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I genuinely hope that 1-B got the same fight against Mirio that 1-A had at the end of season 3, because the thought of Douche Rogue copying that power and then falling through the floor naked and screaming until he passed out is hilarious to me.

If you're willing to pay hundreds of dollars, you can find plenty of Tamaki figures on Ebay that are probably suspiciously stained.

Sorry princess you're just going to have to settle for the merch that the companies are willing to make.

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This is a double whammy that does critical damage to me. Titan- Yeah this is going just great. Goddammit child. This timeskip was good for Jean. Hi Levi! Just kicks him in the face immediately. I have no idea who this old guy is. This is going way too well, someone's about to die. They should probably get away from that open door. Sasha's right, you can't eat your beard. Gabi needs a hug. Revenge is wrong and only makes things worse, got it. Whelp, so much for that guy. Aw fuck she's got a way up. This isn't gonna end well. FUCK. Well now I hate this child, throw her off the blimp. I don't think Sasha's okay, guys. My last words will also probably be "Are we eating soon?" Well tossing these particular kids out of the air ship will help me feel better. Packmule is looking rough. Uh somebody might wanna tell Levi and the others what just happened. Fuck you, Zeke. Let Levi murder some children. Aw shit it was all a ruse. Levi's gonna fucking kill you one day, Sasquatch. Reminder that Eren sucks. Aaaand I'm crying. Fuck you, Eren. Food Wars- I'd like to get off this ride please. Fuck off, Megumi. I don't know any of you kids but I hate all of you. I don't care, show. No let him do it and get expelled. Erina, still the worst. Titties. Oh, he is short. It seems a lot easier to get out that food when you have an army of identical clones to do the work for you. I am really fighting to pay attention to this shit but I don't care at all. Put some pants on, you disgusting weirdo. I hate Erina so much. Oh, bowl guy. Meat Meat is also awful. I hope he loses and cries. Fire Force- Fuck off Lisa he's my boyfriend now. I love Arthur he's so damn stupid. Gorilla to the face. Tiny Shinra needs a hug. Jesus science Dandy where the hell did you come from. Wow what a shock he was working for them. Nobody cares, Dandy. Whelp, that sucks. Yeah just go walking into the evil science lab, this'll go well. Captain Sexy's gonna get himself killed and yiou can't blame me for it. I feel bad for this kid. I don't trust Uncle Reaper. RUN AWAY, CHILD. Go away, weird mental ghost asshole. Leave the poor kid alone. Uncle Reaper fucking sucks. Oh yeah nothing makes you feel like a badass like beating the shit out of small children. At least Dandy knows he's going to die. I got a bad feel about this, Scoob. My dude he used to be a lab rat, he knows what you're doing. BEAT HIS ASS. This could be going better. Clover- No. Gridman- "Okay so this random hobo child said she was a kaiju and our classmate is an omnipotent god." Hey there, albino kiddo. He stole the sandwiches. RIP sandwich. Sure, just casually ask her if she's a god over lunch or something. Oh she's thirsty alright. Kid you're gonna have to fuck god. Bitch you're trying to kill him of course you're not his friend. I love that they use the Inferno Cop music. "You're a god disguised as a high schooler!" is really on the nose here. Damn, now that's petty. He's a fancy cyborg alien thing. Okay that's new. Aw shit it regenerates. Well now you've pissed it off. Good, good, let the hate flow through you. Yeah this is a trap. Okay that is also new. Sorry albino, the important thing is your tried. I just feel sorry for this poor little bastard. Owwww.

I still think the guy who played Reigen in Mob Psycho would have been perfect but whelp, he got himself into his own hot water and sent to the shadow realm.

Millions of people have been fucked over by this natural disaster, but we all know the real tragedy is that we may experience the minor inconvenience of not being able to watch some new cartoon episodes next month.

