GuyBeardmane

Is Nu Wa also a busty cartoon lady?

Also: other little asshole likes to sit on my head.

Pupdate: this little asshole stuck her tongue up my nose.

I fully agree that consent is important, and the song can be interpreted as being date rapey, but that's not what was intended.

The female grasshopper is singing that part because she is using it as a reason not to leave. Like "oh, this drink is potent. Better stay here and sober up and if we smooch more oh well." She even prompts the drink in her previous lyric "Well maybe just a half a drink more."

Also this.

It's a song about two grasshoppers who both want to smooch but the lady grasshopper is also concerned about her reputation.

I don't even know. I just know that mama duck brought her babies over and I fed them and then I had an army of baby ducks.

Very much so.

Roman numerals. It's Center6ew.

To quote a genius who was ahead of his time, "Real girls are for losers who can't get cartoon porn."

Average size, but I have more than one.

83% It's because the puppies, let's be real.

I don't bench. I couch.

She picked you. Decided you were the person she could trust.

PERFECT BABIES

Poor baby. Is she mad at you at all?

I did not.

It's often referenced that Cubone wears the skull of its dead mother. So if you take a female Cubone or Marowak to the Pokemon breeders in any gen that has breeding and you pair it with either a male or a Ditto, does that mean the mother will die when you get the first egg?

PUPDATE. The past two nights have ended up with cuddling puppies and getting peed on. Tonight we've made a breakthrough and no puppies have urinated on me.

Sleepy cuddle bugs

I will post more when I am home to take pictures of cute puppies.

Daww I love pretty baby.

No fighting. Only love.