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I can.

Happy birthday lady, don't get shot.

Jacket on, Jacket off.

I had to blow pat...er....donate money.

@Raptorpat this year's server fund raiser, Pat gets a tattoo of @Sawdamizer taint on his chest.

Initially the pain from kidney stones are worse, then your kids grow up and turn into teenagers.... super pain.

Kidney stones?

I'm here and have been waiting for like entire minutes.

Yes, do this. Once you get qualified you will have a price range to look for. Don't buy anything that will require a credit pull until after the house closes and then, be careful not to make any big purchases.

As low as interest rates are, you'd be crazy not to if you got something picked out.

She switched to fha

They are really just looking for your debt to income, and job stability. Anything outside of those two things don't really phase them. They will do a credit pull to see if you have any liens or judgments against you. Those count as debt so, dti.

She turned invisible?

I mean when you have a horse dick, all the blood rushing to fill that python would cause some to pass out.

Rural development loans or fha loans. Rural development gets you out of the metro areas and fha puts you anywhere. Rd loans generally have a lower interest rate as well. About the only draw back for Rd is it's limited by area. There also bonds in some areas that help pay for some expenses that loans incur. A good mortgage broker will be aware of those.

I can answer all or most of your real estate questions.

I ain't scared.

Nobody likes a quiter.

Not today.

Bunch of furry assholes and weebs.

All the cool kids hang out on discord.

If only I had a nickle every time I heard this. I would still have nothing.

I wouldn't add nabs, he will flake. He does this every year.

I'm still playing on my 360.