EmpressAngel

Fuck yeah, Jojo! Fuck you, Netflix!

Remember, it's always morally justified and preferable to steal from Netflix.

Little of column A, lot of column B

Boy am I glad that my Twitter feed is just 90% porn and bad memes.

That's hardly a new arc. The entire final arc felt like I was in hell for a solid four years of real time.

I mean, Aizawa's a playable character and his ability's probably just as hard to play against.

I hope they put that subscriber money into Ex-Arm season 2.

Welcome to my world, buddy.

Mineta being the first explicitly confirmed queer character is both simultaneously gay and homophobic.

Hero- Fun story, we're supposed to know exactly what happened in Deika City because there's an entire arc set there that the anime just decided to leapfrog over and come back to later. You okay there, Fuckhands? Bakugo is surprised to have friends. Haa, they cut him out of the interview. That sure sounds like a lot of destruction. Is that the demon from The Exorcist. I love that Endeavor's fanboy became a meme in-universe. Hi, Mt Lady's ass. Todoroki has no idea what's going on. I love my kids. I'd find "Shut your trap and trust me!" to be comforting if I was stuck in a crisis. Deku is trying his best. Oh no you made the mistake of asking him about All Might. Oh hey, he put out a single noodle of that stuff. All Might's looking rougher than usual. I'd also rather wrap up in Aizawa's scarf than sit in a chair. Well that doesn't sound ominous at all. HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS. Everybody's got a different ball on the end of their hat, that's cute. I dont't think he's going back to the guy who died. Uh where's Jeanist? CHRISTMAS ERI OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Oh my god she doesn't know holidays she's too precious. Oooh can she fix Vault Boy soon? Tokoyami no. Awww they got each other's gifts. ERI NO. Next up, GARBAGE DILF HOOOOOOOO. Hi boyfriend! It's me I'm in the show. I'll make good use of you, Hawks. Uhhh you okay there Jeanist? Best Jeanist controls clothes so I choose to believe Hawks had to fight him naked. Hey Hawks whatcha got in that big bag there? New OP is a real banger. Awww Mama. I want Deku's All Might scarf. I hate you, Sliden' Go. I already dislike this shady dude with the laptop. It's okay Hawks I can't handle real coffee either. Hiiiii garbage dilf! Date me you piece of shit. "This'll be great for you, Bakugo. You've both got a personality like a dumpster fire!" There he go. WELL THAT'S OMINOUS. It's too early for this shit. I wonder what his budget is for clothes he destroyes running into battle. Shoto I'm gonna fuck your dad. Hi Hawks! I mean, the crazy guy's probably got a fair point about Endeavor. Do you have a moment to talk about the Lord? I still don't know how Hawks wears shirts. Hey Endeavor why is our boyfriend acting strange? Damn I wish I could read. "Man I hope he can read." OHHHH THAT'S OMINOUS. This ED promises me sad Hawks backstory and I'm here for it. I don't remember making so many horny comments involving the word "daddy" when I wrote this thing but I sure had to remove a concerning amount of them. Yashahime- God I love Moroha. Don't share the reward with your cousins, they suck. How is she charging that thing? "You hurt my butt's' feelings" is a pretty great line. Goddamn kid. I'm sure those are just normal cats and not demons or anything. Welcome to Crazy Cat Lady Village. She's the best. The most adorable demon invasion. And then everyone died. Towa sucks. Calm your thirst, girl. You should probably not trust that guy. Moroha thinks your taste in music is shit. Just find a bunch of ghost dogs to take care of it. FUCK YOU, CATS. Monk dude's totally evil, you goddamn idiot. Just fill the hole, hole filler. Cat demons have nine lives. In a surprise to absolutely no one, the monk is evil. RIP ghost cats. You're dog girls how are you losing to the cats. Moroha is the best. Goddamn furries. Fine kill the dumbass monk see if I care. Great Myoga that's real helpful but Inuyasa's not here right now is he. I kinda hate Towa. That's a lotta skulls. Food Wars- I'll watch it but I refuse to put forth the effort of writing about it for an hour. I hate everything and I want them to suffer.

