GuyBeardmane

Valentines.

Adorable little jerk.

They have chewed EVERYTHING. They typically ignore toys and try to eat things they shouldn't. They like books and paper. Currently Ebony is on my shoulder and she can't stop farting. This is how I die: asphyxiation by puppy farts.

Pupdate

I mean you right.

I'll take my chances.

Gurl, I'm always thirsty

Also ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

These are all good bobs. Hoping there will be some Bob Denver and Bob Barker before long.

Sheeyit. That's insane. Like, all the consideration you have to give another human being who has a real life outside of being a waifu.

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER

R e a l g i r l s a r e f o r l o s e r s w h o c a n ' t g e t c a r t o o n p o r n

He's a redneck. They're not the brightest bunch.

I think it means he wants to get a penis in his booty.

Weiner.

*oven mitts*

Poor baby. Have you tried giving him Dramamine? The vets said it's safe for dogs as long as you give them an appropriate sized dose. I'm gonna do that next time these two have to go anywhere.

PUPDATE: 12 week check up and boosters today. They officially turn 12 weeks old tomorrow. Layla is 15.4 pounds, and Ebony is 14.8 pounds. She's come a long way from being the runt. Vet estimates that for their visit next month they will probably double in size. Also, they both got carsick and puked all over me.