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Some of these are more likely than others but I'll take a stab at it. Yashahime Mob Megalobox JJK Back Arrow Moriarty the Patriot (wishful thinking but let me dream)

I've only known Riko for 20 seconds but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

The more the characters look like a Precious Moments clearance rack, the more horrifying the series. I'm already crying!

10/10 can't wait to cry and piss myself in terror.

I'm mostly confused why "innocent mistake somebody made while prepping the episodes for broadcast" isn't a good enough explanation for you and your preferred conclusion is that they're intentionally lying about when a series was dubbed for no goddamn reason.

It's not worth complaining about. It's the most minor issue possible and literally has zero effect on the show at all, other than maybe taking a whole extra five seconds to start the show. Actually, it's kind of surprising the weebs aren't throwing a tantrum over it.

I figure whoever at Funi preps shows for broadcast is just so used to throwing up that disclaimer that they put it on Ass Class out of habit.

Blade Runner- Yes you have a reason to be concerned. This guy definitely planned for Elle to kill his dad. Nice bike. Big deal he's a blade runner, we've all done shit we're not proud of. Should I remember who this douchebag drinking wine in his car is? Oh yeah I'm sure all these guards are really gonna help here. These guards kinda suck. I don't think he's gonna be any safer inside. I hope you like climbing. GUN. It doesn't count as you killing someone if you get your friend to do it for you. Hoot hoot motherfucker. Get in loser we're going blade running. Aim for his dick! "Skinjob" is still the worst fucking word. Great idea, consolidate yourselves so she can just tear through you all at once. Huh, she's got his handprint. This is gonna go just great I'm sure. He did it because he's a huge douchebag and you can go ahead and kill him. Elle you're a super robot how are you locked in a stalemate with an elderly man. That went better than I expected. Oh right, the cops. Window, ahoy! Nice bike. Y'all fuckin yet or what? Ass Class- I have no memory of what happened last episode. Oh right, Koro was all fucked up. Do you really love your students if you don't play wingman for them? I'm still rooting for Squid-sensei to destroy the planet. He's right, nothing brings people together like terror. Koro no that's weird. Oh right, Nagisa's balls dropped. TWISTER! Why aren't you kids making out in front of your weird teacher. Nobody calls you that, girl. Sensei broke. I missed you, bitch sensei. On god sis, we are gonna get you laid. What's wrong with her wardrobe? You're right, she looks great in that. Random titan. This is a real weird assignment, kids. Awww she looks pretty. The shawl was the only thing that could cover her giant boobs. Kids you're ruining the mood. Well this got depressing. JUST FUCK ALREADY. He has a dad? Teacher stole your sushi. He even invited the super assassin. Feel free to pop by and kill me any time! Whelp, he's dead. Haa, they're too good at shooting. Karma's gonna kill that guy. Too much goldfish! I love you, bitch sensei. Now there's some encouragement to work together. EGGS. Offer him some eggs in this trying time. You had me at pudding. Death by pudding is also how I'd choose to go out. You're gonna need a lot of cornstarch. That's actually a really great idea. I'm rooting for this plan. The government shelled out all the money for those eggs. Eww get your nasty shoes off the pudding! Pudding regret is a concept I'm familiar with. You ate dirt? You didn't kill him AND now you have more homework, this sucks. "I got all kinds of jiggly weapons!" Oh that's creepy. PARKOUR. That fucking accent is cracking me up. And then he caught all of you. I forgot I hate that vocaloid girl. She's so thirsty I love her. Bribery works. They distracted him with titties it's not his fault. This is hilarious. Aw hell what's this. He's definitely a perv. I'm sorry what was that last one? Oh that ain't right. This got reeeeeal uncomfortable. Who the hell is framing him? That kid still looks like he's 40. Titties ahoy. Caught him! Who's that? IT'S A TRAP. Oh hey it's the one kid.

Brb gotta go confiscate every sharp object TG owns.

AC is second on the lineup because the hell else were they gonna put there? They've got a grand total of three premiering shows, it was either that or Naruto.

