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Think you missed the reference...

Flat? Somebody go back and get a shitload of quarters!

They'll quit, after about 20 years.

Velvet/Velour doesn't wear well. If you're looking for 70's style, try Naugahyde. They killed so many for couches that Naugas went extinct. Or just cover the couch with durafab.

Jefferson Starship Wheelchair

We bilked this city...

"How high's the water, Mama?"

We apologize in advance for the following massage...

Took longer than it should have. but they did the right thing. https://www.secondcityhockey.com/2018/2/19/17030054/blackhawks-fans-devante-smith-pelly-racism-united-center-banned

That's because you're standing next to this... https://goo.gl/images/V6RuRP

"Still a man hears what he wants to hearAnd disregards the rest" - "The Boxer" Simon & Garfunkel

That's mean. Lots of work to do makes the day go by faster. Otherwise it will seem like the clock never moves.

It's hot because you have it toasted/heated. There's never been enough pepper on it to make it "hot".

When did you stop taking your Lithium?

I never liked closing. But then again, I didn't like opening either.

Tough to find good pastrami anywhere - with the fat still on it like it used to be.

Terminal Flautulence

Who doesn't?

But if nobody raises a red flag, then how will anybody else (Gov't) know the kid has issues. People knew his adoptive father died when he was 4. People knew his adoptive mother died last month of the flu. People saw other things. Only one person raised a red flag, because of a post on social media & sent the screenshot to the FBI. They couldn't find the kid.

It takes a village to raise a kid. It also takes a village to ignore the warning signs that said kid is giving off. Then it takes a village to blame the government in the aftermath.

So you need to break wind?

10th Anniversary of the shooting at Cole Hall, Northern Illinois University. Yesterday, a Chicago Police Commander was gunned down by a guy who was wearing a body armor vest at the State of Illinois Building/Thompson Center. The guy's gun had a 30 round clip. The Commander was off-duty, heard the call nearby & went to assist.

Nihilism is a different kind of nothing than that to which I was referring..