GuyBeardmane

I'm really fond of Willard.

Yeah, pretty much. I'm not very observant to begin with so it would take a woman coming up to me and saying "Hey, let's fuck" for me to pay much attention.

Ay gurl how YOU doin

Both. And you're right, except I'm 6'4" and not gonna look all the way down to see if her feet point the right way.

I will, because I'm not gonna be looking at her feet anyway.

No. I farted and the smell hit super fast and I barely had time to get the windows down.

That is terrifying, because it's a good five feet off the ground.

It's fucking horrible. Between bad aim and people who don't wash their hands it's enough to make one sick.

Nah. See, if it could be boiled down to one person, this wouldn't be a thing. Apparently there are enough people who can't aim for shit that referencing Star Wars via a meme is the only way to tell them not to piss all over everything. I mean sometimes I'll be on spray instead of stream and I'll have to correct, but they provide Clorox wipes in there for mistakes, too. It's just too many lazy pissers.

To warrant these hanging up in the men's room at work?

I almost stank myself out of the car driving home from work once.

They sure picked a weird way of choosing 27, 29, 50, 53, 59, and 18.

You're doing an incredibly important and amazing thing. It's just totally hard to date single moms. Because kids.

It's the kids. Kids are awful.

Pay off debt, buy myself a nice house and car, invest, and become a professional sugar daddy.

It's the only birthday meme I have.

Cat pictures. Cute animals. Put them here.

wut

I mean that's not an inaccurate answer, but I was specifically referring to how long after the thread is locked will the last poster die?

Did we ever get clarification on when the death happens?