RainyDayJizz#35

I feel like I shouldn't throw them away but i don't know what to do with them. I dunno if Planned Parenthood takes donations...

There has been a mini ice age, i think in the late 1700s. Y'all have fun with that. I heard there were extended winter festivals.

You threw that out for no reason.

A roast can end up $30 these days. Where have you been.

I just want to see the end, now that most of the interesting characters are dead. With the current direction I expect disappointment.

Pay a 15 year old girl to talk about sex for ten minutes once a week. Edit: and record it, of course. Don't just spend your weekends listening to that crap without an agenda. The other guy will kick your ass for moving in on his legal age biddies.

Eat wooden furniture and post the videos.

Not sure if I'm jealous? Now that I think about it I rarely get ripped, usually just a strong buzz if I drink these days. Boo is trying to keep me away from things that kill me so it's been a couple weeks. Now to watch that video since I'm finally done working.

.... Um....

Quit doing that in the broom closet.

The child being white is like 90% of why I haven't told the person to shut up immediately.

A lesbian I worked with said she slapped her girlfriend because she was tired of her mouth. The men laughed immediately.

KITTIES!!!

How many people do you wanna say that to. Some people realize that no one cares. "Look I love your kids but I have no opinion on their school progress. If they tell me about it themselves I'll fake it but we both know this has little relevance to life."

There is the possibility he is a cold weather ninja.

Congraturations, Bimmy and Jimmy are the winnars. There is a charm to those poorly translated endings. Now in the modern era we can relive those days through indie studios.

I can't smoke here but people smoke it on the street in my neighborhood. Edit: in this apartment, I mean.

Are the Chiefs even good this year?

Lol, i am not surprised you already said something. She likes The Mummy movies.

That could also be a problem. It wasn't really a razor commercial, but gillette making a statement aimed at men. I couldn't call it a psa, but it was like one. maybe the ceo was banging his secretary and this was the divorce settlement.

I can see guys getting annoyed at the guy stopping the other one from trying to hit on a chick. I didn't get that, it didn't show him hounding a woman all night, just trying to get a cute girl walking down the street. It could start to raise a question of what harassment really is, when is bad flirting harassment, is it ever. That could get some colorful internet discussions going. I can already see incels blanket claim of saying they are that and none of it is true. Hitting each other and hooting at women is what humans do, and most of them still wanna do it. Even the people that wrote the commercial have these traits in them. But aggression displays are very popular in wildlife, with the aim of avoiding confrontation. What better way to avoid confrontation and be aggrssive than to type a buch of hateful rhetoric and post it on the internet.

It's probably your stomach stretching. I used to have trouble eating sometimes and starting back up is tough.

Oh, it looks like a dick. I get it.