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It's amazing how fast that movie made me go from "Look at this weird bug-eyed freak" to "This is my adorable robot daughter and I love her."

Okay this actually looks pretty awesome.

Thanks I hate it.

Okay, so from what I can gather, Toonami actually hasn't changed how and if they make rating information available, but some third-party site that has no official affiliation with Toonami has gone down for unrelated reasons and is no longer reporting on it. Is that the issue? Not every single minor problem that's vaguely related to the block is some dark harbinger of impending doom.

Hero- I hope we get to keep purple boy. Calm down, Midnight. I can't wait to see Douche Rogue try to copy One for All and have all his limbs explode. Bakugo gonna Bakugo. The robots are fun. I love my kids. Mushroom girl is adorable and I'm rooting for her. Dark edgy boy vs darker, edgier boy. Tetsu4 is Kendo's #1 fanboy. Our bird's been birdnapped! I miss Hawks. HI BOYFRIEND. He makes bird puns, I love him. Oh my god he really hired Tokoyami because they're both birds. Date me, Hawks. Aww look at my bird boy go. Together they make one whole bird. Man it's gonna suck when I inevitably get Hawks killed. Sparkleboy your entire thing is shooting light out of your gut, you can fix this problem. HE CAN FLY NOW. This is cool. Now beat the shit out of him. Mushroom mushroom. Dr Stone- Suddenly modern AU. I kinda love Nikki already. Meanwhile, Chrome and Magma being murdered. Taiju is best boy, please stop punching him. Hey Chrome you okay there buddy? Magma you goddamn idioit. It's a trap! Oh yeah I'm sure this'll end well. You can just shoot Magma anyways, it's really okay. Fuck you, Kars! Chrome honey, shut up. I love Kohaku so much. Not to doubt our fearless leader but I have some concerns about this plan. Time to build a wagon, folks. WHAT. Senku can you even drive? I'm glad the old man is having fun with all this. BEES. Today I learned you can make an engine out of crayons. Ohhh, it's not a real wax engine. Stove car, go! Chrome who? Meanwhile, cut to Chrome being murdered. Oh my god Chrome no. You people don't even have soap how are you even still alive. RIP Chrome and his nuts of steel. Chrome is a good boy. What a twist! He even put a license plate on the car. Oh this is fantastic. Food Wars- I hate you all and hope your plane crashes. I guess some of them got fired and I don't remember if we knew that or not. Not to brag but I make a mean mac n' cheese. Where's the unhealthy amount of cheese, old man. Wow what a shock all the characters we know are grouped together. Don't worry Megumi just sit back and let the others carry your incompetent ass through the challenge. Just steal someone else's ingredients while they're gone. Soma continues to be a goddamn insufferable cunt every minute he's on screen. Potatoes are indeed a gift to the world. How is the expert chef sabotaging them so fucking stupid about the food he's in charge of? It's literally all potatoes. Wow what a shock all of them passed with flying colors who would have guessed. Maybe a meteor will fall down and kill them all. For fuck's sake girls put on some pants it's the middle of winter. Erina, still awful. Everyone's kidnapped. I hope the train crashes. Oh fuck off, girl. Oh, it's him. Promised Neverland- Well Norman I bet you feel like a real asshole now. Look I know he's your friend but one of you needs to beat the shit out of him on principle. Surprise he's dying. Uh hey kids remember the town full of mindless hungry monsters here? That arm was just holding you back. Oh right, he has the magic blood too. Here just drink this mystery syrup and it'll all bhe fine, no big deal. Fuck you, lady. Oh yeah I'm sure this change of plan will go over just great with your crazy gang. Cool, let's just stand here for a vague exposition dump instead of showing us these mystery people. Well that sure was a fast change of heart for all of these people. Mujika is the best and I genuinely love her. Gee, who could have guessed that trying to genocide the ruling species would backfire and hurt the other kids who still live on the farms controlled by that ruling species? I feel like I'm not gonna follow much of what's about to happen but here we go. Goddammit Norman this is all your fault. I love that old demon grandpa. Here, have this chunk of garbage I've been carrying around. I'm sure we've all eaten meat we shouldn't have at some point. Well that sure is a convenient guide for solving literally every problem our characters have right now. What a shock you're being betrayed.

Do lady nipples count as explicit content or not I need to know how much waifu titty I'm allowed to post.