Me too, boys.

She lives in the teacher's building because they want Aizawa nearby in case her quirk goes haywire.

And now an assortment of pictures of Eri because LOOK AT MY BABY.

My two favorite things in life are Christmas and dilfs so this is a great night for me. Congrats on the whole adult thing.

Oh, so the crusty dudes in their late 30s/early 40s are upset because their favorite piece of 80s pop culture media came back but isn't focused entirely on the white dude? You're right, it is just like Star Wars! Last Jedi was fine. The Finn and Rose's Bizarre Adventure subplot could have been better, but all in all it was a pretty good movie. The real problems happened when JJ came back to do Rise of Skywalker and basically decided to throw out damn near everything that mattered from TLJ. Rey's just a regular person, her parents were drunk nobodies and her power has nothing to do with her blood? Just kidding, she's really Palpy's grandkid and her parents really did love her and just chose to sell her to a junk trader on a shithole planet to protect her! Rose is a talented mechanic with a drive to save the people she cares about and will take any risk to do it? That's cute, but now she's just gonna stand here in the background on the hideout planet while her friends go on adventures and Finn gets a new love interest because she didn't do a good enough job convincing the audience he's not gay for Poe. Leia survived what should have been an instant death and recovered because she's a tough old lady with a ton of Force potential? Well, she's just gonna quietly die halfway through the movie anyways because we ran out of archive footage of Carrie Fisher and god forbid we just say she's alive offscreen or have her stand-in die in a cool fight showing off some fun powers. Hell, I'm actually kind of surprised he didn't just say Luke faked his death and has really just been living in a shack in Tatooine this entire time. Also, real curious how anyone expects them to retcon the sequel trilogy out of existence and start over when Carrie Fisher is still fucking dead. Good luck trying to recast Princess Leia with someone who won't piss off the unpleasable fanbase, Disney!

