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Glad your teef are straight and correct but will @molarbear's broken penis ever be corrected? Will he be labeled a Bill Clinton supporter for life? Will this up his street cred? Will he be quadrupling his body count?

You were so worried you spammed the F5 key until your keyboard broke?

S&P are all boomers.

Why do blondes wear panties...... Ankle warmers. The implication here is that blondes are a very amorous lot. So much so that it would negate the need for undergarments except to maintain a constant ankle temperature.

She looks hot, I'd hit it.

Sexual relations?

Shit happens. Amiright.

I would tell them about asswatch.

Me too.

You can have it.

You should get some ass cream.

Get on my level bro.

What if it was your super jacked pizza delivery guy?

I drove around the outside of the Coronado national forest in Arizona. I think that's kind of a national park....ish.

I have been park.

Aerial view of this asshole and his garage couch.

I don't hate it but I never have time for it. I had a funeral yesterday and then went to work. I didn't get home until 10:30 last night. This last year has been ridiculously. I still have customers wanting to be wait listed for three months. You can drive over and use my tractor if you finish all your yard work.

Dildos.

I bought a Milwaukee chainsaw. So far it's been pretty awesome.

I would be more ok with mosquitoes going away if I never had to watch jurassic anything. Unpopular opinion is Unpopular.

Your main line is stopped up. Call the plumber or rent a cable machine. The plumber will be cheaper in the long run.

It will eat the glaze out of the bowl and trap.

It's pretty harsh stuff. We never use it as a rule. Some say it's a last resort but if things have gotten bad enough for you to use that then it's time to start replacing things. BTW, it reacts with almost everything in an older plumbing system. It can start fires and explode.

I keep telling my wife it's my first time. She just rolls her eyes and points to the picture of our kid.

When a man and woman get married...they touch each other's butts...baby is born.