Hero- Good luck purple boy I'm rooting for you. Sweet talky mask thing. I absolutely could not be trusting with the ability to brainwash people. Lightning! And Froppy with the win. I hope there's actual air in that air wall. BUGS. She has the power of God and anime on her side. It's okay kids you did your best. This counts as kissing. Vlad no you're getting too into this. Awww look my purple son is making friends. I kinda love Plant Jesus here. Triple Froppy combo attack! Oh shit I forgot she could do the mucus thing. MY BABY ACADEMIA. That's a lot of vines. Apocalypse Beast is a much cooler name. Ride the lightning, bitches! Aw crap they found the pointer. Sorry Sparky, the important thing is you tried. Brainwashed! That was a surprisingly smart move on Kaminari's part. Uh Shinso you might wanna run. I need a flashback of Aizawa teaching him how to use that scarf. Surprise, not a trick! I love it when somebody hits a dude with another dude. Good job kids I'm proud of you. Haaa, they used her to catch the others. Dr Stone- I don't trust these people. Oh no, this lady's onto them. Quick, start fucking so she'll leave! Awwww look at my screaming good boy. I'm gonna cry. I'm Senku. Okay you might wanna stop screaming. Good plan, he's already dumb and doesn't know anything. Remember to use Magma as a human shield. Y'all might wanna get out of the dry, loud grass. Magma no! New plan, set shit on fire. It's fun when Chrome has a good idea. Run faster, nerd! Look at that guys, he made a little swirly thing out of copper! This is one angry lady. Joke's on you, Taiju's face can take a real pounding. Howdy y'all. I love Taiju so much he's so fucking stupid. We got her. Oh no this is gonna suck when she figures out it's fake. Turnin' to stone wiped mah dang memory! Thank god he's a genius. Just tell her it's rude to ask about your boob size. Aw hell, you're caught. Good luck, boys. Oh dang, you got her on your side anyways. Sorry lady, his only love is science. I like her. Food Wars- The bros continue to be the only students who aren't awful. I hate you, creepy dad Dandy. I don't care about any of this, show. I do love potatoes. I want Soma to keep blowing this off and then fail. I still hate you and look forward to seeing you fail. I miss hot dad. Why are all the girls out here without pants or leggings or anything? It's convenient that every semi-important character is grouped together. This is clearly a trap, you idiots. What a surprise, you got the shittiest salmon. Go get in the river and track down your own fish. Don't worry, these three will carry you two losers so you don't have to do anything yourselves. I don't care about this, show. Surprise bitch we caught a decent fish. You dumb shits are wasting time being all smug. Alice is by far the most tolerable person in this family. Don't worry, I feel no joy in any of this. I always forget that one boy exists. So when does the demon attack this train? Jesus fucking christ stop knocking on her door you obnoxious bastards. Of course it's warm, are you unfamiliar with the concept of a thermos? Just fuck already. Promised Neverland- Here, have a dad. I don't trust your dad, Norman. I guess this is better than being eaten? My dumb ass would have been harvested for meat in 10 seconds flat. Oh hey, it's the rest of his gang. Whelp, Norman's dying. Where'd you get explosives, kiddo? How did you institute this mass breakout? I feel like there's a whole lot of information missing from this flashback. Meanwhile, this game of Where's Monster Waldo could be going better. I hate that thing! It's gonna suck when they find out Norman's dying. Demon horse tracks, score! Fuck that thing. Oh hey, it's your friends. Well that thing sure went down easy. Aw hell it's not dead. Everybody get on the demon horse. Aw hell here we go. I do feel bad for the little demon kids. You're a dick, Norman. Aww the little demon girl's name is Emma. What a surprise, they're just like us. Norman what the fuck. "Wait, am I the asshole here?"

This is the only correct answer.

