, simple answer. I don't know what you're talking about, I will literally never turn down carrots. Gee I'm sure he'll lose to all these scrubs that we'll never see again. I miss you, hot dad. Nothing would make me happier than to see him fail. Goddammit. What IS it with this kid and eggs? I can only understand about half of what this French guy's saying. Haaaa, eat shit Soma. Goddammit just let him suck. I'm not lucky enough for anyone I hate to have failed. What in the fuck. The bros are still the best characters. I'm rooting for Wolverine here. I hate Soma. Black Clover- I will hate them forever for saving the sister fucker. Oh right, these two exist. You're all terrible except Charmy. Noelle continues to be fucking unbearable. Hey look, two people I don't hate! Your name is Nozzle you don't have the right to be shitty to anyone. Shut up Noelle you're awful. Have some fucking standards, Mimosa. Oh good, douche brother's coming too. You can go ahead and kill this little bastard too. There are exactly two people here I don't want to see die painfully. That is just a walrus in disguise. At least angry fire lady is having fun. Hold up they had their own pet lion? Aww, they really do love each other. Jojo- My babies! Oh sweet, new OP. Mista is a man of my own heart. I love these idiots. Even Abbacchio gets involved. You okay there Bruno? Aww Narancia is a good kid. Boss has always been a deadbeat I guess. Y'all can go ahead and kill him. Oh no what now. SOUP SHARK. Ouuuch. Oh no, they're stupid. OUCH. This is gay and I'm here for it. Well that can't be good. I love my idiot son. Yeah his tongue just fell off on its own. Fugo must have taken the team's brain cells with him. Thank god we've got Bruno. Whelp, they're screwed. Oh, that's how that works. I like that none of them realize he's acting weird at all. Oh my god. Abbacchio you pissed in a teapot you don't get to judge anyone else. Jesus christ Narancia. Thank you Giorno. Goddammit. Oh fuck yes this ED slaps.

I've been staring at that thing for weeks.

Me too, Yuyu.

You're all welcome.

This is one of my favorite episodes of MHA this season so we're in for a treat.

It's not that we think "Nah, this plot point in SAO can't possibly be that bad." It's more that we think "Oh god, this sounds awful and poorly written. What fresh hell awaits us?" and then it turns out even worse than we expected, because this series started at rock bottom and just keeps bringing out the jackhammer to go deeper.

One time I set the OP for this show as my wake up alarm and legit started having nightmares whenever I hit the snooze button.

For a second there I thought this was the title of yet another unappealing light novel that got greenlit for yet another mediocre anime.

Might not wanna celebrate just yet: Ah hell, they're gonna have to cut down Paranoia Agent's OP aren't they.

Full disclosure here I am 100% just going off of memory of episodes I watched years ago because I refuse to spend any amount of time fact checking this shit. Wasn't Yui meant to be an actual in-game feature of Sword Art Online: The Game from the beginning, as some kind of weird virtual therapist helper AI for players? And then Kayaba intentionally went in and screwed with her programming to disable her, and our super special hero couple found her after she spontaneously generated for them because (god I hope I'm remembering this wrong) these two were the only people to ever feel true happiness in the game? I can't imagine the mass murderer developer went to all the trouble of creating a system like that from scratch, kept it a secret from all his employees working on the game, and then just changed his mind and kneecapped it at the last minute when he decided he'd rather commit genocide on gamers. Someone else had to have worked on her, and that wouldn't have stayed a secret during the inevitable deep investigation that would have been done over the course of the game to try to rescue the thousands of hostages. He didn't murder his entire staff before releasing the game (wait, did he?); that was a significant feature, it's impossible that nobody else ever discovered TherapyBot existed and passed that information on, unless literally every single person outside of Kirito's video games is totally incompetent at their jobs. Wait hold on, mystery solved.

Oh hell yeah.

Okay so here's the question I've had about this entire arc in SAO. So this Wrath company spent years of development and untold amounts of money to creating this elaborate video game system as a means of creating their perfect AI...but why was that even necessary? Yui's existed for years in-universe as a fully realized AI capable of free will and autonomous thought, and has also shown to be completely devoted to its owners in a way that Alice probably isn't capable of. The thing at the center of this conflict already exists elsewhere, and nobody ever says "Hey, that sure sounds a lot like their weird virtual daughter." The crazy guy didn't program the entire game on his own, somewhere there have to be some programming notes that go into detail about how to make their own version of exactly what they're fighting over.