Titan- FUCK YEAH, LEVI. And we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling packmule. Meanwhile, Eren's screwing it up. Falco, still confused about what's going on. And then fucking Sasquatch shows up to throw rocks at everyone. Oh right, Annie had that crystal thing too. I'm just waiting for Levi to kill Bigfoot. Oh, somebody big just blew up over there. Oh, I guess it's Armin. I could watch Levi murder things all day. Packmule's getting fucked up here. And then everyone died. Good job Armin you killed everyone. Kid you really don't understand this whole "war" thing do you. Damn she is fucked up. Sorry kiddo I don't think Reiner's in any mental state to fight today. Hey, Hange! Good luck folks. Oh shit using the jaws guy to break her shell is a really great idea. Eren's just gonna eat everybody today I guess. Yeah the screaming's gonna help. Reiner's having a bad day. Ass Class- Kill his ass, Nagisa! I hate that middle aged kid. Don't listen to them, just kill him already. Stoop to his level and kill him! Let the hate flow through you. Or just shoot the bastard. He's batshit crazy and somebody needs to kill him. Jesus dude the kid's like 14. Thanks for the advice, old Russian murder grandpa. Uh hey Nagisa you okay there buddy. Ride the lightning, bitch! Good job kiddo I'm proud of you. Great now go save your friends. I hope there's some magic science guy somewhere who can recreate that super fast. Stop sucking the gun, weirdo. What a twist! Aww, the assassins were nice guys afterall. Thanks, murderers! Oh right, Bitch Sensei's still here. I love her. Good, everyone's fine. And everything is back to normal. HARDCORE VACATION, GO. Perverts. Karasuma if you're not gonna plow that then I am. Fire Force- Definitely rooting for Joker on this one. EYEPATCH FIGHT. Let Beni beat his ass. Boo, no fight. Flashback, go! Ohhh that looks painful. Well, you wanted to know the truth. No he is not okay. Nice rock. Here, read this lady's diary. Whelp, y'all have gotten yourselves into a real pickle haven't you. Aw hell not this bitch again. Huh, that's a twist. We're good here, you only killed one mystery guy. Oh no they've got his insulin. I forgot all about that guy and the kid he almost killed. Oh right, Shinra's our main character. Hiii Vulcan. Is that a sexbot? I can't believe he took that bitch back when I'm right here offering to be his girlfriend. The lizard blender is great though. Hi, Captain Sexy. Yes, make the mechanical boobs. Vulcan deserves better. I'm with Arthur, just bust in. So we have to fight Amazon, I guess? Science Dandy, still creepy. Hibana, still awful. Never trust a businessman. Whelp, he's gonna die. Clover- Is this just more filler? Did anything worthwhile happen in this episode or was I correct in my decision to fuck off and look at Endeavor porn instead. Gridman- I'm just gonna assume the swim trunks were, in fact, dumb. Show me that girl's face. You gotta admire this little bastard's determination. That's the Inferno Cop song! Seduce her mom, standby. Well that's creepy. Don't date the freaky kaiju girl. I can also be bribed against murderous violence with a good sandwich. Throw that boy in the river. Hi, samurai Dandy. She has a brother? The handsome one's doing a great job in the store. Date her and turn her good with your love, green boy. Yeah he's a weird weird little kid. I'm confused as shit about what is going on here. That's a very good question, mask dude. I got a bad feel about this, Scoob. Don't fall asleep she'll steal your organs! What in the hell is going on. This counts as a date. Aw shit the weird homeless girl just spilled the beans. This little pixelly explanation is adorable. Surprise, she's a massive bitch. Is this all just her Sims game? Aww green boy you're a good kid but she's going to kill you now. The most surprising thing is that the weird little hobo girl wasn't evil. Aw crap the weird albino kid is here. Mask guy and samurai Dandy with the save! Shit's gettin weird in this town, folks. This isn't gonna end well is it.

