RainyDayJizz#35

I was just trying to ruin the mom joke.

Tragically he contracted HIV due to blood transfusions for combating hemophilia in his mother during her pregnancy.

https://youtu.be/hzbAoH_nrX4

I was kinda just being silly, i can see that angle. In my mind if you like licking another person don't be squeamish about it. The creatures living on our bodies have to deal with what we do. I suppose attempts to make anything different from what it is only reminds me of all of what that thing is. Our entire bodies are an ecosystem no matter how you pretty it up.

If I'm going to put genitals in my mouth I want them to taste like genitals, dammit. We're spoiled enough with all the shaving these days.

It's raining and I have to go drive around people used to perfect weather. Waaaahhh.

Rhetorical questions end in a period.

Truth hurts everyone that doesn't live it, and you think I'd let her move in with me before we've had sex? Get real. I'm the first guy that gave her an orgasm, hence the sig. Only recently did I find out why she was so shocked our first time. I know y'all like to dish about what you think we're like but trust you don't know.

I thought you had a crushing epiphany about drowning yourself with negativity a while back.

That's less creepy than zeni posts.

"Oh shit, we already did the ot win, how does this super bowl end?" "Tell the defense to fold or something. I came up with the last one, dickhead."

Sounds like someone's bid for public office went well. It's basically like a child is popping in trying to dig at her. I don't know what you think you're going to do here but does attempting to erode a bipolar woman's self-esteem really make your day? Cause there's nothing there to erode. You're swinging at an empty whiffle ball stand with toothpicks and it's like someone's dog wandered in the room looking like it's about to vomit. People are watching it but only because they hope someone grabs it to take the mangy thing outside.

Was the Benny Hill theme playing during the 4th quarter? The score looked like it was. I'd like to see the recap on dubious calls in favor of the pats but who cares anymore. I hope the owners turn it into murderball to try and bring the younger generations back to tv.

Lolwtf

Possibly, a lot of people suck. Teachers tend to be patient.

The shit for men in your life is partially on you too. I remember the nice guy you talked about but you got bored and made it sexual. Then he got corny or whatever. And the recent dude without a car. You can give him a shot, you should be well aware people have rough patches. You look for bad qualities in men, at least you make it seem like that. If I've noticed anything in three months you're gonna need a very patient man.

I was very happy to see the results of the poll after I voted.

The super bowl is today? I can't wait for the Patriots to win with several dubious calls. Won't be watching though. I'll look at the score a couple times. I can't stand the sissy arm tackles in the NFL anymore.

I feel like my baldness has been a net positive, I just miss not cutting my hair. Who knows how long it would be if I hadn't lost it.

Just being a woman I'm sure. You'd be amazed at all the things I need to change or do... Many of them warranted, sure. I will agree the way I eat in private is disturbing.

Remember muscle is heavier than fat. People get obsessed with that number and sometimes during a period of working out your body is building muscle while losing fat. They don't see any change on the scale or with their eyballs and start obsessing. Just keep at it.

Wow, being bald helps me see this better. Yeah but it doesn't look like much right now. Might still have time for the cowards way out.

Dammit we're all too old now. I feel like I should just toss them at a high school.