RainyDayJizz#35

Yes, I did need to make another thread for this. Have a happy day or get drunk and make it happy. If you're feeling sad, do cocaine. Happy Birthday Jesus!

Why is the mistletoe only for transexuals? Or is that just the one by the fireplace? Are your Christmas decorations themed on gender discrimination?

People around here seem to love carne asada fries. I'd much rather have the California burrito. https://www.seriouseats.com/2010/03/what-is-a-california-burrito-san-diego-mexican-food.html

Forgot why I logged in in the first place. This is the attitude that makes me pretty certain it will come to billions dying before actual measures are taken towards keeping Earth habitable. Hopefully by then it'll be a matter of installing a few plants over the course of a few months.

Hoping it's these guys.

I dunno, I haven't been paying a lot of attention to the world. I would say 50 to 100 is likely because it seems like a transitional time, but weather could easily be livably strange for another 300 years.

Thank god, sponges can stop asking for your promised review. You should have done a video review though.

Nah, but i think it will kill billions by the time people start taking it seriously.

Zeni has known how to take on chairs for years. I'm just not sure if he's kept up that rigorous ninja warrior training.

New goal, make a dvd movie with six thirty second to four minute instances of unskippable buffering in the middle of chapters.

Stop posting photos of me without my permission.

BLAAAP.

I can't help it. And it's always child messes that reel me in. I think it's because they are disordered.

What's a solid edible to get? We had a chocolate bar and some four dollar cookies that looked like Famous Amos. I used to see tubs of gummis at my shop but their product lines have changed for edibles and I haven't looked at them hard.

My youngest sister watched Barney, and since I took care of her a lot I saw it too. I remember it as trying to teach morals with little other substance. Be nice and make friends and everyone is happy! Which I suppose is fine when you're two. I think most grown humans see that simplistic message and react negatively out of an awareness of life's complexities. Like people that are asses no matter how nice you are, or the ones that will see your friendliness as weakness. Or maybe I'm looking at it too hard and that stupid song is an annoying earworm.

I mean... it wasn't my child. I don't know what her excuse was.

Me too! But few people tell me that, I say it more than most people.

I love you. People called out of work today like I told you they would, so I'm busy.

Can only hope I'm partially responsible for this mood. My love will break down the gates of Troy if we're continuing the penis analogies here.

Did you show Shadow how it works? My parent's kitty was way happier about the laser toy when she knew I controlled it.

We should sell tickets!

According to Boo I could probably take on most goats with it. I would challenge people but we fear caving in their heads.

You know, that makes me wonder if Jenny is dead by now.

It's pretty nice by the border. All the fires are north of me in the gentrified areas. Take that, wealthy people!

To tell me I would be waiting for Boo at the dental office, rather than leaving and picking her up when she's done. So I'm here with no book or switch to help kill time. Oh, and no money or ID either. So if we go to the weed store later I'm probably stuck waiting. I want to temporarily die so I don't have to experience this.