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GuyBeardmane

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  1. No, furries don't engage in bestiality. They just fuck while wearing wolf costumes.
  2. I also wish for this. Also to just see all the boobs.
  3. "The Great Yiffing Age began in 2014. Much like all transitional periods, the pieces were met with scorn in the beginning. However as time went by the works only gained in popularity, and even became mainstream in 2027 when Sanrio produced the film Hello Kitty Does Dallas."
  4. Cuddling puppies and going to bed by 10.
  5. Unions? In Kentucky? That shit won't fly around here.
  6. Here is a picture of what Santa brought me. I was on the naughty list.
  7. 7 AM Sharp, Shadow beckons me for food. She wants her breakfast.
  8. This is almost a haiku.
  9. I have, but it only works briefly but also I'm at work so it is frowned upon.
  10. I want it.
  11. Cuddling puppies and sleeping.
  12. Let's see, first I have to think about I might show up in a tux HA! But I doubt it I'll probly show up naked like I always do And look your mother in the face and tell her FUCK YOU
  13. No way, I'm not falling for that again.
  14. But I am. 😘
  15. Well aren't *you* special.
  16. You ever get all hot and bothered at work and then go through the whole day horned up and plan on masturbating when you get home but by the time you get home you're too tired and just decide to sleep instead?
  17. I think it's called The Dating Game. Pretty hilarious.
  18. I do not know this feeling. But ay gurl how YOU doin 😘 I am a shameless flirt.
  19. Meet Joe Black, when Brad Pitt gets hit by the van into another car.
  20. For donation: Baby clothes, never worn.
  21. Too much work.
  22. PUPDATE: They hug
  23. And I just volunteered that info. I'm a self doxxer.
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