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    Uh, you do know that Puerto Rico is a US territory.
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    My five year old grandson has more muscle mass than you do.
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    He collects them - hangs them on the wall like doctors and lawyers hang diplomas.
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    Ninja'd - I was going to say cellulite.
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    A restraining order - again.
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    I'm a man, but I can change. If I have to. I guess.
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    Oh noes!

    mthor replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All

    So? That proves nothing.
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    Oh noes!

    mthor replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All

    They moved, and didn't leave a forwarding address.
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    Oh noes!

    mthor replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All

    When you have adult children and have mastered real-life family dynamics, it might be possible to take you seriously. Until then, you're just making noise.
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    Oh noes!

    mthor replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All

    And exactly how many children have you raised and potty trained?
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    The only way you're going to build a family is by donating to a sperm bank, and even then, I doubt you'd pass the screening process.
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    When did you develop a pregnancy fetish?
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    To me, he was a Satanic minion.
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    The only one I remember was Teddy Ruxpin (creepy as hell). He was the cause of the only argument that I ever won with my mother-in-law.
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    Oh, it's just lovely! And here's a house warming gift.
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    Blocks you in 5...4...3...2...1.
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    It looks nice, but where did you put the Judas chair? Also, Janice and Lucille send congratulations.
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    Maybe. After all, when you get a pulled pork sandwich, how can you be sure whether it's pig or long pig?
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    and bunnies
  22. mthor
    How do zombies travel?
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    Not worth the mess, and the body work would be a nightmare.
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    What do vegan zombies eat?
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    A stray car? It was probably afraid that if it followed you home, it'd wind up in the impound lot, uninsured, unregistered, and unloved.
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