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  1. crackymckrackin
    Only if they put the plate on their forehead.
  2. crackymckrackin
    Man, I hate it for her. Bless his heart. Bless her heart. I hate it for him. That tastes so good, if you put the plate on your forehead your tongue would beat your brains out trying to get at it.
  3. crackymckrackin
    I call shotgun!
  4. crackymckrackin
    THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!
  5. crackymckrackin
    I'm doing great.
  6. crackymckrackin
    Darth Sideous?
  7. crackymckrackin
    Just skip that and the milk and eat sugar straight from the bag.
  8. crackymckrackin
    I only eat dry grape nuts shaped like death.
  9. crackymckrackin
    I'm just going to skip the cereal from now on. Just going to put sugar in the milk and drink it.
  10. crackymckrackin
    Did you at any point of your visit wonder about @molarbear broken penis or how it might get corrected?
  11. crackymckrackin
    Glad your teef are straight and correct but will @molarbear's broken penis ever be corrected? Will he be labeled a Bill Clinton supporter for life? Will this up his street cred? Will he be quadrupling his body count?
  12. crackymckrackin
    You were so worried you spammed the F5 key until your keyboard broke?
  13. crackymckrackin
    S&P are all boomers.
  14. crackymckrackin
    Why do blondes wear panties...... Ankle warmers. The implication here is that blondes are a very amorous lot. So much so that it would negate the need for undergarments except to maintain a constant ankle temperature.
  15. crackymckrackin
    She looks hot, I'd hit it.
  16. crackymckrackin
    Sexual relations?
  17. crackymckrackin
    Shit happens. Amiright.
  18. crackymckrackin
    I would tell them about asswatch.
  19. crackymckrackin
    Me too.
  20. crackymckrackin
    You can have it.
  21. crackymckrackin
    You should get some ass cream.
  22. crackymckrackin
    Get on my level bro.
  23. crackymckrackin
    What if it was your super jacked pizza delivery guy?
  24. crackymckrackin
    I drove around the outside of the Coronado national forest in Arizona. I think that's kind of a national park....ish.
  25. crackymckrackin
    I have been park.
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