Hero- Previously, shit got weird. You must need more cheese. Tiny All Might, still the size of a truck. Nana was so pretty. Sorry kid, even All Might has no idea what's going on. Surely nothing bad happened to Todoroki's mysteriously absent sibling. Everyone loves milfmentor. Don't make it weird, All Might. Oh hey purple kid. Oh sweet, new costumes. NO CAPES. Aww she's jealous. And here comes Douche Rogue to ruin the mood. Okay that kid's head is really a damn manga panel. Shut up. Thank you Aizawa. Purple boy, surprising no one! Good luck, purple boy. Why is he wearing Aizawa's scarf? Surely this isn't gonna make One for All go all screwey again. I wanna see what happens when Douche Rogue touches Deku. Shinso is a good boy. Haa, he thinks he's getting through this without making friends. Iida broke. I love the Nezu Jail. Good luck kids I believe in you. And then he was mini Bane. Okay but what's your type in women, Midnight? Oh hey, plant Jesus. Y'all probably should have noticed the giant monster guy running towards you. Oh shit he can do that?! Damn that's a cool mask. Dr Stone- Bring me my screaming idiot! I'm with Magma, just kill the scout. LOOK AT MY MELON DAUGHTER. Thank god Kohaku runs fast. Kill the bitch! Go with her, they have cotton candy. Oh hey Senku. Close your eyes if you don't wanna lose 'em. Thanks, MechaSenku! Joke's on you, Senku's only interest is science. Fucking gymnastics. Whelp, Kohaku's out. Aw fuck she figured it out. Oh my god look at that puppy. Oh sweet, magic UV gun. Ohhh it's the pretty rock Suika found. I vote you behead her. Kohaku is a good girl. Sorry, wrong number. Aw hell she's gonna realize she's covered in sparkles. It's a good thing both of them bothered to learn morse code back in the day. SURPRISE, BITCH. I'm shipping the girls and you can't stop me. Enjoy your instant ramen, you earned it. Goddammit Chrome. Ohhh that can't be good. I mean, Magma does have an extremely valid point. They can live without hands! Oh hey, Senku's grave. Goddammit Magma. MY SCREAMING IDIOT BOY! Awwww Taiju. If the pandemic taught us anything, it's that you could sway so many people to your side if you just start making toilet paper. Food Wars- Can hot dad come back now please? Just fail them all and save yourselves the time. You still suck, Megumi. Oh what the fuck does Erina want now. I don't think he gave a fuck how you voted, you dingbat. Hot dad is by far the best character. We're all horny for dilfs. Now that she knows he's got that sweet family background, maybe she'll be less of a stuck up bitch. I hate his smug douche face. Throw as many sad childhood flashbacks as you want, you're not gonna get me to like her. I hope one of them recorded her being genuinely impressed with another human being for once in her life. I wonder how many of these cooking techniques are legit and how many the author's just making up. Oh no, god forbid she eat something inexpensive. It's an egg you ungrateful bitch. I do not like the baby chick orgy. What a shock, you can make good food that does't cost obscene amounts of money! Okay her actually finishing the meal like a normal person is the most surprising thing in this show. Smug asshole vs elitist bitch, I don't know which of them to hate more here. You're all making eggs today. Every time they call her "Erina Poo" I die a little inside. I don't care, show. All of you, get out. Promised Neverland- Dang she's old as hell. This is some kinda magic vampire demon shit. She doesn't sound evil at all though, what's with the name. The rich are terrible, regardless of species. Emma is the best. Oh yeah sure, just capture all of them. In their defense, I'd lose my shit if I had to give up cheese. Great, just go all the way back to the farm and break into the human gate. You're cute kids, people will love you. Oh wait shit, he's dead? Emma needs a hug. Scratch that, all of them need a hug. Emma no that sounds like a super bad idea. Everything is about to go horribly, horribly wrong. Well this lady is crazy as fuck. Aw shit they're all dying aren't they. What the FUCK is that. Let those kids eat. Now all the kids are mad at you. Ray, giving zero shits. I forgot, does everybody else know Norman's alive? You suck, Norman! Uh you should probably not take all the oldest kids just in case you all die. Whelp, Norman's dying. Show how dare you remind me how good the first season was.

If the pandemic taught us anything, it's that they could get so many people on their side if they just started making toilet paper.

As a pervert, the rules are fine. This one cartoon discussion forum ain't exactly the only place for me to see explicit anime foreskin.

Well, let's see. There are three people in the picture, along with three names. Let's look at these clues and see if we can match them up! I'll go out on a limb here and assume that you know who Clark Kent is and are able to figure out which one is him. (Hint: It's the big guy who looks like every other version of Superman that's ever happened) Still with me? Now we have Lois and Jimmy. Of the two remaining characters, one of them is wearing earrings and looks noticeably more feminine than the other. Lois is typically a girl's name, so adding these facts together, we take a good guess that the girl is Lois. We're almost done! We have one name left, and just one more character to figure out. Maybe, just maybe, the guy who isn't Lois or Clark is this mysterious Jimmy? And hey, he's very clearly holding a giant camera. Perhaps this phantom Jim is some sort of photographer? Good job, team! We solved this mystery together! Wasn't that fun?