Man, that was a really short season. Hero- Good job Purple Boy! Mineta is in fact the worst. Shut up douche. Oh hell no don't let that douche near my daughter. LOOK AT MY BABY. I would die for this child, absolutely no questions asked. Meanwhile Bakugo tries to kill Deku. Don't be mean he's nothing like All for One. I love these hardboys. FUCK YEAH, STEW. Todoroki is trying his best to connect these dots but he's missing half of them. God I wish he'd choke me next-wait, I mean what? Ooooh, is there a tragic backstory for Aizawa on the horizon? LOOK AT MY BABY, AGAIN. Goddammit Monoma you are completely fucking useless. I love Fatgum. Someone please hug my daughter. Heee Froppy hibernates. Good luck kids, do your best. Oh hey, shit's going down. This seems like a lot of effort just for a couple wallets. You are the pros, boys! Ha, they're all starstruck by All Might. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. I would have just let that lady get killed and that's why I could never be a hero. Aww, All Might still gets to save somebody. Ya did good, kids. My automatic reaction is that I hate Slidn' Go. Dr Stone- Beat her ass, Kohaku! Tsukasa meanwhile is not okay. I'm with Magma, just kill him. At least nobody's trying to kill them anymore. Nikki is best girl. Hell yeah, it worked! It's okay dude, deadlines don't exist anymore. Senku you really don't have to bring back Goku. Fuck you, cop. Just stare at that lady's giant boobs for comfort as you die. Tsukasa really did turn out to be a surprisingly good dude. How well can you do a lung transplant? Well, glue works too. Y'all should really probably kill that guy. Good news buddy you're gonna get stoned! Okay Yuzu how good are you at sewing open wounds. It's fine, just have him bite down on a shoe. I want his sister and Suika to be friends. Now it's yoru turn to go into a coma! Jesus christ dude. Good luck, y'all. Can we just give him the dirty cop's lungs? Everyone's so excited and meanwhile Tsukasa's just laying there trying not to die yet. Oh that thing is uncomfortably coffin-shaped. I'm not saying I'm shipping it but I'm not not saying it. He fought a gorilla too?! Yeah those were like, three good days before you turned into an asshole and decided to kill him. "Mario is 10 billion percent tripping balls" is not a sentence I expected to hear today but here we are. Whelp, time to cry. It's boatin' time. PIRATE SENKU. I'm gonna guess whatever happened was America's fault. Yashahime- LIGHTNING. Hoot hoot motherfucker. Moroha continues to have zero competition for best girl. Hey Kaede why don't any of these kids know about their parents? Oh I do not like the creepy boneless corpses. Is Sango dead, show? Everyone loves Kilala. Oh good, because everyone wanted to see what Myoga's doing. Oh fuck please tell me that's not our new Shippo. Setsuna sucks. BONE COW. Just give the dogs some bones. Jesus christ what the fuck. Oh sure we can't get any of the OG crew to appear in present time but we get all the Myoga we could ask for. I'm never gonna remember these names. Moroha is the best. Myoga just tell them they're cousins, they're never gonna figure it out for themselves. Towa you're a goddamn idiot. Well that's metal as fuck. Do we really need to flashback to what she said literally 90 seconds ago? Skeletons don't count as people. I also get way more cool when I wear good lipstick. SHE DID THE THING. Jesus christ Towa either grow a pair or figure out a way to go home. Hi, obvious Miroku. Food Wars- I hope everyone dies except hot dad. I hate all of you. Shut up spice boy. Shut up dimestore Sasuke. Who the fuck is this idol girl? I hope that guy at least keeps his pants on. Well, at least he has a decent plan for when they lose. I hate this girl more than most of the others. Blah blah blah I don't care. Lemme guess, all the tickets were soba. Allez cuisine! Today I learned how few fucks I give about how soba is made. I hate you, Soma. Get that boy some ritalin. I'm not even your family and I'm ashamed of you. Oh, is he actually gonna do something besides be annoying and get naked? Clover- Swole Asta is physically repulsive. I hate you, Tinkerbelle. Meanwhile Asta's just a random dumpster baby somebody tossed out. This series fails so hard it has multiple fire users and I wouldn't fuck a single one. She looks exactly like every other female character in this series because the author can only draw one lady face. I'm still rooting for evil Seitz to kill everyone. How does this guy have these memories from his father when he just said that they never saw each other again? Oh what the fuck now. Kill them, evil guy. Oh, it's dimestore Griffith. Tonight's theme is skeletons, apparently. Yuno broke. In addition to being a regular prince, wasn't Yuno also the reincarnated form of that dead baby elf prince? I feel like that makes even less sense now since he's from an entirely different country and wasn't born anywhere near the elf territory.

Genuinely disappointed that they didn't include the most relatable line in this entire arc.

It's literally none of our business what their vague health reasons are. These people are actually complete strangers to us. Stop being weird and speculating on it, it's creepy.

Y'know, I would think that Goku having his own fucking Thangiving Parade balloon is a pretty big hint that the genre isn't as obscure as that one douchebag wants to believe.

Me before: Wow, this one specific dude on that forum is a real idiot but I have no opinion about the place as a whole. Me now: Wow, the entire site sounds like dicks and I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. So like, good job to their mods I guess if their goal was to make a whole different forum think badly about them.

I've read a couple chapters, it's really funny.

It was actually good! I admit that I know very little about the original manga, but it was a really fun watch from an outsider's perspective. Her face is a little jarring at first, but it doesn't take long before you get used to it and forget how weird it is.

