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Hero- Previously, shit got weird. You must need more cheese. Tiny All Might, still the size of a truck. Nana was so pretty. Sorry kid, even All Might has no idea what's going on. Surely nothing bad happened to Todoroki's mysteriously absent sibling. Everyone loves milfmentor. Don't make it weird, All Might. Oh hey purple kid. Oh sweet, new costumes. NO CAPES. Aww she's jealous. And here comes Douche Rogue to ruin the mood. Okay that kid's head is really a damn manga panel. Shut up. Thank you Aizawa. Purple boy, surprising no one! Good luck, purple boy. Why is he wearing Aizawa's scarf? Surely this isn't gonna make One for All go all screwey again. I wanna see what happens when Douche Rogue touches Deku. Shinso is a good boy. Haa, he thinks he's getting through this without making friends. Iida broke. I love the Nezu Jail. Good luck kids I believe in you. And then he was mini Bane. Okay but what's your type in women, Midnight? Oh hey, plant Jesus. Y'all probably should have noticed the giant monster guy running towards you. Oh shit he can do that?! Damn that's a cool mask. Dr Stone- Bring me my screaming idiot! I'm with Magma, just kill the scout. LOOK AT MY MELON DAUGHTER. Thank god Kohaku runs fast. Kill the bitch! Go with her, they have cotton candy. Oh hey Senku. Close your eyes if you don't wanna lose 'em. Thanks, MechaSenku! Joke's on you, Senku's only interest is science. Fucking gymnastics. Whelp, Kohaku's out. Aw fuck she figured it out. Oh my god look at that puppy. Oh sweet, magic UV gun. Ohhh it's the pretty rock Suika found. I vote you behead her. Kohaku is a good girl. Sorry, wrong number. Aw hell she's gonna realize she's covered in sparkles. It's a good thing both of them bothered to learn morse code back in the day. SURPRISE, BITCH. I'm shipping the girls and you can't stop me. Enjoy your instant ramen, you earned it. Goddammit Chrome. Ohhh that can't be good. I mean, Magma does have an extremely valid point. They can live without hands! Oh hey, Senku's grave. Goddammit Magma. MY SCREAMING IDIOT BOY! Awwww Taiju. If the pandemic taught us anything, it's that you could sway so many people to your side if you just start making toilet paper. Food Wars- Can hot dad come back now please? Just fail them all and save yourselves the time. You still suck, Megumi. Oh what the fuck does Erina want now. I don't think he gave a fuck how you voted, you dingbat. Hot dad is by far the best character. We're all horny for dilfs. Now that she knows he's got that sweet family background, maybe she'll be less of a stuck up bitch. I hate his smug douche face. Throw as many sad childhood flashbacks as you want, you're not gonna get me to like her. I hope one of them recorded her being genuinely impressed with another human being for once in her life. I wonder how many of these cooking techniques are legit and how many the author's just making up. Oh no, god forbid she eat something inexpensive. It's an egg you ungrateful bitch. I do not like the baby chick orgy. What a shock, you can make good food that does't cost obscene amounts of money! Okay her actually finishing the meal like a normal person is the most surprising thing in this show. Smug asshole vs elitist bitch, I don't know which of them to hate more here. You're all making eggs today. Every time they call her "Erina Poo" I die a little inside. I don't care, show. All of you, get out. Promised Neverland- Dang she's old as hell. This is some kinda magic vampire demon shit. She doesn't sound evil at all though, what's with the name. The rich are terrible, regardless of species. Emma is the best. Oh yeah sure, just capture all of them. In their defense, I'd lose my shit if I had to give up cheese. Great, just go all the way back to the farm and break into the human gate. You're cute kids, people will love you. Oh wait shit, he's dead? Emma needs a hug. Scratch that, all of them need a hug. Emma no that sounds like a super bad idea. Everything is about to go horribly, horribly wrong. Well this lady is crazy as fuck. Aw shit they're all dying aren't they. What the FUCK is that. Let those kids eat. Now all the kids are mad at you. Ray, giving zero shits. I forgot, does everybody else know Norman's alive? You suck, Norman! Uh you should probably not take all the oldest kids just in case you all die. Whelp, Norman's dying. Show how dare you remind me how good the first season was.

If the pandemic taught us anything, it's that they could get so many people on their side if they just started making toilet paper.

As a pervert, the rules are fine. This one cartoon discussion forum ain't exactly the only place for me to see explicit anime foreskin.