I mean, it can't be any worse than the 2016 series.

I straight up just forgot to hit the submit button on the post because I'm a dumbass. Hero- Garbage dilf sure looks good in a hospital bed. Fight for my love, boys. BUNNY WAIFU ALERT. Oh why is this doing things for me. False alarm, bird boyfriend isn't evil. Surely Hawks having to play spy against the villains will go well for him. Uh hey there jerky boy you okay there? Either of you, please date me. Awwww baby Hawks has an Endeavor doll. Cats hate Aizawa. Natsuo is cute. I'm gonna fuck your brother, Shoto. Jesus he's built like a goddamn fridge. I'm gonna fuck your dad, Natsuo. What happened to your brother? Fuyumi is best girl. That kid became a meme. I actually really like that all the siblings have different feelings about their trash dad and how much they're willing to interact with him. You're garbage and I'm gonna kill you. Meanwhile, remember our main character? Well this is new. Oh shit it's the old users. OH SHIT IT'S HISTORY TIME. All for One seemed good on paper but boy howdy did things go wrong with the execution part. #1 was a good boy. WHAT. Dr Stone- SCIENCE BOYS, GO! I love my good science boy. Gen is having fun. Remember when Tsukasa fought a bunch of lions. Fuck yeah, space food! MY MELON DAUGHTER. I like Kinro's real glasses. Fuck yeah, space ramen! Instant ramen, the gift that's kept all of us alive at some point. I don't understand anything either, Suika. Oh sweet, they adapted the water wheel for it. Don't worry just add water and watch the magic. Awww his dad. How dare you doubt my Screaming Good Boy. Senku-Taiju fusion is damn cursed. Awwww Melon Daughter likes the music. I love an underhanded scheme! Psh, god. Can we go with B. Hot Chicks? How the fuck. HOWDY Y'ALL. All aboard to hell! So uh, what are y'all gonna do after that when all of the bloodthirsty fighters expect the Americans? Chrome is a good boy. Oh shit is that his dead sister? Oh right, the pink girl's still here. Ooh what's the super science gadget? IT'S A PIPE BOMB! I'm excited. Okay when do we get the tank. Food Wars- I hate both sides but I always hope I'll get to see Soma lose and suffer. Don't you dare insult garbage convenience store snacks. Not pictured: me shoveling dry offbrand Cap'n Crunch into my mouth while I shittalk these professional chefs. Hey, you girls wanna do anything of value this week? "Destroy all of Japan's restaurants" seems like a bafflingly shitty idea. Bitches love chestnuts. And then frollick around the meadow with Bambi. Shut up Erina nobody should like you. Vote for the other guy so Soma loses. Oh for fuck's sake, this was entirely pointless? Are the only emotions Soma has really just smarmy confidence and frustrateddetermination because that's kinda super boring. Oh hey, Megumi actually managed to do something on her own for once. I hate you, creepy dad Dandy. Beat his ass, grandma. Are we supposed to be surprised that he lived in this building? Was Soma's hot dad also there? What do you mean this grown man doesn't have a deep, unbreakable connection to this specific building he lived in 20 years ago. Was Soma's hot dad being his hot dad supposed to be any kind of twist? Promised Neverland- I'm just happy my son is alive. Awwww look at my kids. Oh shit that's horrifying. Mr. Smee, eh? Wait what. Huh, that's a nifty little drug you figured out. Norman needs a hug. This sounds way too good to last. That sure was a long exposition dump that I didn't entirely follow. Emma you're a good kid but I don't really feel much sympathy for the race of child-eating monsters. Ray does not give a fuck. I wonder how the nice demons stayed okay without human meat. Oh hey, new people. You can tell he's the smart one because he wears a suit. Oh no Norman broke. "Hahahaha, he has trauma!" So the demons are edible, I guess. And then shit got weird. Neat, drugs. Oh shit he knows them. WHAT.

