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It's not that awful, even if all of the no-no words are allowed. I mean, it's not a hug box, but I've seen worse. And it's probably the only place on the internet where you can speak freely. If it's gone for good, y'all better start learning Newspeak.

Of course. Out of context screen shots tell you everything you need to know to pass judgement. Carry on, then.

Out of curiosity, how often do you visit the farms?

No pony express - too much methane in horse farts.

The kids go back to school Wednesday - maybe now I can learn how to play Minecraft.

This was not totally unexpected. Stuff has been in the works for a while; Josh keeps us updated, but I'm a boomer, and I don't understand the technical issues. Look, I'm just pissed because I probably won't get to see Russell Greer's response to the court telling him that no, he can't sue his way onto America's Got Talent, and that mediation or arbitration are his only choices.

Time for the semi-annual complaint that every year, a cold becomes less of an inconvenience, and more an actual illness.

It did, once upon a time, but my kids are in their 30's, so it's kind of moot now.

For me, personally, it'd be fine. Halloween is coming, after all...

Apparently, it's been reported on Twitter that Chris escaped from court by climbing out the bathroom window. There is no proof of this, nor is it likely that it would be physically possible, given that Chris is still somewhat rotound, and has spent 40 years actively avoiding physical exercise (unless you count the curls he did with six packs of soda way back when.)

They should just join the Knights of Columbus. The knights say the rosary, and they get swords. (I have my grandfather's K of C sword in my umbrella stand.)

I concur.

Just let me toddle around in my little bubble of senility, ok?

Depends on how old the Cartel is - this was about 25 years ago.

We had a van parked on the corner by our house for about a week back when we lived in Florida. My husband's uncle got sick of looking at it, so he went out and banged on the side and asked what they were doing. Turns out it was a PI filming one of the neighbors doing things that he claimed that he was too disabled to do.

1976: the bicentennial was a fun year. 199-: I got proofed for cigarettes on my 35th birthday. 2004: got a job at the library - getting paid for what I'd done for fun for years.

A puppy was a bad idea.

The Karen have been victims of systemic oppression, and have been fighting for an independent state in Burma since 1949. Please stop insulting them by using the name of their ethnic group as a term for poorly mannered white women.

When I saw that this took place in Melbourne, my first thought was Florida Man, but no.

Motherfucker got some kind of continuance due to autism. At least he's still in jail.

The grand jury met, nothing has been released, but Chris was last on the docket, so the findings are probably sitting on somebody's desk. He has a hearing tomorrow, too, although nobody seems to know for what.

I don't know if I've just been lucky or if this an exceptional year for them, but the peaches have been simply amazing. Ditto the cherries.

That bear is not in the woods.

all I can think of when I hear "biscoff"

Reported.