Well, let's see. There are three people in the picture, along with three names. Let's look at these clues and see if we can match them up! I'll go out on a limb here and assume that you know who Clark Kent is and are able to figure out which one is him. (Hint: It's the big guy who looks like every other version of Superman that's ever happened) Still with me? Now we have Lois and Jimmy. Of the two remaining characters, one of them is wearing earrings and looks noticeably more feminine than the other. Lois is typically a girl's name, so adding these facts together, we take a good guess that the girl is Lois. We're almost done! We have one name left, and just one more character to figure out. Maybe, just maybe, the guy who isn't Lois or Clark is this mysterious Jimmy? And hey, he's very clearly holding a giant camera. Perhaps this phantom Jim is some sort of photographer? Good job, team! We solved this mystery together! Wasn't that fun?

I mean, it can't be any worse than the 2016 series.

I straight up just forgot to hit the submit button on the post because I'm a dumbass. Hero- Garbage dilf sure looks good in a hospital bed. Fight for my love, boys. BUNNY WAIFU ALERT. Oh why is this doing things for me. False alarm, bird boyfriend isn't evil. Surely Hawks having to play spy against the villains will go well for him. Uh hey there jerky boy you okay there? Either of you, please date me. Awwww baby Hawks has an Endeavor doll. Cats hate Aizawa. Natsuo is cute. I'm gonna fuck your brother, Shoto. Jesus he's built like a goddamn fridge. I'm gonna fuck your dad, Natsuo. What happened to your brother? Fuyumi is best girl. That kid became a meme. I actually really like that all the siblings have different feelings about their trash dad and how much they're willing to interact with him. You're garbage and I'm gonna kill you. Meanwhile, remember our main character? Well this is new. Oh shit it's the old users. OH SHIT IT'S HISTORY TIME. All for One seemed good on paper but boy howdy did things go wrong with the execution part. #1 was a good boy. WHAT. Dr Stone- SCIENCE BOYS, GO! I love my good science boy. Gen is having fun. Remember when Tsukasa fought a bunch of lions. Fuck yeah, space food! MY MELON DAUGHTER. I like Kinro's real glasses. Fuck yeah, space ramen! Instant ramen, the gift that's kept all of us alive at some point. I don't understand anything either, Suika. Oh sweet, they adapted the water wheel for it. Don't worry just add water and watch the magic. Awww his dad. How dare you doubt my Screaming Good Boy. Senku-Taiju fusion is damn cursed. Awwww Melon Daughter likes the music. I love an underhanded scheme! Psh, god. Can we go with B. Hot Chicks? How the fuck. HOWDY Y'ALL. All aboard to hell! So uh, what are y'all gonna do after that when all of the bloodthirsty fighters expect the Americans? Chrome is a good boy. Oh shit is that his dead sister? Oh right, the pink girl's still here. Ooh what's the super science gadget? IT'S A PIPE BOMB! I'm excited. Okay when do we get the tank. Food Wars- I hate both sides but I always hope I'll get to see Soma lose and suffer. Don't you dare insult garbage convenience store snacks. Not pictured: me shoveling dry offbrand Cap'n Crunch into my mouth while I shittalk these professional chefs. Hey, you girls wanna do anything of value this week? "Destroy all of Japan's restaurants" seems like a bafflingly shitty idea. Bitches love chestnuts. And then frollick around the meadow with Bambi. Shut up Erina nobody should like you. Vote for the other guy so Soma loses. Oh for fuck's sake, this was entirely pointless? Are the only emotions Soma has really just smarmy confidence and frustrateddetermination because that's kinda super boring. Oh hey, Megumi actually managed to do something on her own for once. I hate you, creepy dad Dandy. Beat his ass, grandma. Are we supposed to be surprised that he lived in this building? Was Soma's hot dad also there? What do you mean this grown man doesn't have a deep, unbreakable connection to this specific building he lived in 20 years ago. Was Soma's hot dad being his hot dad supposed to be any kind of twist? Promised Neverland- I'm just happy my son is alive. Awwww look at my kids. Oh shit that's horrifying. Mr. Smee, eh? Wait what. Huh, that's a nifty little drug you figured out. Norman needs a hug. This sounds way too good to last. That sure was a long exposition dump that I didn't entirely follow. Emma you're a good kid but I don't really feel much sympathy for the race of child-eating monsters. Ray does not give a fuck. I wonder how the nice demons stayed okay without human meat. Oh hey, new people. You can tell he's the smart one because he wears a suit. Oh no Norman broke. "Hahahaha, he has trauma!" So the demons are edible, I guess. And then shit got weird. Neat, drugs. Oh shit he knows them. WHAT.

