This might be the worst thing you've ever called me. Watch me not start a fight over the things I say like an expert.
You're calling it polyamory but you don't like the idea of me fucking her like I do you, Amongst the other hiccups this conversation had. If I remember correctly you basically want a girlfriend to bring into bed which will cause issue if penetrated by me. It's totz unfair. Liek, do I get to bring in some girl that wants to fuck me as well?
Edit: Also, I see what you were up to today.