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They won't be able to if you keep abusing language.

Happy birthday! Here is a first aid kit for nurses:

Only things that don't stain get spilled on floors. All colored beverages get spilled on carpet. My kids used to only spill water in the kitchen. Any time they spilled anything else - juice, soda (other than Sprite), fruit punch, milk (not so much for the stain as for the smell), it was on the (wheat-colored, of course) carpet.

I don't know any more. I used to be 5' 7 1/2", but over the past couple of years, I've been told I'm now 5'6" or 5'6 1/2". It's mostly bad posture, though - I'm too young to be actually shrinking but old enough to be well on the way to becoming one of those little old ladies who have their chins firmly embedded in their sternums.

Apparently, they can.

What exactly does that mean?

He had credibility?

Check out garum; also similar fish sauces from southeast Asia that I can't remember the names of. I've read that Lea & Perrins is somehow related to/derived from/inspired by them. (If it mentions this in the video, I apologize - I'm too intent on listening to Scheenee yell at Dr No to look at another video.)

Nobody is too young for an MI.

If you are over 50 and don't have a baseline EKG on file somewhere, this might be the time ask the doc about getting one. Also, glad to hear that you haven't become battery-powered. On topic - I like raw beef, and dislike hazelnuts in any way, shape, or form.

Jumping the megalodon, maybe?

Mazel Tov!

True. It probably would have been more accurate to say that they were used to observing it.

Well, to be fair, both of the interpreters were native speakers who'd immigrated as adults. It's apparently a big deal in eastern Europe, and they were used to celebrating it.

It actually is a thing in other countries...one year at work, the Russian interpreter and the Bosnian interpreter, who were both men, got us pizza. We never got anything from our American male bosses.

I don't know what the numbers mean, but I do know that as people get older, they become far-sighted (if memory serves me, as it so seldom does, the eyeball flattens as we age). This means that near-sighted people become less near-sighted. This also means that one is generally in ones mid 40's before one notices any appreciable difference, although one can have the process begin in the mid 30's. Welcome to middle age.

What?

Imagine a few of those in a batch of deviled eggs. When I was a kid, we got our eggs from one of the local farmers - it never failed that the double yolks always showed up when Mom was baking a cake. The only thing that pissed her off more was getting one with a blood spot .

Get off the lawn, whippersnapper.

Better?

Oh fuck. NVM. You can't tell me a joke on Thursday, or I'll laugh in church.

Seriously.