Oh, agreed. Black Clover has unreasonably great OPs compared to literally everything else about this show. Hero- Kiss each other you adorable kids. Douche Rogue, still the worst. Uh Aizawa you really might wanna get in there. Try not to kill each other, kids. I was wrong, Mineta is by far the fucking worst. Guard your tits, girls! No just let him grab you and blow all his limbs off. BOOOOO. Gunhead Martial Arts are really paying off for her. Rare sighting of Ponytail Dadzawa. Awww Aizawa really did teach him how to use his scarf. Deku tell your vestige man to call me. Oh sweet he's already getting better at using it. Don't worry this isn't a trick, he really has no idea what he's doing. Shut up Douche Rogue. Forever disappointed that he didn't explode all his limbs off. And then Deku died. Nobody calls you that, tubby. I love my kids. It's okay Shinso you tried your best. Suck it, other kids! "Midoriya, what the fuck?" Midnight's having a great day. Bet ya hugged him real hard, didn't ya? Aizawa is best dad. Dr Stone- I hope they fix her. And then Taiju blinded him. Taiju is a good boy. Yaaay it worked! Awwwwww. Well girl that's a complicated question. Why am I crying. I want her and Suika to be friends. Oh hell no you stay away from her. Ohhhh this is not gonna go well. Shit, she's free. Oh goddammit it's the cop. Oh you son of a bitch. No don't leave your sister with that asshole. YOU SON OF A BITCH. Owwww. Alright what kinda science magic can we pull out to help this. Senku you're built like a wet noodle what are you gonna do? And then they died. The real surprise here is that Senku managed to drag another person out of the river. He looks so weird with his hair down. I forgot he's technically divorced. Dude that's not what happened with the stone magic. He wanted a peaceful world, fuck him! Aw hell he's got some flash step shit going on. He's gonna need those fingers! BIRDS, GO. Tsukasa turned out to be a decent dude in the end. That's a real nice idea but you're going to die in like two minutes. I love that they're just bros now. BOOM. Goddammit just die. I hope you got armor under there. Whelp he's dead, show's over. If he's gonna die anyway he might as well take you out with him. Oh shit. RIDE THE LIGHTNING, BITCH. Now quick, harvest one of his lungs. High five! Yashahime- That cat is goddamn immortal. Moroha has literally zero competition for best girl. So where the fuck is Kagome anyway? Teacher Crispin doesn't care about your time traveling drama. Where the hell did she learn to play a violin? Stocking up on modern snacks, as you should. Is that Kagome's bike in there? It's funny that they worry about changing the past when Kagome could not have given less of a shit about taking things back with her. Oh the stories he could tell you about those days. Uhhhh how do you not know Kagome, the fuck happened to your parents? Is Kagome dead? Did all of our old main characters die offscreen? You probably shouldn't give that thing your magic eye pearls. OH WHAT THE FUCK KIKYO. I always knew that bitch wasn't gone for good last time! Look kids it's a real long story we don't have time to get into it right now. What's this, an actual plot? Does Moroha even know she's related to them? The hell is any of that supposed to mean? Is Sesshomaru's wrong path his decision to boink the fifteen year old that he half-adopted as a small child? I forgot she has a light saber. FOOT, GO. I can't believe that thing actually worked. Is that the fucking Shikon jewel. Moroha/backpack OTP. Sesshomaru kinda fucking sucks. Food Wars- Hi, hot dad. Long story short, literally everybody is horny for Soma's hot dad. Okay so Erina's dad was always a creepy little fucker. I don't care that much about his pre-dilf days, show. Yeah yeah I get it, he's the best and beat everyone, and then he got jaded and lonely at the top, blah blah blah. Sad times in Flavortown, folks. Are you drunk as fuck, eventual hot dad? I absolutely don't really care about your school days. So who'd he fuck? How dare you give me an entire episode of hot dad but then make him too young for me to thirst over. Clover- Swole Asta looks objectively wrong and makes me uncomfortable. I hope they all die. I choose to believe queen swirly eyes and her big titty giant sea witch are lesbians. Charmy continues to be the single bright spot in this dumpster fire. Is that a goddamn bidoof in the hot spring? For the love of god somebody get higher standards. Noelle, still fucking terrible. I want to watch all of you die. Charmy is the only bitch in this series that I respect. I still hate you, Tinkerbell. Oh what the hell now. Yeah sure whatever he's a prince now. Special- Holy shit, a music video on the block that's actually legit good and not a joyless obstacle to suffer through between episodes? I never thought I'd see the day.

Okay that was legit cool.