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Every now and again, it occurs to me that if I'd kept off all the weight I've ever lost, I'd be antimatter now.

The kids go back to school Wednesday - maybe now I can learn how to play Minecraft.

Time for the semi-annual complaint that every year, a cold becomes less of an inconvenience, and more an actual illness.

I concur.

Just let me toddle around in my little bubble of senility, ok?

Depends on how old the Cartel is - this was about 25 years ago.

We had a van parked on the corner by our house for about a week back when we lived in Florida. My husband's uncle got sick of looking at it, so he went out and banged on the side and asked what they were doing. Turns out it was a PI filming one of the neighbors doing things that he claimed that he was too disabled to do.

1976: the bicentennial was a fun year. 199-: I got proofed for cigarettes on my 35th birthday. 2004: got a job at the library - getting paid for what I'd done for fun for years.

A puppy was a bad idea.

The Karen have been victims of systemic oppression, and have been fighting for an independent state in Burma since 1949. Please stop insulting them by using the name of their ethnic group as a term for poorly mannered white women.

I don't know if I've just been lucky or if this an exceptional year for them, but the peaches have been simply amazing. Ditto the cherries.

That bear is not in the woods.

all I can think of when I hear "biscoff"

Reported.

Hey, I'm old - I need something to aspire to on my not-bingo nights.

It's no fun anymore.

Sad but odd fact: her brother died in the Heaven's Gate mass suicide.

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You mean you're not going to stomp off and start your own better site with blackjack and hookers?

Damned if I know - that's just what I remember my brothers doing when they were in little league.

I wish that peanut butter and mayo still came in glass jars.

Neets foot oil, baseball in the mitt, rubber bands?

Well, at least we got to build the pyramids...

General Ulysses S. Grant. Not the civil war general, but my sister's cat. He is a small ginger tabby with a perpetually worried expression that hides a bad attitude.

Sorry, recycling picked up this am, so I've just got the one, but I'll save you tomorrow's.