RainyDayJizz#35

We should sell tickets!

According to Boo I could probably take on most goats with it. I would challenge people but we fear caving in their heads.

You know, that makes me wonder if Jenny is dead by now.

It's pretty nice by the border. All the fires are north of me in the gentrified areas. Take that, wealthy people!

To tell me I would be waiting for Boo at the dental office, rather than leaving and picking her up when she's done. So I'm here with no book or switch to help kill time. Oh, and no money or ID either. So if we go to the weed store later I'm probably stuck waiting. I want to temporarily die so I don't have to experience this.

To tell me I would be waiting for Boo at the dental office, rather than leaving and picking her up when she's done. So I'm here with no book or switch to help kill time. Oh, and no money or ID either. So if we go to the weed store later I'm probably stuck waiting. I want to temporarily die so I don't have to experience this.

When the doctor's told me I had cancer I didn't react at first. I lost interest in everything. But a nurse came around that changed my life forever. She showed me that even really sick kids can enjoy blowjobs, that you're never really too weak to cum. And even though I'll be dead soon, I'm thankful that the make a wish foundation has seen fit to make my dream come true.

For as little as one dollar a day you too can make a difference in the lives of albino African children with big dicks.

Nope. The panda is unforgettable.

All windows open!

It's why I'm here when Boo gets mad at me. Because the internet is serious, and not real life fucking motions to build a future.

Is this the moment we realize most of the internet is shit? Or is it going to take longer?

I beat masturbation!

It was pretty large so I didn't know if it came from the toilet or your body. But every time I poop I look at it now waiting to be horrified.

Did that worm really come out of your ass?

Nope. Super fun game though. And when you take over other enemies remember that shaking the controllers does something.

Why would you complain about me being gone? The reason I'm not here is because the internet is stagnation. The influx of social networking rendered it nothing more than a tool now. People come to the internet (in America at least) to show the world that they were popular in high school. Fuck discussion, we've gotta serially like each other's shit and talk about how funny we were that time twenty minutes after talking to the person and we thought of a cool thing to say. When you regularly interact with people you could touch while speaking to that moment is mundane and common. It's not a new thought but the degree the internet is forming thought bubbles is absurd. Every person on Earth can find others that think like them and create a place where all of their thoughts are normal. What one needs to consider is the commonality of eccentricities. When you reach numbers such as billions, possibilities that occur in the 100,000's are significant on the billions scale, far less on the millions scale, but if those billions are connected the uncommon finds way to thrive. But right now the danger is the common. People across states hold irrational rivalries. If people hear ten other people that think like them it's a landslide vote. They're right and everyone is an asshole. I'm an asshole, and I know how I'm an asshole. When another person is required to perform a job I want them to do at to spec at the very least. When someone tries to help me with my job I want them to fuck off because they're doing it wrong. I am motherfucking particular and meticulous in the ways I choose to be. I don't want to encounter a slew of people that think everything I do is okay. I want people to tell me I'm being an asshole. What I used to like about this group is that people could talk and disagree about subjects and not one other thing mattered but the topic at hand. But the people that live on the internet become a part of it. I'm trying to think I'm not judging anyone here even though I kind of am? I mean nothing by it really, if it bothers you I personally think it should. The length I was here was longer than any other, the longest I lurked here was maybe a week in the past. I look at the internet and see forming microcosms and holy shit is this all boring. It's so predictable and boring. A couple days ago I watched a small bird I couldn't identify fucking own a crow. Crows are a problem here. This bird utilized the fact a crow attacks by dive bombing and wore that fucker out. It'd wait for the crow to climb and flap up just enough to fuck up the dive. It nosedived and swooped up late enough that while it used momentum the crow used wing power to climb as high as it did. That's more interesting than the most popular yapping in a common language.

This actually sounds like a positive. I think the last one I played was eight... it was on PS2. Nice fucking game, utilized the PS2 graphics beautifully.

I have no idea what this question is supposed to mean. In the past I've had women talking about our wedding or me being with their current or future kids sometimes without even thinking of making a move. But that was a weird time. Well, my whole life has been a weird time, I suppose. The great majority of you have problems.

Weren't a lot of films shot in beta until somewhat recently because of the high quality? On my phone so no googling horseshit.

This reminds me of how I used to feel about how women would respond to me. They'd have our life together planned out by the third conversation with me.

And we have one more chance. To do what, who knows.