Me, once again being dragged into Black Clover against my will: Titan- Surely these children aren't about to be traumatized. I still don't trust this guy but it takes serious balls to volunteer as titan bait. Well at least Eren is having fun. Whelp, your friends are dead. Oh hey, that lady's a titan. PUNCH. Oh damn, titan lady fucked him up. Aww good, her friends came to save them. Oh shit are the others actually gonna get to do something? MIKASA, FINALLY. And everybody else is here I guess. I have no memory of that guy. Yeeeah Eren may have gone a little overboard on that. Oh shit it's still moving. Okay it just straight up summoned a crossbow. Whelp, that kid's dead. Girl you are gonna get yourself killed. Sasha got to do something! Huh, it's tied to a string. This is clearly going too well. Oh shit. FUCK YEAH LEVI. Ass Class- Oh yeah dude this is gonna go great for you. Joke's on you, the kids will fucking kill you. Stop blowing your gun it's creepy. Squid is still best teacher. Forget your parents kids, Koro is your dad now. This is a man who's definitely fucked his gun ant least once. Eat shit, creep. Somebody take his gun waifu away. He made a scarecrow in total silence and that's important. You did good, class. Oh good, Karasuma's not dying anymore. Oooh the plot thickens. Ah, the weird 40-something year old kid is poisoned too. Just use him as a human shield he's dying anyways. Awww, he's proud of them. Whelp, you're screwed. THIS ASSHOLE. Oh he's not looking right. Stop calling yourself daddy it's creepy. Oh fuck this guy. Boo hoo, people laugh at you for being a shitty teacher. Just let Karma kill him. You son of a bitch. Nagisa is a good boy. YOU SON OF A BITCH. Fuck it we gotta kill this guy now. Fire Force- Again, this one's not my fault. False alarm, he's fine. Goddamn blow darts. Yeah he's just a normal guy who can shrug off horse poison. At least Joker's having fun here. Whelp, time to descend right into hell. Huh, he was a priest. Oh god that hair. Cool, time to start killing. Oh hey, actual backstory. Aww he was a cute kid surely nothing traumatizing happened to him. Dude chill. Tonight's theme is "fuck them kids" apparently. God this guy was a dick I'm glad he's gonna die eventually. Jesus show calm the fuck down. I NEED AN ADULT. Fuck it I'm rooting for Joker more than anyone. This is going too well for him, this nice family is about to be murdered. Christ that was quick. It's definitely time to fucking kill that guy now. I'm excited to watch all of them die. Beni doesn't fuck around. KICK HIS ASS, JOKER. Oh he's got a Renji sword this'll be easy. Grab his dick and twist it! Congratulations you found a character that I hate more than Tamaki. He's a joker, he's a smoker, he's a midnight toker. And then everything was drugs. Goddamn this is awesome. PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME. Oh shit it's the main captain. Clover- I don't wanna go on this ride let me out of the line right now. Oh thank god it's Charmy filler. Shut up Asta. STOP SCREAMING YOU DIPSHITS. I do love those cooking sheep. If I have to watch this show at least they threw me back in with one of the few good characters. Why did you have her make demon food? Hey there Captain Sexy. Jesus Yami eat more fiber. I'm glad no one else knows who the fuck this guy is. It's okay Charmy you tried your best. Fuck off Asta let Yami kill something. You stole this plot from an old Powerpuff Girls episode. I don't want to watch this anymore. Gridman- Titties. Hi, kaiju. "You look fat." And then lesbians. Rafting in a face mask sounds like a new form of hell. Boner alert. They're having fun, this is going too well. This conversation isn't suspicious at all. I hope your phone is waterproof. Oh cool it's a mountain kaiju. I like her mom. Running is the worst. Payphones still exist? Meanwhile the mountain is burning. It's gonna be real funny if she gets herself crushed in the kaiju fight. Oh hey, albino boy. I'm also weighed down when I try to run by my big thighs and boobs. And then he died. Everybody falls asleep on the train. Uh quick question do y'all have an outlet to plug that into? Gridman gets to go on a field trip. Cool, what does the girl weapon do? Oh nice she's a fire extinguisher. And then he lost. Goddammit not you again. This is the drill that will pierce the kaiju! These fights really are just pure fun to watch. At least give him back his scarf. Your friends think you're getting double teamed by those two on the regular. I can't tease anyone for sleeping through a train I fall asleep 10 minutes into every flight I take.

Pants on Titan is objectively an improvement, fight me.

....You do realize that the show was made years before covid-19 existed, right?

Season 1 ends next week. It won't be the middle of the arc when it goes on hiatus, you fucking dingbat.

This is not the Ass Class I wanted to see.

