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Wait, did you say "Stranahan's?"

*Pours pint glasses full of freshly made Sangria* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mJRmM7Ql4

https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/restaurants/a43366499/best-tavern-style-pizza-us/?mibextid=l066kq

*tsar lines up a few Cement Mixers & raises one* "To Luuv!"

"We must, indeed, all hang together or assuredly we shall all hang separately." - Ben Franklin

Why wasn't I asked to join?

*Set the drink before Rogue*

What tab? *Pockets the money*

*tsar gestures to the bouncer* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipmCyuIHLj0

The last person I saw drink the stuff kept going back for more, then left the party, went down to the river & came back with a large stone. He claimed it was a turtle and could not be dissuaded. Claimed he was going to make turtle soup.

Give it a second or two... (trash can punch - prepare realemon limeade per instructions, mix with realemon lemonade prepared per instructions, add a can of Hawaiian Punch, stir in a bottle of vodka and a pint of Everclear, add sliced fruit)

*tsar reaches under the bar, ladles a dark purple liquid into a pint glass and passes it to PhilosipherStoned* Enjoy your Trash Can Punch!

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1uEmQHtiw

Chicago Tavern style, party cut.

Pizzas are ready

*tsar peers over the bar* I got you. NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWYXJ04KCM

*tsar sighs, grabs something from behind the bar, moves over to where The_annoying_one is laying and places orange traffic cones around him*

*tsar deftly mixes Wild Turkey 101 with the rest of the ingredients and serves to The_annoying_one with a flourish*

How about a Stone Sour?

*pours SuperWastedOnLife a proper pint, and despite finding basketball less entertaining than a bad round of golf, turns on the game as requested*

(yawn) NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m121tmJzcAc

*Delivers the order* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlB8RAJEEc

*tsar comes back from the basement with a case of Jameson* Ok, here's the deal. We're going to create a "Wall of Remembrance". Everyone will get free shots to drink a toast to those who have gone before us on the boards. We will do shots until we run out of names to toast, or are too drunk to remember. Each name will go up on the wall. I'll start - To RyanfromtheShire/Ryanasfolk (and some other alias I don't remember). "Ypa!"