Raptorpat

gonna make SO many poop threads now

LET ME SLEEP IN THE BED

I need more fiber

ECZEMA ABUSE

ABUSE

you are supposed to love not abuse abuse is not love naruko

i am not his battered wife and he cannot have my cream of wheat

rip odim call dibs on internal organos

gordon IS the tree

the trigger to finally take it down was my aunt and uncle doing a surprise pop-in and seeing it when we were home alone

Nerd

Get rekt

Once when I was a kid we avoided taking down the tree until like April

Main thread here: https://unevenedge.com/topic/48189-uemb-writing-competition-volume-ii/

more eyeballs

did you post a link in FFA? i can lock/float it if you do

I hope the two boys reading our community calendar find it very insightful.

Was there a prize last time? I can do a custom rank to the winner.

wat

My guess is it's a cheap alternative to candy evolution as a callback to the original games that people won't use when they have a high stat dude. I didn't get the vibe that they were replacing candy evolution with the callback mechanic. That being said, the two gen five Pokemon mentioned in the announcement only evolve when traded with each other (the one Pokemon steals the other's shell), so not sure whether they'd require that one to be trade only.

I can't fire the previous owners, they are definitely deceased.

Both predate my buying the house. Previous owner installed the pump like that and the house came with the dehumidifier. I can't really fire the previous owners of the house and I never realized the volume of water I was dealing with. Hindsight is 20/20. It never occurred to me to check the hose outside because I had never visually caught it pumping water out one pit-full at a time every three days or so (from the dehumidifier) until the constant stream of water pouring out Monday morning after the flooding revealed everything wrong with it's placement or that the corrugated hose was riddled with holes from wear and tear. And it never occurred to me to move the cord because it never occurred to me until it happened that the pump would not trigger overnight and that I'd wake up to a wholly submerged basement floor. It's on the other side of the basement. The plug is by the ceiling and the cord can't reach, so they used one of those full size, orange extension cords.

Basically the only thing they had in common were that they were old men.

So Monday morning I get ready for work, as I'm walking out the door I decide to peek in the basement just to make sure everything was ok. Good thing I did because there was an inch or two of water, the pump wasn't triggered, and the dehumidifier was running (and connection between the cord and the extension cord was submerged). Basically all the water than had been leaking and had been pumped out, combined with the meltwater from the two ft of snow we got a few weeks ago and whatever precipitation since, was just seeping back in. The pump spits the water out basically right on the other side of the foundation so it filters right back in, and the pump stopped overnight. So that was cool.

Oh man that guy was like a reverse-packard