I don't envy you poor bastards having to watch three Narutos in a row.

That's the entire reason I use twitter!

For fuck's sake, what won't weebs bitch about?

On the other hand, a wrestling anime where every single fight is a questionably gay matchup between two muscley dudes? Now we're talking. We have Hot Boy Basketball, Hot Boy Volleyball, Hot Boy Swimming, and Hot Boy Skateboarding already. Hot Boy Wrestling Anime just writes itself!

Tom doing the Bebop references makes me so happy. Blade Runner- Ya done fucked up. Definitely don't trust that guy. Lady I got a real bad feeling about your survival odds here. Okay to be fair, "doesn't trust cops" isn't exactly suspicious these days. Thanks for the recap because I forgot most of this. Oh right, this asshole. Is this whole episode just recap? Jumping back in at the end, this is definitely a trap that's going to fuck her over. WHELP. What a shock, that went poorly. At least she's not dead yet? I'm trying really hard to like this show but I'm really just not vibing with it. Yashahime- I have no memory of the last episode. Towa, still the fucking worst. Hi Crispin! Kirara deserves a better show. He's just standing there...menacingly. Sorry about your sword, bro. Just let Rin die, it'd probably be a relief at this point. The fuck is with the pinwheel? At least if you die, you don't have to be in Yashahime anymore. Thanks, evil Crispin! And nothing of value was lost. I think I've had this same fight with my own sister more than once. And then he got stabbed, because what the fuck is going on here? Haaa, this dumb bastard thinks he gives a shit about his daughters. Kill the twins, Crispin. At least Moroha gets to do something. Bye, Moroha. COW. The sheer joy I feel seeing this fucking cow is immeasurable. The what now? Evil Laugh Crispin almost makes this whole shitshow worth it. And nothing of value was lost. I feel nothing, show. This show also puts me to sleep pretty often. MOROHA, THANK GOD. Aww, she's got cute little fangs. Oh my god Towa just fuck off and let her do it. Her powerup is a mullet, that's terrible. Thanks I guess, evil guy trying to kill us? The fuck just happened. And now we're in space because fuck me who even gives a shit. Just kill her, you jackass. Just throw her in the magic tree with your mom. Thanks, shit dad. Please let Erica Mendez be in a better show next time. Bebop- Finally, some good fucking food. I actually watched the movie for the first time for Halloween and it was one of the few true moments of happiness I had last year.

I for one welcome our pervert squid overlord.

Whelp, that is...less than good. It's straight up bonkers to me if they apparently have nothing to slap on the schedule. Shouldn't they at least have the rest of Assassination Classroom? Did they forget they only aired half of it?

Also, this:

They can take my pirated copies of Devilman Crybaby and Beastars when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Finally some good fucking food.

Thank god, I can go to bed early. Blade Runner- Elle's not looking so good here. They're dudes who kill you robot folks. Never trust a cop. This is gonna go just great, I'm sure. Is...is it a surprise that he's a blade runner? Don't call that cop. Daddy doesn't have time for you, kiddo. Again, what IS the point of making the robots more and more human besides just a weird sex thing? Old guy your creepy son is definitely about to kill you. Well, this could be going better. I don't know about the robot girl but I'm a deviant because I'm an unrepentant pervert. Oh this looks like it's gonna hurt. Great job y'all broke your damn robot. Welll that's different. The more I learn about all this replicant stuff the more I think it's just not worth it. Don't shoot the gun around the lab equipment, dumbass! Knock knock it's murder o'clock. Oh hey, the nerd's a decent person afterall. Good news, your boyfriend was real unlike all mine.

But wait, there's more! Pass me the Complaining Ball next! Like, I know some of this shit gets kind of answered in a followup novel or something that Kubo didn't write, but I'm not doing homework for this. Put it in the actual series or it doesn't count.

I genuinely hope the anime goes at the same terrible pace the manga did. I demand that the rest of you bastards spend three months suffering on an unsatisfying, nonsensical side character fight just like I did.