Now push him against the wall and sexily loom over him. 🍿

If I can escape Horny Jail for a minute, I wanna mention how much I like seeing how the Todoroki family drama is being handled. All the kids have different feelings about their trash dad, and they all feel differently about whether they're willing to forgive him and how much interaction they want with him. All of them have a fair point, and none of them are seen as objectively right or wrong about it. I think it's great to show that there's no one right answer to dealing with trauma, and there's no obligation to forgive someone just because they've had a change of heart. It's really refreshing to see something like this handled in a way that acknowledges that this shit is complicated and there are plenty of healthy options for working through it. Also hey Natsuo, I'm gonna fuck your dad.

Jesus christ he's built like a goddamn fridge I-

At least my pictures of Endeavor in skintight spandex are still technically SFW.

What in the sweet and sour fuck are you talking about

I've never given half a shit about He-Man but Damn if that doesn't hit me right in the childhood nostalgia feels.

Well, she's doing better than the rest of them at this point...

Hero- I swear I'm trying my best to kill Endeavor. Hawks is my boyfriend. I hope they have to babysit again. I'm sure those shadowy figures in the OP won't be important at all. Momo did you really need to make an entire cart. I love my dumbass boyfriend. "Hope I don't die!" Oh hey, they're the villains. Anxiety Sasuke is a goddamn mood. Nejire is so cute. MIRIO NO. Boy just yeeted himself off a bridge. Just let him go home. Mirio in the river is legit cracking me up. I love my kids. Anxiety boy is a good boy. THE BOYS ARE HERE. They just stole that car and made him power it. RIP Suneater, you were the best Sasuke and the best Tamaki on the block. Hey there Garbage Dilf. One of you date me now. Aw shit is Bird Boyfriend evil. Honestly Dabi is kinda just a visual approximation of what my curse probably looks like. Food Wars- And now, an objectively worse Sasuke. I don't care about their backstory, show. Erina, still awful. Alice is actually one of the few tolerable characters in this show sometimes. I don't care, show. I'm always really annoyed, snobby glasses dude. I sure can't wait to watch Megumi painfully bumble her way through this. I'd probably like this guy more if he was in a show that I hated less. Why does Erina even bother going to class when she's the super best awesome chef ever. Genuinely surprised Megumi didn't fail and have to get saved by Soma. Sorry dude I only have room in my heart for one good anxiety boy and you'll never beat my boyfriend's boyfriend. Look, look at their tits and ass! It's nice to see Erina almost realizing that other people matter. Gee I'm sure this is gonna end well. Maybe I'll luck out and they'll kill each other. RIP Bambi. Wait what. Call your hot dad to beat his ass. Promised Neverland- Welcome to Monstertown. It's good to hear that the farms are getting attacked. These monsters are really bad at recognizing the children right in front of them. There's just more soup! Seriously, just forget about Phil. Emma needs a hug. Aw shit who's there. I sure hope that thing is blind and nose-deaf. Wait, the what temple? At least this old man demon seems nice. Well that's a horrifying prayer. Thanks, old man. Meanwhile, dying little demon kids. Feed them Phil. I love these two boys and their fish. Oh I got a bad feeling about this. Whelp, this was going far too well. Damn these kids can jump. It's a trap. KNIFE. I feel sorry for their little demon kids that are gonna die now. OH SHIT MY BOY'S ALIVE. Fire Force- Man I hope I don't get a boyfriend killed in the next 30 minutes. And then Beni forgot about the boys and killed them. Beni's just having a good time here. That has to be a record amount of clothes for Tamaki to keep on. Captain Sexy is indeed strong as fuck and I love him. Man I sure wonder where all that pent-up rage came from. And then he just straight up fucking killed them. It's a shame that ol' Wingding Eyes here does nothing for me because he'd be prime boyfriend material. Hibana, still the worst. Oh hey, it's the doctor lady. It's a good thing the doctor lady is right there. Naked ghost mode, go! Aw hell this is gonna be traumatic. Uhhh you okay there kiddo. Oh that guy's definitely about to die. I'm kinkshaming Grandpa. Yikes that's a rough way to go. He was too horny to kill himself. I don't think Shinra's okay. Hiiii Ogun. Man did they really call his death a jackoff accident. Konro's definitely going to die. Oh hey Sho. Hiii Captain Sexy. Shit's getting weird with that girl. Was that the moon from Soul Eater? This better be hinting at Arthur and Excalibur teaming up.

