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A couple of Russian reporters diverge from the State authorized script.

Norway & US re-opened their Embassies in Kyiv.

Dr. Jill Biden, PM Pierre Trudeau, Bono & Edge all visited Ukraine today.

Compared to this 15 yr old girl's drive, stateside driving tests are nothing.

This reminds me of that Toyota commercial where the guy runs over the spike strip, but as a military version... ...pretty sure the second one was a kill shot.

It's a toss-up... This one is what my surname means in one language... ...but this one fits me better lyrically (at least for the first few lines)...

Have a drink on Ryan!

Bye-bye

The dog is probably protecting the property, waiting for those who will never come... Apropos

Russian Frigate is cooking in the Black Sea

Russia finds out... ...and as soon as they can find some more cannon fodder, er, Generals, they'll do something about it.

It had been a few minutes since something caught fire in Russia, I was getting concerned...

Something's (else) burning If this were sports, I'd say Coach Putin is losing his team.

Ain't that the Truth? That ain't the Truth! "Comrade Milton, you've been promoted to General and are being sent to Ukraine!"

з днем народження дорога, Vamped!

Meanwhile in Russia, stuff keeps catching on fire.

Darn...

Huge if true...

Reading back, Exxon pulled a majority of their workers from the area a couple days prior to the explosion. Their reason was "force majeure".

Obviously, this is the fault of the Ukrainians... It's only about 6,500 miles away.

Chinese vlogger who moved to Ukraine for work blocked by China. "You're telling the truth and we'll have none of that here".

I'm assuming she was an authority on being a Karen and an entitled asshole, so I guess I must be.

I was called an "entitled asshole" and "Karen" for not saying "excuse me" when I accidentally bumped into a 20-something's cart (which was blocking the items at the grocery store that I wanted to get). She was too busy yammering on her phone to move even slightly, despite it being obvious what I was trying to do. When I turned around, she immediately brought her phone up, so I assume she was videoing in case I responded physically. Afterward, I realized I had the perfect chance to say something benign in Ukrainian and let her think she was being insulted.