Now push him against the wall and sexily loom over him. 🍿

If I can escape Horny Jail for a minute, I wanna mention how much I like seeing how the Todoroki family drama is being handled. All the kids have different feelings about their trash dad, and they all feel differently about whether they're willing to forgive him and how much interaction they want with him. All of them have a fair point, and none of them are seen as objectively right or wrong about it. I think it's great to show that there's no one right answer to dealing with trauma, and there's no obligation to forgive someone just because they've had a change of heart. It's really refreshing to see something like this handled in a way that acknowledges that this shit is complicated and there are plenty of healthy options for working through it. Also hey Natsuo, I'm gonna fuck your dad.

Jesus christ he's built like a goddamn fridge I-

At least my pictures of Endeavor in skintight spandex are still technically SFW.

What in the sweet and sour fuck are you talking about

I've never given half a shit about He-Man but Damn if that doesn't hit me right in the childhood nostalgia feels.

Well, she's doing better than the rest of them at this point...

Hero- I swear I'm trying my best to kill Endeavor. Hawks is my boyfriend. I hope they have to babysit again. I'm sure those shadowy figures in the OP won't be important at all. Momo did you really need to make an entire cart. I love my dumbass boyfriend. "Hope I don't die!" Oh hey, they're the villains. Anxiety Sasuke is a goddamn mood. Nejire is so cute. MIRIO NO. Boy just yeeted himself off a bridge. Just let him go home. Mirio in the river is legit cracking me up. I love my kids. Anxiety boy is a good boy. THE BOYS ARE HERE. They just stole that car and made him power it. RIP Suneater, you were the best Sasuke and the best Tamaki on the block. Hey there Garbage Dilf. One of you date me now. Aw shit is Bird Boyfriend evil. Honestly Dabi is kinda just a visual approximation of what my curse probably looks like. Food Wars- And now, an objectively worse Sasuke. I don't care about their backstory, show. Erina, still awful. Alice is actually one of the few tolerable characters in this show sometimes. I don't care, show. I'm always really annoyed, snobby glasses dude. I sure can't wait to watch Megumi painfully bumble her way through this. I'd probably like this guy more if he was in a show that I hated less. Why does Erina even bother going to class when she's the super best awesome chef ever. Genuinely surprised Megumi didn't fail and have to get saved by Soma. Sorry dude I only have room in my heart for one good anxiety boy and you'll never beat my boyfriend's boyfriend. Look, look at their tits and ass! It's nice to see Erina almost realizing that other people matter. Gee I'm sure this is gonna end well. Maybe I'll luck out and they'll kill each other. RIP Bambi. Wait what. Call your hot dad to beat his ass. Promised Neverland- Welcome to Monstertown. It's good to hear that the farms are getting attacked. These monsters are really bad at recognizing the children right in front of them. There's just more soup! Seriously, just forget about Phil. Emma needs a hug. Aw shit who's there. I sure hope that thing is blind and nose-deaf. Wait, the what temple? At least this old man demon seems nice. Well that's a horrifying prayer. Thanks, old man. Meanwhile, dying little demon kids. Feed them Phil. I love these two boys and their fish. Oh I got a bad feeling about this. Whelp, this was going far too well. Damn these kids can jump. It's a trap. KNIFE. I feel sorry for their little demon kids that are gonna die now. OH SHIT MY BOY'S ALIVE. Fire Force- Man I hope I don't get a boyfriend killed in the next 30 minutes. And then Beni forgot about the boys and killed them. Beni's just having a good time here. That has to be a record amount of clothes for Tamaki to keep on. Captain Sexy is indeed strong as fuck and I love him. Man I sure wonder where all that pent-up rage came from. And then he just straight up fucking killed them. It's a shame that ol' Wingding Eyes here does nothing for me because he'd be prime boyfriend material. Hibana, still the worst. Oh hey, it's the doctor lady. It's a good thing the doctor lady is right there. Naked ghost mode, go! Aw hell this is gonna be traumatic. Uhhh you okay there kiddo. Oh that guy's definitely about to die. I'm kinkshaming Grandpa. Yikes that's a rough way to go. He was too horny to kill himself. I don't think Shinra's okay. Hiiii Ogun. Man did they really call his death a jackoff accident. Konro's definitely going to die. Oh hey Sho. Hiii Captain Sexy. Shit's getting weird with that girl. Was that the moon from Soul Eater? This better be hinting at Arthur and Excalibur teaming up.

God this better mean an Arthur/Excalibur teamup.