mthor

Who wants champagne with slivers of glass in it?

Well, waifu probably needed a bath anyway.

mushroom

Just hope to be in the impact zone - it'll be over quicker that way.

Only in your dreams.

Adding another restraining order to your collection, I see.

Janice is well. She is still on the couch, but the old and poorly socialized cat has moved to the recliner, so she is now sharing it with the two younger cats, who let her have the remote, so she is quite pleased.

Happy birthday from me and Janice <3

Off to work - I wouldn't mind, but it's 12 degrees out and I'd rather stay inside where it's warm.

Tongue is yummy - I'd take that on pizza any day of the week, but pineapple? That's barbaric.

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lions

How long do you give him before he becomes a MGTOW?

And here I thought you were grounded off the computer.

She's pretty gross, but obesity isn't a prerequisite for adipocere.

Pretty much like any other 200 year old corpse. Death may be the great equalizer, but time comes in a pretty close second.

I have.

In captivity. You know, it'll be interesting to see just how the alpha male thing plays out in jail.

You do know that the man who first put forward the alpha male hypothesis regarding wolves later found that it only applies to wolves in captivity.

insecure

Yeah, but at least you won't care. (When I have the flu or a bad cold, I always have hot lemonade with a shot of rum in it before I go to bed - sort of homemade Nyquil)

Welcome to cronedom, my dear! <3 Now that there are two of us, I think we need our own bragging folder. No pictures. just long involved posts about how exceptional the grandbabies are.

And people have to realize that it is about the long run - it's not about going on a diet or working out, it's about making maintainable life style changes. People don't realize what a difference water instead of soda and taking just a few extra steps can make. Yeah, you won't have that bikini body in time for summer, but in a few years, your knees will send you flowers.

Are they talking about a section yet?

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