At least we get Yami back. Titan- Will this be the week that our main character finally does something? here, watch their parents suffer now. Gee I'm sure this is gonna go just great. Damn shit really went to hell in just a century. This all sounds 100% legit and historically accurate. I like packmule girl. Falco you dumb shit. Taking everyone and fucking off to your own island with blackjack and hookers is honestly a perfectly good plan. Oh yeah this is going well. I still don't trust this guy as far as I can throw him. I forgot that there were titans in the walls. Goddammit Falco. Oh are we just going full Code Geass here on him being the enemy of the world. LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE. Great job Reiner this is all your fault. Remember kids, racism is bad. Whelp. Sword Art- I sense bullshit on the horizon. Did no one think to put a GPS in that fucking sexbot? Why would you mail yourself instead of just going there normally? Does she not know he's basically been married to Asuna for like years now? Hot uncle dude had to die for you, you appreciate that. Yes, the crazy naked lady's hopes will become a reality one day. Where's his weird incest sister/cousin? I hope she accidentally kills him. She just rammed a steel plate into his head how is he fine. Wait I thought his parents were dead is this just his aunt? This fucker's still in high school? Shut up Alice this isn't your family. Your panets know your internet history, be ashamed. This is why I lock my door at night. Oh what the fuck now. Jesus christ this shit never ends. So they went to all the trouble of bringing her into the real world just so she can immediately turn around and go back? Y'know Asuna, the one who's basically his wife. Who's behind this, the dead guy who murdered thousands of people for shits n giggles? I hope they die. What in the goddamn fuck. This is stupid. What the fuck is this. Am I real? Does the bus run through here? Okay so do I need to make an appointment to fight Reki Kawahara or can I just show up at his house and throw hands? Fire Force- Science Dandy still creeps me right the hell out. Hi, Captain Sexy. Somebody might wanna break that news to Vulcan. Oh hey Vulcan. Sounds like your ancestors were into some freaky cult shit there. Well they can't have been too good if they threw a human sacrifice in that thing. Pi is indeed a terrifying and evil form of magic. Oh hey, that guy. Oh hey, the one guy who I forget is actually evil or just mysterious. The fuck is your deal, science Dandy? Oh, guess it's time for a tragic backstory. No shit they're not gonna let you destroy the state religion. Oh sure just wait three years. Meanwhile, shit's going down with the other squad. Beni's definitely causing trouble out there. I do like the cool fire letters he can put up Sesame Street-style. You had to stand up there for dramatic effect. I got a bad feeling about Fire Pope here. Good news, Beni came to visit you instead. Damn they're not screwing around. And then he died. Okay you cannot blame me for this one. Ass Class- Just in case you forgot that Karma's fucking crazy. Don't let that man give you a handjob. Aim for his junk! I know he's evil but this assassin guy is pretty fun. And then Karma got poisoned. And then Karma poisoned him. False alarm, our favorite crazy boy is fine. Aww, he learned something afterall! Oh that's fucking evil you little bastard. Girl time now. And now it's time for Nagisa to dress in drag. It's funny because he looks exactly the same. Oh he's definitely about to get roofied. Not the relatively small but absolutely terrifying syndicate! I like that he just gave up on the girl voice. Drugs are bad, mmmkay. Now that's a pin collection. This dumbass is gonna ruin everything. Oh no stop dancing. Somebody save this kid. KICK. I like that he bouncer didn't notice that guy getting the shit kicked out of him but does notice he needs to get pulled off the floor. You're gay now, kid. No one is entirely convinced Nagisa is a boy. The power of shittalking your enemy. TASER, BITCH. Here kids have some guns. To be fair, you don't have to shoot anyone you care about this time. Get that out of your mouth. Gridman- I hate this girl. I will fully forgive her if this ends in lesbians. Oh god is that a boy band. Everyone's thirsty for Rika. Gridman says cockblock them. The boys are ruining her plan to talk to the cute girl. Samurai Dandy will solve this problem. Okay but the main college boy is real cute. Oh no don't kill the college boys. The big guy is here to give you dating advice. RIP college boys. I like her mom. Oh no we're down to one college boy. I forgot he lost his memory. Kaiju time! Fucking Youtubers. Samurai Dandy to the rescue! I don't even have a snarky comment I just genuinely love watching these fights. Aw crap now there's two of them. Oh cool they can all turn into his weapons. Oh my god I hope they form a megazord. Haaa, the computer glitched. Uhh unplugging that might have killed them. Nevermind they're fine. You're up, big guy. Oh damn that looks cool. Better luck next time, weird angry albino kid. Get it, buddy! Well the important thing is you tried.

Eight episodes in three months actually seems like a pretty solid ratio.

I'm not lucky enough for it to be truly dead, this announcement is for Clover Shippuden.

I hate everything.

You do have a point. Every week I hope to see Levi kill something and every week I'm disappointed.