God this better mean an Arthur/Excalibur teamup.

This is also how I react to seeing Fatgum merch.

Anxiety Boy is an absolute goddamn mood.

Oh my god my heart

I'm just going to preemptively state that whatever happens is not my fault.

It's that time again!

It gave me nightmares!

Next week we get the return of a character who's both the best Sasuke and by far the prettier Tamaki on the block. Titan- Fuck you, Zeke. Hey so what the fuck was that. It's real easy to agree when everybody is holding guns on you. SYMBOLISM, YA GET IT? I mean, it sounds like he was absolutely right for not trusting you. Zeke sucks and is the worst, lady. Meanwhile, everyone is having a bad day. Maybe he's just a massive douchebag. Someone punch this lady. Aw man they even threw the cute cooking guy in jail. You shut your fucking mouth about Sasha. I love the cooking guy and his immediate reaction to always kill someone for Sasha's honor. Gabi, still terrible. Oh hey Packmule. Well Zeke just survived a damn missile at point blank range, can shooting Eren even kill him? I like Packmule. Your life is a lie, Gabi. Sorry Armin they're gonna take your balls. Go ahead and turn into a titan, kill the little brat for all I care. Falco is a good boy. Yes this is all your fault and you should feel bad. I'm rooting for Packmule in all this. OHHHHHHHHHHHH. Aw fuck here we go. LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEE. Food Wars- Maybe I'll luck out and they'll just kill each other. I could not give less of a shit about any of these people. I don't mean to brag but I can make some pretty good instant ramen in a microwave so who's the real super chef here. Big deal I'm also an expert at gauging heat which is why I own that unreasonably expensive Endeavor figure. This is a sad, pathetic attempt at a fire user and I do not approve. Sugarfree salmon ice cream sounds goddamn horiffic. Meanwhile, Erina being unlikable. At least he wears clothes when he's sneaking through the ceiling, I guess. Okay that sounds pretty good. Laser fish. Here have some fish oil. I find imitation fire boy personally offensive and I'm glad he lost. You had me at bacon powder. Promised Neverland- Exposition dump, go. Well that seems weirdly easy. Oh, I just noticed that Emma's ear is still bandaged. Sweet, free birds. This is going far too well. I could go for some pancakes. Time for a fun hunting trip with all the small children. Have some fish. Okay the fish is walking. Good luck, kiddo. And then the kids died. Oh hey, Mom's still alive. Goddammit Don you're gonna get them all killed. You can just leave Phil. Whelp, everything's gone to hell. Are they human, or are they dancer? You have to save the veggies! That kid's eyes are way too close together and it's distracting. Pocket sand chair! Time to pull a Home Alone, children. Well that's terrifying. Well now you've just pissed it off. I forgot she has a bomb in her heart. Surely this will end well. So what was the point of that secret room with all the freaky writing? Fire Force- Hey there Captain Sexy. Hibana, still awful. Look at her titties, dammit! Kick his ass, Konro. Well, that was quick. I'm not entirely convinced that we're not in the hellish alternate world right now. Never trust an evil fire demon doppleganger. My doppleganger and I would get distracted by porn and never manage to kill each other. Oh hey Beni. You're gonna have to explain it to Arthur about seven times. Oh this is gonna be fucking painful. Yes yes you're goddamn terrible and should be ashamed of yourself. On the bright side, the annoying little girls are unlikely to set off her fanservice shit. Okay I love the kids shittalking her. And then he killed them. Show I literally don't guve a fraction of a fuck about Tamaki's backstory. Oh it's that douchebag. Remember that time she got the shit beat out of her but we were supposed to enjoy her clothes getting wrecked? Slutshaming is not cool, kids. Everybody wants to be a cat. So what the fuck is even the explanation for the lecture lure existing? I really wish this series could decide if the unwilling fanservice is supposed to be a funny, sexy thing for the audience to enjoy or an actual problem that negatively affects her and should be taken seriously.

There's a hot dude with fire powers and I know my track record with those. It's really in everyone's best interest if I just wait and watch it at home.

Ratings. If it gets higher ratings that anything else would in that timeslot, there's literally no reason not to keep it there. This ain't a hard question to answer.