GuyBeardmane
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Who is senpai?
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It's super rank, too. Like, not as bad as a dog fart but close. I'm stuck in it, too, because it's too cold to open the door or roll down the window to let the fart out of the car.
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My secret Santa @EmpressAngel comin' through big time with the best presents.
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For a second there I thought this was gonna be about how Leo is a beta cuck and Raph is totally alpha. I'm glad I was wrong.
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Pretty much. The vet said puppies and parasites are bffs. They're super young and didn't really get to nurse much, so they didn't get to build their immunity too much.
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She's gonna be okay. I got dewormer for both babies and have given them their dose for today. They're back to cuddling now.
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Both Layla and Ebony cried all night because they slept separate from each other last night. When I brought Layla home Ebony managed to escape the room because she demanded to see her sissy right away.
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Pupdate: poor lil Layla feels icky and is pooping worms. Vet visit results in medication for both babies, but outside of worms the diagnosis is clean. Also everyone at the vet loves Layla.
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Is Nu Wa also a busty cartoon lady?
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Also: other little asshole likes to sit on my head.
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Pupdate: this little asshole stuck her tongue up my nose.
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I fully agree that consent is important, and the song can be interpreted as being date rapey, but that's not what was intended.
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The female grasshopper is singing that part because she is using it as a reason not to leave. Like "oh, this drink is potent. Better stay here and sober up and if we smooch more oh well." She even prompts the drink in her previous lyric "Well maybe just a half a drink more."
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Also this.
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It's a song about two grasshoppers who both want to smooch but the lady grasshopper is also concerned about her reputation.
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I don't even know. I just know that mama duck brought her babies over and I fed them and then I had an army of baby ducks.
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Very much so.
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Caller i just had argued with me for not explaining how to write "i"
GuyBeardmane replied to fuggstop's topic in Free-For-All
Roman numerals. It's Center6ew. -
To quote a genius who was ahead of his time, "Real girls are for losers who can't get cartoon porn."
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Average size, but I have more than one.
