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Nihilism is a different kind of nothing than that to which I was referring..
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I know people who will argue "for" nothing. They're called "Atheists".
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Old, but updated A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?""Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun."You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
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Do you rollerskate there? I've got a brand new key!
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Maybe he's at the playground with Susie, she's the one who's supposed to know her way around.
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Well, one cold day a posse captured Billy And the judge said, "String him up for what he did."And the cowboys and their kinLike the sea came pouring inTo watch the hanging of Billy the Kid
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Had a pair of old Panasonic bookshelf speakers with torn baffles & a pair of Infinitys. I had to move & put the Infinitys in a box marked "Books". I had the original Panasonic box. Idiot movers stole the Panasonics, I was holding on to them intending to replace the speaker cones. Jerks - serves them right to steal garbage.
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Sorry for your loss. Been there with family, coworkers, regular customers & classmates - it's always tough. It feels like some piece of your life just went missing.
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Tell that schmuck not to be a hero too.
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But if you think about it, you could invite a few friends...and feed all of them from this. They'd have to buy their own drink.
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Johnny Cash did.
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Bacon/Chicken - shreaded cheese (toasted), spinach, cucumber, green pepper, black olive, guac & chipotle sauce.
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Bowman: "Open the Pod Bay doors, Hal!" HAL: "Dave's not here, man."
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I served 9 mos. & got the heck out.
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You ever notice how approaching people while cracking your knuckles
tsar4 replied to Zenigundam's topic in Free-For-All
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"I'm sorry Dave, but the sign on the Pod Bay doors specifically states, "No Solicitors".
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My guess would be March 14 of some year, when someone realized that Pie day could mean Pizza, but there wasn't a specific Pizza day.
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Florida Sucks.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bored_of_the_Rings