Man I miss Code Geass. Titan- Falco you sweet dumb idiot. Children, still the worst. This guy immediately activates my fight or flight response. Packmule girl is weird. Just in case you forgot, casual racism. That's so much bread, Sasha would be so jealous. Gabi's an obnoxious little brat but I'm kinda rooting for her. Eren's really piling on that "depressed wounded veteran" character extra thick this week. Surely this random old man with the same name isn't significant at all. Ohhhh hi grandpa. I'm not sure what the point is of having the warrior kids work as waiters. Soooo many racists. Oh hey, one actually decent human being in this place. Oh that's not an ominous freudian slip at all. This is gonna go just great, I'm sure. Sasha and her would get along great if she wasn't such a little bitch. This is exactly how I react to the state fair. This is totally not a trap. What a nice reunion. Sword Art- Whatever's about to happen, I'm not drunk enough for it. Everyone's first question is going to be if you can fuck the cute school girl robot. I don't understand any of this AI bullshit but neither does the show. Oh yeah you're doing great on the "don't terrify the humans" thing. This is the first time any of those reporters has heard the word "fluctlight" and I'm so jealous. We believe that one day we WILL fuck the robots. Oh jesus here we fucking go. No you're literally not human, you're a weird program shoved into a sexbot. At least he doesn't have to be in this show anymore. Oh come on just let somebody die. Going public with the fluctlights is never a good idea. Yeah, the corrupt American soldiers will all just shrug their shoulders and leave forever. These reporters are the only ones here who aren't stupid as fuck. I hate all of you and everything. THIS WAS ONLY TWO MONTHS!? So I guess they're just not gonna bother showing us what happened over those 200 years. It's a fucking video game, just pull the plug on it you weird weird people. Oh what the fuck. Is the copy of Kirito this nerd's in-game waifu now? Yes, the underworld is powerless because it's a goddamn video game. STOP BRINGING THE VILLAIN BACK. Eugeo was truly best girl. I hope she's literally going to die and this isn't some broken heart shit. Fire Force- I still don't trust this lady but her help is better than nothing. Hiiii boyfriend. I think the world engulfed in fire is just called Australia. I forgot he could do the timewarp thing. Huh, that's new. Oh no he used to be a sad old man. Nevermind, he was an asshole he can rot. Sorry buddy I don't think that's a friendly helpful god. BEES. Well now you don't have to feel bad about killing him. No shit she's not from your world. They were girlfriends, calling it now. Whelp, looks like it's time to kill god. Aw dang, he put his shirt back on. Oh, the crazy naked girl is in there. In her defense I'd be pretty pissed off too if I got used as a human sacrifice. I hope they bring my talking mole friend back with them. Noooo bring him with you. I forgot about the drugs. The fucking accents. He's breaking the fourth wall! Surely this all won't be important later. Ass Class- It'd probably be safer just to send in the teachers. Dang it's a class full of Spidermen. You're useless, Vocaloid. I love you, Bitch Sensei. That's a lot of dudes, send in the bitch. She's the best. Look at her fingering alright. Fuck the rich people. Keep your mask up, girl! I hate these idiots. Aw fuck, your teacher's infected. Never take drinks from strangers, kids. This girl must watch a lot of Detective Conan. Time to kill a man. Oh dang, Karasuma don't fuck around. Karma's really just here to shove that squid down someone's pants. Just a dash of GUN. Somewhere Mista is crying. I got a bad feel about this guy. Jesus Karma came here to fuck shit up. Gridman- Samurai Dandy is here. You okay there, weird kid eating food in an alley? Don't worry it's just some giant action figures. I don't trust this kid. And then he was a kaiju. ENTER, STAGE WINDOW. EXIT, STAGE WINDOW. Man, sword boy moves fast. The background music really just makes this whole thing even better. They're not supposed to talk. This is your fault for making that shitty joke. I love Samurai Sword Dandy. Well, this could be going better. That is probably not a good thing. Aw fuck he's dead. This girl creeps me right the hell out. I think this is the deepest voice I've ever heard from Greg Ayres. Hi there, new people. Wait, you could just call him this whole time? Okay we've got Dandy back now let's get our kid. We're good, Gridman's back. Oh my god is this guy a transformer. OH HELL YES. Bold of you to assume any of this is supposed to make sense, girl. These fights are so much fun. Neon Genesis Jr High. I know this weird kid's a monster but I feel bad for him.

I like his beard.

Boy howdy do I have a type.

