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mthor

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  1. (Angela Lansbury, Dick Van Dyke, and Mel Brooks polish their swords...there can be only one.)
  2. "I believe it is peace for our time..." (Neville Chamberlain)
  3. Blah blah blah not the score, blah blah blah friends we make along the way blah blah. Edit to add: this is annoying. If you're going to give me a link, please make it a link to the actual board, not the "what's new." I require context.
  4. It's fun, but depressing at the same time - I remember watching these (religiously) on Saturday mornings.
  5. RIP Kiwi farms. RIP free speech on the internet.
  6. Every now and again, it occurs to me that if I'd kept off all the weight I've ever lost, I'd be antimatter now.
  7. He also had his own thread - I think the title refered to him as "The Homer Simpson of Presidents" or words to that effect.
  8. It's not that awful, even if all of the no-no words are allowed. I mean, it's not a hug box, but I've seen worse. And it's probably the only place on the internet where you can speak freely. If it's gone for good, y'all better start learning Newspeak.
  9. Of course. Out of context screen shots tell you everything you need to know to pass judgement. Carry on, then.
  10. Out of curiosity, how often do you visit the farms?
  11. No pony express - too much methane in horse farts.
  12. The kids go back to school Wednesday - maybe now I can learn how to play Minecraft.
  13. This was not totally unexpected. Stuff has been in the works for a while; Josh keeps us updated, but I'm a boomer, and I don't understand the technical issues. Look, I'm just pissed because I probably won't get to see Russell Greer's response to the court telling him that no, he can't sue his way onto America's Got Talent, and that mediation or arbitration are his only choices.
  14. Time for the semi-annual complaint that every year, a cold becomes less of an inconvenience, and more an actual illness.
  15. It did, once upon a time, but my kids are in their 30's, so it's kind of moot now.
  16. For me, personally, it'd be fine. Halloween is coming, after all...
  17. Apparently, it's been reported on Twitter that Chris escaped from court by climbing out the bathroom window. There is no proof of this, nor is it likely that it would be physically possible, given that Chris is still somewhat rotound, and has spent 40 years actively avoiding physical exercise (unless you count the curls he did with six packs of soda way back when.)
  18. They should just join the Knights of Columbus. The knights say the rosary, and they get swords. (I have my grandfather's K of C sword in my umbrella stand.)
  19. I concur.
  20. We had a van parked on the corner by our house for about a week back when we lived in Florida. My husband's uncle got sick of looking at it, so he went out and banged on the side and asked what they were doing. Turns out it was a PI filming one of the neighbors doing things that he claimed that he was too disabled to do.
  21. 1976: the bicentennial was a fun year. 199-: I got proofed for cigarettes on my 35th birthday. 2004: got a job at the library - getting paid for what I'd done for fun for years.
  22. A puppy was a bad idea.
  23. The Karen have been victims of systemic oppression, and have been fighting for an independent state in Burma since 1949. Please stop insulting them by using the name of their ethnic group as a term for poorly mannered white women.
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