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viperxmns

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  1. My opinion is the animation still isn't on par with the old TMS episodes but it looks like it could be fun, they definitely wrote the jokes with the older audience in mind, of course the original was like that as well also Tiny Toons is coming back
  2. stupid fucking dvr wasnt recording jojo for weeks on end didnt even realize it was back episodes listed randomly on demand think I recorded all the ones I missed but I'm not even sure
  3. It goes where you go It does what you do There is no escape From the skeleton inside you
  4. Inside every clown Is a spoopy clown skeleton
  5. there go my nipples again
  6. Daddy didn't want us anymore so we have a new daddy waj
  7. "Please, don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!" cried Uter. "Silly child, that is exactly why I shall pursue you to the ends of the Earth", replied Count Chocula. "How do you think I got to be this way?" Uter ran onward through the brambles, though he was exhausted and in much pain. The first rays of sun were still hours away, and the night was cold. He desperately searched for a hole or grotto to hide in. The ruthless vampire was gaining on him, a dark shape in his peripheral view that would not abate. His legs, scraped and bloody, were altogether laying a path for the hungry Count to follow. "All this running is making me hungry", Uter thought to himself. He searched his pocket for another piece of the very candy that put him in such a predicament. He found one. But it fell. "Oh no!" Uter halted, torn between two desires, to eat and to live. "Living now lets you eat more candy later", he wisely thought. So he ran on. Soon Uter came to a lake. The count was right on his heels. "I've got you now, you delicious fat morsel!" He crowed. "Water is very harmful to draculas." this knowledge passed down through generations suddenly came to the forefront of Uter's young mind. He ran right to the edge of the water. He stopped and turned. Count Chocula was all too eager for his prey. Tunnel vision closed in. He could not see the lake in front of him. As he dived in for the kill, Uter dodged. SPLASH. "NOOOOOOOO!!", Count Chocula cried, as he slowly dissolved into oblivion. Heaving from the effort, Uter collapsed. He had won. Now to search for that candy he dropped...
  8. Here you can tell a spoopy story Spoopy story A man walks into an establishment. "Hello, I am interested in a haunted ventriloquist dummy for my trailer park." " I am sorry sir, we are sold out." "Oh, is that right". "Yes sir, I do apologize" This is very important to me. Please tell me when they will become available" "I cannot do that at this time sir" "Why" "Because I am dead sir" [Skeleton creak] "Oh. He was a skeleton"
  9. https://amp.tmz.com/2020/10/06/eddie-van-halen-dead-dies-cancer-65/?__twitter_impression=true Uuugghhh
  10. It's the little things that can be absolutely enraging, like someone spilling out your coffee before you're done with it
  11. viperxmns

    fuck it

    Just load that sucker full of M&Ms or some ish
  12. viperxmns

    fuck it

    If you put candy on the inside of the mask you can eat candy hands free
  13. Well there goes that dream
  14. How much are they? Haven't checked I don't decorate for Halloween and still kinda want one
  15. Bruce Timm's name has both Batman and Robin in it
  16. I had some a long time ago when I wasn't prepared for it but I think I'd go for it more now but I never think to buy any and I also need beer beer
  17. Venture Bros. comics maybe? :/ damn this is disheartening
  18. def a surprise to see a Shenmue anime coming
  19. here is one these two seconds (0:37)
  20. I am sofa king we todd ed
  21. Damn peeing in a bottle in a car must be a learned skill. On a road trip, i know i have to pee, sticking the thing in there but my brain just doesn't let it happen It almost gets there and stops Using one of those empty detergent bottles
  22. Guess you could say.. they didnt.. act their age
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