Every time I think Sword Art has hit rock bottom it just grabs a shovel. Titan- Reiner needs a hug. Flashback, go! Oh hey, it's the other kids. And then everything went to hell. I like that all the other titans have codenames like "armored" and "beast" and then one of them is just "girl". Ohh, she's the funky packmule one. Cry harder, bitch boy. Sorry your dad's a dick. Reiner's having a rough time. Annie gives no fucks. What an inspiring tale for this character becoming a strong, unstoppable warrior who's responsible for the deaths of thousands of people. Fuck you, Kenny. Uhhh you okay there buddy? That's definitely Eren there right. That's not ominous at all. Still waiting for Levi or Mikasa to show up and kill something. Sword Art- I'd like to get off this ride now please. Spending 200 years in that game would make me thankful to have my soul destroyed. Maybe you shouldn't have left this tough physical task to a pair of scrawny nerds. Nothing says stealth like SHOUTING. What are they even looking for, a spare sex doll to shove her fluctlight in? Dying would have been better. Oh what the fuck. A g-g-g-g-ghost! This sure got weird. I liked this weird afterlife dragged off by hands thing much better when Jojo did it. They're the lucky ones who don't have to be in this show anymore. What the fuck is even going on??? I'd also volunteer to die and get out of here. Considering how stupid this season has been I'm just assuming it's the rape clown possessing that robot. Keeks is definitely about to die. MY LEG. Oh my god is that the asshole who murdered everyone in the first game? What dream, your dream of genociding gamers? I don't have enough words to describe how stupid this is. Are we really supposed to root for the robot possessed by the lunatic who murdered thousands of people?! Lady didn't he shove a bomb in your boobs? Can we send the robot to death row for his crimes? Who else is in the building to send down for this nerd? IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE. How is this show actually dumber and more infuriating when Kirito's not there? I think I had an aneurysm about twenty minutes ago. Fire Force- I'm genuinely impressed at our dumbass boy. Sir Cumfrence. And then it was the matrix for a second. I don't understand math but I'm assuming it can make everything blow up. Use Tamaki as a human shield. Magic fire swords are the coolest power here. Aw shit he got Kakyoin'd. Huh. The hell is with this guy's body? At least the fire scythe looks cool. Hey creepy magic lady maybe give him a little help on protecting that forest. Uhhh giant buildings aren't supposed to have a heartbeat. I got a bad feeling about this, Scoob. Look if you have to sacrifice somebody here, make it Tamaki. Helloooo there, hot shirtless fire guy. Why yes, his life expectancy did just drop like a rock. He just MUDA'd. Oh this is doing things for me. Tamaki, still the worst. Ogun is my boyfriend. Now he's ORA'ing. Oh right, Shinra's here too. I don't know about the demon but I sure as hell liked that. Aww, she'll do it for the mole. Whelp, that can't be good. We only need a second here, lady. Ass Class- It's really gonna hurt when Nagisa eventually has to kill him. Oh hey, the kids learned a new dance for the OP. Here, watch this video we made for you. When you're a confirmed porn addict. Jesus Koro, calm the fuck down on your fetishes. Who needs guns when you can kill him with shame. That one kid still looks like a washed-up 40 year old man. Who let Karma have a boat. Okay this is a lot more impressive than I expected. Oh no please don't kill him. Well kids that was a solid effort. Oh come on that should count as killing you. Next time try a two hour long kinkshame video. "Nothing is invincible if you just whack it hard enough. Okay Karma's actually hilarious. You're good kids, you don't want to kill people. Oh that can't be good. And then everyone died. Who the fuck are you!? Oh you are a dick. You kids better get going now. I have no memory of this nerd guy with glasses. Thanks, Vocaloid. Good luck, kids. What is this extra. She turned into Naruto for a second there. Gridman- Sorry kids you have to go to class. Those missing kids are dead. Change of plans, you gotta go to work today. This other girl is adorable. You okay there, sweetie? Oh hey, the others can see him now. Oh no, the adorable one is a villain. I definitely don't trust this guy. He's a samurai alien. The samurai is Dandy, baby. I'm more surprised that phone books still exist. I like this running gag of him just crashing into doors. Kaiju alert. Well, that's not normal. This got depressing. Adorable girl is a real bitch ain't she. At least samurai Dandy got the marble. Aww, he got her tea. Tonight's theme is killing teachers. That thing is straight out of Power Rangers. I hate this girl. Sweet, he gets a cool new wristband. I hope all the kaiju fights are this much fun. Huh, samurai can do things. And then Dandy was a sword. Good job, kids. All those dead people are erased now aren't they. Oh good, at least the teacher's nicer now.

You missed the best one.