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mthor

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  1. mthor
    What skill?
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  3. mthor
    Well, The Hound account is now a guest. How long until he starts to whine about coming back?
  4. mthor
    Just make sure you have a mask for CPR - you don't know where that mouth has been.
  5. mthor
    Shit, who needs that? I can do more with a couple of Band-Aids than most people can do with a fully stocked first aid kit.
  6. mthor
    Any time anybody posts an AMA, all I can think of is patients signing out of the hospital.
  7. mthor
    I am spending the day with Dexter and DeeDee They are winning.
  8. mthor
    It generally winds up there. Just let nature take its course. Kind of like justice will with his bench warrants.
  9. mthor
    A day late and a dollar short as always but Happy Birthday 🎂
  10. mthor
    You could cure cancer or bring about world peace with this kind of dedication. @Poof
  11. mthor
    You don't need a therapist, you need an ankle bracelet.
  12. mthor
    How can you be sure that Canada will let you in?
  13. mthor
    You just hang out with the wrong crowd.
  14. mthor
    If 18 is the new 30, then 28 is the new 40
  15. mthor
    There is a tiny redeeming quality to sponges' asshole: there is an educational aspect to it. I'll be damned if I know what that lesion is.
  16. mthor
    You'd have to pay me, and there's just not enough money in the world.
  17. mthor
    Being dumpy and rapidly sliding out of middle aged makes me a highly qualified judge of those qualities
  18. mthor

    Busy Friday

    mthor replied to midnight's topic in Free-For-All

    Yay - one hour left til I close, one page left on the Banned Book list. If I'd stop fooling around, those two things might actually coincide.
  19. mthor
    You're almost middle-aged and dumpy, and heading rapidly down-hill.
  20. mthor
    If you're crazy, it doesn't matter what your name is.
  21. mthor
    If 22 year olds are cougars, then you'd better stock up on Viagra, grandpa.
  22. mthor
    I admire a man who follows his dream.
  23. mthor
    Don't you have FMLA? Bipolar disorder is covered.
  24. mthor
    Actually, I am. We're even cordial these days. However, we haven't lived within 100 miles of each other since 2001. It's just that we're both too lazy and cheap to get a divorce. @midnight nice to meet you, disco's hubby!😀
  25. mthor
    Call the shrink, now. In the future, fuck your mother. Acute psychosis is a psychiatric emergency.
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