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I kind of wish somebody would call me a Karen. It would be fun.

And you're about two years late on a video. Birthday's over, ghostie - get to work! 😡

Live long and prosper. Edit: 🖖 I did not know this existed.

A question is ok - it's when the discussion gets longer than 75% of the rest of the threads in rants....

The volcano eggs were disappointing.

I don't know - I find it more user-friendly, but my tastes are simple.

No - pornhub has a better search function.

You're actually harassing those of us who aren't here to view that content. When I want porn, I go to pornhub. I don't come here for that, and to come upon it out of context and without warning is disturbing and might be considered an act of aggression.

Yes, I can now get Nellie & Joe's key lime juice in upstate NY...just made key lime bars for the older daughter's birthday.

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You can put it on an open wound if you want, but all you'll get is pain - it's basically just Vaseline & menthol, neither of which are antimicrobial.

Yeah, only two years (twitch).

I don't know, man - Sophocles and Freud certainly got some mileage out of it.

Do we have to write a book report, and will you grade on a curve?

Time to film an episode of Nude Analysis of Science Fiction.

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Fuck common core math.

Yeah, caffeine worked at first for me, but it got to the point where I was just chugging it to keep the headache away.

Yeah, for us, it's local, so available at the grocery store.

I said tablespoon. You may be a former barista, but I worked nights for 10 years. I know how to make coffee.

The reason Death Wish gives you the jitters is because they recommend 2 1/2 tablespoons of grounds per 6oz of water (as opposed to 1 tablespoon/6 oz ). It's tasty, but it doesn't have more caffeine; you can get the same effect from Maxwell House if you use the same proportions.

Believe it!