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*passes Crapshot a glass of water* Thought you looked familiar.

*passes a rocks glass, half full of Jameson's* Yeah, I take requests, whether I play them is another story.

*slides you a "Bubble Up* 7up is for mixer only. Be thankful it's not "Teem".

BTW - it's the 49 anniversary of the release of "Apostrophe" today.

*places order where atomicinumatt was sitting* "The New York Dolls covered it too." NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbKREkuDh3s

*Places the drinks before atomicinumatt* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h9PbMucPXU

*sets up drinks,. faces atomicinumatt* "What's with the "Have a nice day" t-shirt?"

I did try, but LastFM did away with Groups, apparently some time ago. No more "ASMB Jukies".

"Don't step on The_annoying_one when you need to rush in there."

*slides Farful's order on to the bar, while thinking of the line from Nick the bartender in "It's A Wonderful Life"*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPpGp_J3z2A

Today, on FB...

*places shots of malort in front of scoob & lupin* NP: https://youtu.be/BPPtrqvHGEg

*entire bar goes quiet, which is understandable with only a couple of patrons* We don't use that word here. *slides a White Ukrainian to the_annoying_one*

No Coors. The ghost upstairs gets very active when someone even mentions that stuff. NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhw1XMBDx80

Schlitz, Blatz, Meister Brau, Fox DeLuxe...

Anything and everything. The real taps are below bar level. Keeps the snobs peeking in the windows moving along.

I've left a message for Romana (& others). Not sure if any of the former asmb'ers in the LastFm group are still on that site, but maybe I'll try that next.

https://unevenedge.com/topic/60701-the-uneven-bar/

Around 2004/2005, there was a thread that Grande Dame Romana & I populated consistently with the occasional other Babbler's poking their heads & thoughts in. I think she worked the bar & I ran the dj booth (usually the song would be in line with something that was currently being discussed), but there was also a few barflies. In the thread, you could be yourself or a persona of your mind's creation. Flirt, play pinball, darts or pool, drink, watch a cult classic on the TV in the corner, be merry and try not to ruin anybody else's day. So belly up, order a drink and pontificate about whatever is on your mind. (As this goes along, if it flies at all, we may need to refine things.) And with that - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwSTe9uit48

First time I heard the phrase was in the "Worst Family in Britain" sketch (Monty Python).

Every time I see this guy, I think "Drunken Teenage Tarantino".

Next, you'll be telling me I could call it "Tsar Bar".